A/N: Ok if I haven't gotten to your review/email yet then don't lose hope in me! I'm doing the best I can and last time I tried I couldn't go check out reviews on here so I had to get some off my email. And a quick reminder- just keep sending me the email you want them to reply to and I'll get to it as soon as I can. Happy New Years!


Dearest Edward and Jacob, I have noticed that there are a bunch of

fanfictions out there in which you two fall in love with one another.

How

does that make you feel?

XOXO,

Writing Bird.

PS I LOVE YOU JAKE!


Edward: In lo-

Jacob: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! You will not steal the spot light again you dirty bloodsucker!

Edward: Would you stop calling me that?!

Jacob: No!!! Shut up!

Edward: Yeah, well hate to break it to you, but I'm just trying to answer this person's email.

Jacob: Yeah so you can suck her blood too!

Edward: o.0

Jacob: See it's true you just confessed!

Edward: I didn't say anything

Jacob: Then what do you call this?! o.0

Edward: I call it a face

Jacob: Yeah sure, that's just an excuse for sucking her blood

Edward: You make no sense at all. I don't suck ANYONES blood

Jacob: That's what they all say!

Edward: o.0

Jacob: HAHAHA see you did it again!

Edward: o.0

Jacob: See Bella he's a fake-!

Edward: 1-Bella's not here 2- What in the world are you talking about and 3-Shouldn't we be answering a question

Jacob: Yeah ok sure.

Edward: Well if you haven't noticed it let we wouldn't make a very good couple. And we aren't gay.

Jacob: How do you know I'm not gay?

Edward: o.0

(I think we all know how this'll end)