Sonic's Insane Life-By InuSonishaUnlimited

Disclaimer: I don't own SEGA or their characters. Also, there are some characters that are not mine in this story, some of which came from DeviantART or otherwise. I will point out these characters and their creators, so that they recieve their credit. Either way...that's done.

Summary: Basically put, this story is all about insane, crazy adventures that Sonic and his friends go through in his life. Lots of craziness ensues here, so here's the lowdown: This is M-rated, so kiddies should stay away. There is Strong Language, Strong Violence, Nudity, Sex and Absolue Insanity. Flames will be punished with a harsh message from me, so think twice about doing it. I take suggestions for characters to show up or scenarios, but otherwise, have fun and hope you enjoy!

News Update- These next five Days will feature a really weird, yet somewhat already used by some, Eggman scheme. I'll leave it to you guys to find out what it is. Also, just think! Only two Days away from 30 Days of Sonic's Insane Life! Sweet, huh?

InuSonishaUnlimited: So yeah, we had to call the SWAT team on Anth. That's it, really.

Insane Day 29: Somewhat Broken Heart and Plots All Over Again

Sonea stands in a shower, reflecting on things. She's in quite a fix now, with Michika totally in love with her and preventing her from returning to normal. She feels her body, a female's body on a male hedgehog. "I can't stay like this forever...I just can't..." Sonea says, remembering Michika's words. "Yes...yes you can..you can stay like this and be with me for as long as you like!" she remembers her shouting that. One way or another, Sonea knew she'd return to normal, whether she needed to break Michika's heart or not. "If I need to break her heart...then so be it." she thinks as she finishes washing herself. As she turns off the water, she turns and sees Michika, who quickly locks her in a loving embrace. "You always looks so sexy coming out of the water, Sonea." she says, smiling. "Michika..." Sonea says, uneasy from her touching. Doesn't go on for too long before she stops and the both of them head out the door.

Meanwhile, Eggman is plotting how to bring Sonea back to normal. "Hmm...I could kidnap her, but then I'd have to trap her...and considering that she can move quickly, that is near-impossible...Wait, I could capture one of her friends and in exchange for their safety, I'll request changing her back to normal!...but then I'd need to capture one of them in the first place...Gah." Eggman says, thinking a lot about this. "I say we capture the lesbian she's with. At least, Sonic will have to rescue her and fall right into our trap. Plus, she'd be far easier to capture than Sonic." Metal says. "I could go get her." Metallias comments. "You can? Well, go right ahead." Eggman says, watching her fly out. "Do you think she can get her?" Metal asks. "Are you kidding? I'll believe it when I see it." Eggman says, looking at his notepad for any other schemes in the event that Metallias fails. Metal shakes his head, believing that it may be impossible as well.

Sonea and Michika walk into a nearby park, enjoying the cool breeze. Sonea, however, is thinking of the best way to explain to Michika why it can't work out. "Michika, I really need to talk to you." she says as they sit down. "Sure, Sonea. What is it?" she asks. "It's about me. I need to become a man again, but Eggman is the only one with the technology to do that." Sonea says. "Then you don't need to worry about it, now do you?" Michika asks. "It's not that simple...Huh?" Sonea asks before she gets caught by Metallias. "SONEA!" Michika shouts, watching the cyborg cart off with the pink hedgehog. She pursues as best as she can until Metallias enters a vast forest, making finding Sonea impossible now. "gasp...gasp...Sonea...No!!..." Michika says, going back to figure out a plan. Metallias finally stops and lands somewhere in the woods, dropping Sonea in the process. "You're...you're one of Eggman's creations, right? Metallias!" Sonea says. "Yup, the doctor has asked me to come get you so he can turn you back." Metallias says.

"Eggman wants to change me back to normal?" Sonea asks. "Mmm-hmm. He has requested that I bring you back to his base." Metallias says. "That makes things easier. Okay, let's go." Sonea says as Metallias starts flying. From the ground, Michika follows the cyborg hedgehog to Eggman's base, just outside of the jungle in the Mystic Ruins. "Sonea...I'll save you!" Michika says, dashing in as the doors closed. "Okay, so the doctor is right this way." Metallias says, walking ahead of Sonea. "This place hasn't changed much." Sonea notes, looking around the Final Egg base. A screen turns on, showing Eggman's grinning mug. "Metallias, I'll be darned! You actually found her and brought her here! Excellent job, unlike a lazy, two-bit robot I could mention!" Eggman says, turning to Metal. "Whatever." Metal says, walking off. "Now then, bring her this way, so that we can finally undo this." Eggman says, walking ahead of Metallias and Sonea. Michika follows close by, waiting for her ideal moment to get to Sonea before Eggman could accomplish his task.

