Hi readers! Sorry I haven't updated this story for a long while, but I was feeling uninspired for a while and I took a break. But now I no longer am uninspred, so more parodies will be coming soon. I hope you enjoy!
Parody 29: Just Relax
Temari and Izuka were sitting around their kitchen table, both playing an intense game of Go Fish as the afternoon flowed into nighttime.
"Got any Aces?" asked Izuka as she looked over her cards. Temari scowled as she handed her Ace of Hearts and Ace of Spades to the Lady Sage.
"Got any twos?" asked Temari as she shot her fellow blonde a curious.
"Go fish." said Izuka as she looked up to see Gaara walk into the room with his video camera in hand and his mini stereo system with his I-Pod in the dock in the other.
"Is it song parody time?" asked Temari as she put her cards face down on the table.
"Yep; guess which song was the most requested song from the fans." said Gaara as he walked over to sit next to Izuka.
"I'm going to go with Icona Pop's 'I Love It'." answered Temari as she collected all the cards into one pile.
"How'd you know?" asked Gaara as he shot his sister a surprised look.
"You are not the only one who checks the comments little brother." answered Temari as she shuffled the cards before putting them back in its box.
"And besides, Temari and I already came up with a parody for the song a few days ago. We just haven't performed it yet." added Izuka as she shot Gaara a knowing look.
"Why not?" asked Gaara as he narrowed his eyes at the two.
"You were the one that wanted us to take a break from the parodies for a while, so we decided to wait until you were good and ready for parodies before singing again." answered Temari as she put her card pack into her pocket.
"Are you good and ready for song parodies again?" asked Izuka as she raised a blonde eyebrow.
"Yes, I am. To tell you the truth, I actually missed doing this. Now, will you two please sing your parody for 'I Love It' for our fans?" asked Gaara as he turned his video camera on and pointed it at the two.
"Okay, but only because you said please little brother." answered Temari as she smirked at him.
"I may be the youngest sibling, but remember older sister, I out rank you and our brother. Speaking of brothers, where is that the numbskull anyway?" asked Gaara.
"Probably in his workshop; he won't be back for a while." answered Izuka as she played around with one of her braids.
"That should give us enough time to tape this parody. Are you two ready?" asked Gaara as he put his camera back to his face. Temari and Izuka nodded their heads yes, giving Gaara the signal to start the song. He turned on the stereo and the instrumental version of the song began to play. This was what the Lady Sage and wind mistress sang.
I got this feeling on this busy day when you were gone
I walked into this very room. I watched you do your work.
I threw your work into the trash and burned it to a crisp.
I looked up right at your pale face
Just relax. Okay man?
Just relax!
I got this feeling on this busy day when you were gone
I walked into this very room. I watched you do your work.
I threw your work into the trash and burned it to a crisp.
I looked up right at your pale face
Just relax. Okay man?
Just relax!
You're doing paperwork. I'm relaxing okay?
You want me to do work, but I really can't babe
You're so damn hard to please, you really need to eat
You're a January boy while I'm October chic
Just relax!
Just relax!
I got this feeling on this busy when you were gone
I walked into this very room. I watched you do your work.
I threw your work into the trash and burned it to a crisp
I looked up right at your pale face
Just relax! Okay man?
Just relax! Okay man? Okay man?
Just relax! You're a spaz!
Just relax!
You're doing paperwork. I'm relaxing okay?
You want me to do work, but I really can't babe
You're so damn hard to please, you really need to eat
You're a January boy, but I'm October chic
Just relax! Okay man?
Just relax! Okay man? You're a spaz!
Just relax! Okay man?
Just relax! Okay man? You're a spaz!
Just relax!
Okay man?
Temari and Izuka bowed when they were finished as Gaara turned off his camera and his stereo.
"How was that?" asked Temari as she crossed her arms.
"Why do I have the feeling that parody was directed at me?" asked Gaara as he crossed his arms and scowled at the two blondes. Temari and Izuka shot each other sharp looks before turning to the young Kazekage.
"We have no idea what you are talking about." Izuka answered bluntly as she got up from her seat and walked out the room.
"You have nothing on us." added Temari as she followed the Lady Sage out the door just as Kankuro walked into the room. He stopped dead in his tracks when he saw Gaara's stereo and video camera in the redhead's hands.
"I missed a song parody didn't I?" asked Kankuro as he narrowed his eyes at Gaara.
"Yes, yes you dd." answered Gaara as he got up from his seat.
"I see. Well, you go upload that video. I'll just go to the kitchen and grab some candy bars. I'm beat." said Kankuro as he walked into the kitchen.
"Fatass" muttered Gaara under his breath as he walked out the room, never noticing that Kankuro heard him and was shooting daggers right at him as he left the room.
Please review and leave song suggestions!
"I Love it" belongs to Icona Pop and their associates. "Just Relax" is my parody for it!
