A/N: Ok if I haven't gotten to your review/email yet then don't lose hope in me! I'm doing the best I can and last time I tried I couldn't go check out reviews on here so I had to get some off my email. And a quick reminder- just keep sending me the email you want them to reply to and I'll get to it as soon as I can. Happy New Years!
Dearest Edward and Jacob, I have noticed that there are a bunch of
fanfictions out there in which you two fall in love with one another.
How
does that make you feel?
XOXO,
Writing Bird.
PS I LOVE YOU JAKE!
Edward: In lo-
Jacob: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! You will not steal the spot light again you dirty bloodsucker!
Edward: Would you stop calling me that?!
Jacob: No!!! Shut up!
Edward: Yeah, well hate to break it to you, but I'm just trying to answer this person's email.
Jacob: Yeah so you can suck her blood too!
Edward: o.0
Jacob: See it's true you just confessed!
Edward: I didn't say anything
Jacob: Then what do you call this?! o.0
Edward: I call it a face
Jacob: Yeah sure, that's just an excuse for sucking her blood
Edward: You make no sense at all. I don't suck ANYONES blood
Jacob: That's what they all say!
Edward: o.0
Jacob: HAHAHA see you did it again!
Edward: o.0
Jacob: See Bella he's a fake-!
Edward: 1-Bella's not here 2- What in the world are you talking about and 3-Shouldn't we be answering a question
Jacob: Yeah ok sure.
Edward: Well if you haven't noticed it let we wouldn't make a very good couple. And we aren't gay.
Jacob: How do you know I'm not gay?
Edward: o.0
(I think we all know how this'll end)