Back at Tails' house, the male fox is hard at work with a new creation. "So, what is this going to be?" F. Tails asks. "It'll be a nice addition to our vehicle options." M. Tails says. "I know that, but what will it be?" she asks again. "Oh, that's the surprise." M. Tails says. "Well, I'd better get washed up." F. Tails says, looking at her fur, which was a little dirty from the oil they were working with when building. "I'll hop in after you." M. Tails says, continuing his work. As F. Tails showered, she looked out the window. "Sonic...I hope you turn back to normal soon..." she says. After washing up, she heads downstairs to see Silver laying down on the couch. "Silver? Are you all right?" she asks him. "Just a little tired, I was up last night..." Silver says, remembering the event last night. Silver and Shadow were very close to bringing back Sonic before Michika showed up, bringing Eggman with her. "We'll get him back." Silver says. F. Tails nods and proceeds to the kitchen.

Back at the Final Egg base, Sonea stands before Eggman, who is sitting in a loaded laser gun-equipped cockpit. The laser is pointed right to Sonea, who is a little apprehensive. "This is going to turn me back to normal?" she asks. "Indeed, it runs on the opposite power channel that my earlier device used, therefore it will make you male once again." Eggman says. "Okay..." Sonea says, remaining a stiff position. "Ready...Aim..." Eggman says, his thumb moving towards the button until he sees that Sonea is gone. "What the!? Where did!?...Aw, that motherfucking bitch!!" Eggman shouts, looking on a security camera screen with Michika pulling Sonea along towards the entrance. "SSSOOOONNNIIIICCCC!!! Fucking bitch, I should've killed that girl before I told Metallias to...Gah!" Eggman shouts, jumping inside his new Egg Tank, with the same laser weapon to change Sonic back on the tank. The rest of the vehicle is loaded with two other cannon barrels, two rocket launcher chambers, boosters for flight and smaller artillery on the sides. "Sonea...I'll get you back!!" Eggman yells, driving right out and towards Station Square.

A few minutes later, Sonea finally loses Michika and heads back to the Final Egg, unaware that Eggman is gone. "Damn it, he left...He must be either looking for me or trying to take out Michika...Either way, I'd better return to Station Square." Sonea says, running back to the city. When she enters, she catches Shadow just across the street. "Shadow! Over here!" she says, the black hedgehog turning to see her. "Hey, are you alone?" he asks. When Sonea nods positively, Shadow looks across the way. "She ain't what she appears to be, Sonea." he says. "What do you mean? Michika?" Sonea asks. "Yeah, come this way." he says, leading her to a nearby club. When they look inside, Sonea's heart feels like it's sunk to the bottom. Michika, after being separated from Sonea, came to Station Square to search. She had entered the club to seek out some assistance from some friends. Well, she quickly forgot what she was doing and decided to have some fun with her friends, who seemed to be her ex-boyfriends...all four of them. Shadow and Sonea watch the four guys having sex with her at the same time, Shadow shaking his head in pity and comforting Sonea, who couldn't help but be upset.

"All...all that stuff she said to me...I...I can't believe it..." she says. "Yeah, I guess we've all got our secrets, but hers...is defintely something else...at least you told her about your relationships. She didn't say whether she had feelings for them anymore, did she?" Shadow says. "No...but...Yeah, you're right...huh?" Sonea says, looking up to see Eggman landing. "Now I've got her!" he yells, pointing the two cannons at the club. "Eggman?" Sonea asks, wondering why she wasn't targeted. "I'll be with you in a second..." he says, firing two giant cannon shells at the club, effectively blowing it to smithereens and everyone that was inside flew out of the window from the blast. Michika, clothing ripped in places for the whole sex deal, gets up and sees her exs burnt to a crisp. "Wha...What happened!? Huh!?" she asks, looking to Eggman, who launches restraining rings at her, pinning her to the ground. "You're not getting in the way this time, bitch." Eggman says. "Not getting...Sonea...?" Michika asks, noticing Sonea's look of disappointment. "Looks like she's seen the true side of you, girl! Which is good, since there will be no inhibitions about returning her to normal!" Eggman shouts, laughing his ass off.

Silver arrives on the scene and stands with Shadow and Sonea, looking over the wreckage of the club and the restrained Michika. "Looks like I came too late." Silver says. "No, Silver, you've arrived just in time! I, the magnificent Doctor Eggman, will finally returning Sonic the Hedgehog to normal!" he says, turning to the pink hedgehog. Or at least, he would've if the police weren't already surrounding the lot of them. "Aw, shit..." Eggman says, looking at the men in blue. They undid Michika's restraints and started with the offenses that Eggman made until the man couldn't take it anymore, pulling out an automatic weapon and firing all over the place. The bloodbath left the police done and dead, but he had to relocate Sonea, since they all scattered after the police arrived on the scene. "Dear God, please let my next capture of that hedgehog be the last one I see before I finally turn her back to normal..." Eggman says, flying back into the air and surveying the city.

"What do you think I should do now...?" Sonea asks the two hedgehogs as she walked with them. "Well, being around her obviously isn't wise anymore. She decieved you, Sonic." Silver says. "Yeah, but we do need to find Eggman again, so that he can finally get you back." Shadow says. "Yeah, that's all true..." Sonea says, turning to see that the sun has finally gone down. When they arrive in the Mystic Ruins, Chaos is waiting for them. "Chaos? What's going on, big guy?" Sonea asks. The god points to the path to Angel Island, to which the hedgehogs dash towards, looking to see that Angel Island was...a little wonky. The island is moving up and down like an elevator, the sight purely amusing. "AHAHAHAHH!!!! Oh man, Knuckles must be freaking out by now!" Sonea shouts through laughter. "Yeah, but we'd better do something." Shadow says. "Hey, what's that?" Silver asks, watching the Master Emerald bouncing as well. "Oh dear, I think the Emerald is high..." Sonea says. "Most likely." Shadow says, running towards the bridge with the others tailing him.

As the island comes down low, they leap onto it and start running. The dramatic bouncing, however, flings them right back near Red Mountain. "Gah! That hurts..." Sonea says, rubbing her ass from the impact to the ground. "Grr...what's going on?" Shadow says, getting up. "Could something be wrong with the Master Emerald?" Silver asks. "I'll see...Knux! Knux, can you hear me!?" Sonea shouts towards the island, but gets no response. "Something is wrong...Chaos Control!" Shadow says, teleporting them onto the island again. Silver uses his Telekinesis to keep the team on the ground as they head to Knuckle's house. When they enter, Knuckles can be seen anchoring himself to the floor with his knuckles, holding Tikal down as well. "Knux, what the hell is going on!?" Sonea asks. "I wish I knew! This never happened before!" he replies. "Did that Emerald smoke something or what!?" Silver asks. "Again, I don't know!" Knuckles says, clawing his way out of the house and towards the Master Emerald. He sees a large stereo system behind the Master Emerald, the soundwaves loud enough to make such a heavy gem bounce. "DAMN IT!" Knuckles shouts, destroying the stereo and setting the balance back to normal.

"Who put this thing here!?" Knuckles shouts, kicking the remains off of the island. "I dunno, Eggman's been tailing me all day." Sonea says. "Well, at least it's all over." Shadow says. "Speaking of Eggman, we need to track him down!" Silver says, running off the island with the others. Knuckles scratches his head as he resets the Master Emerald and walks back inside with Tikal. The three hedgehogs return to Station Square, standing back at the club that was decimated. "Eggman sure was pissed..." Silver says. "Yeah, but where is he now?" Shadow asks. "Maybe he'll come back here in a few minutes..." Sonea says. Michika shows up in a few seconds, standing before the group. Shadow and Silver take up aggressive positions in front of Sonea, who steps back. "Stay where you are, girl..." Shadow says. "Yeah, don't make us hurt you..." Silver says. "I just...want to talk..." Michika says as the hedgehogs become more relaxed. "Sonea...are you really a guy?" she asks. "Yeah...I am...I told you before." Sonea says. "Do you really want to be a guy again?" she asks. "Yes, there are things that I miss doing as a guy..." she says.

"Plus, being a man is the only future for him anyway!" Eggman shouts coming from above. "You did come back here!" Sonea says. "Correct, I'm not about to give up now! Girl, there is something you should know." Eggman says. "What...what is it?" she asks. "The effects of my invention are not permanant. Even if I did nothing, Sonea would return to Sonic after an amount of time." Eggman says. "What...? You mean...there's no way for her to remain a girl?" Michika asks. "Girl, such wishes are just not wise and unworthy of my time. I made this invention to completely embarass him, but it didn't work...because of YOU!" Eggman says, pointing to Michika. "How did Michika stop your plan?" Sonea asks. "She fell in love with you. If not for that, you would've been on your own, miserable and possibly raped until you couldn't take it. However, she got to you and gave you affection, making my plan impossible to continue. I'm fixing that right now, which will break her heart as well." Eggman says. "She's...she's already broken mine..." Sonea says. Michika feels the pain of guilt within her heart. "Then we begin..." Eggman says, charging the weapon...

-For the next Day, when Eggman changes Sonea back to Sonic and an new battle between powerhouses begins...

InuSonishaUnlimited: Next Day is your last day as a girl, Sonea.

Sonea: It's been an experience.

InuSonishaUnlimited: I'm sure it was.

Weresheep: My idea is up next too, right?

InuSonishaUnlimited: Correct.

Anth: I'll miss the tits you had...

Sonea: "Oy..."