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Chapter 29 - 1 tequila, 2 tequila, 3 tequila FLOOR!

As Hermione and Ginny walked in they were welcomed by Harry, Ron and of course Josh.

Ginny just made small talk and as soon as she spotted Blaise ran into his arms.

Ron always felt like puking whenever they were in reach of each other, but if his sister loved her then he had to put up with it.

"Wow Mya you look amazing. But I thought you were going to wear the white dress?"

"I didn't want to." She then pushed pass Josh and marvelled at how spick and span Ron and Harry looked.

"My, my boys. I must say you two are dressed to kill now aren't you."

They both blushed and hugged her briefly. "You're not too bad yourself there Herms."

After the night of the argument the three of them had sorted everything out and everything went back to normal.

"But if you don't mind Harry and I have dates to attend to."

Hermione looked across the room to see who they were waving to, Parvati and Hannah.

Hermione kissed them both on the cheek and they stuck her with that idiot Josh.

Without warning he put his arms around her waist and pulled her in to his body.

"So do you wanna dance?"

She was about to push him away, but over his shoulder she could see Draco4 eyeing them both up so she obligingly took hold of his hand. She tried to look away from him but was caught in his trance. And he looked totally delicious. That is until Pansy started kissing him like a mad banshee. Hermione felt like crying. But no she would have fun tonight, even if it killed her.

She smiled up at him. "I'd be honoured."

He seemed taken aback but still led her out on to the dance floor where they danced to some fast techno music. Hermione tried to make herself look like she was enjoying all of this but her heels were killing her, so after a good ten minutes of non-stop dancing she asked Josh for a breather.

He found her a seat and they sat there for a while in silence.

Meanwhile across the room Draco was trying to push Pansy off of him.

"What's wrong Drakykins?"

But he wasn't listening. He was too busy thinking of ways to destroy Josh and all that he was worth.

HOW DARE HE DO THAT. First I had to get rid of Weasel and Pot head and then that fuckwit comes and ruins everything for me and Hermione. Look at them. Don't they just make the perfect couple, and now father is angry with me for not succeeding in my 'plan'. I can only imagine what is in store for me when I get home. Both mother and father won't be pleased. Josh will pay and I'll see to it.

"Mya do you want a drink?"

Hermione snapped out of her little staring game with Draco.

"Huh? Oh yeah sure, I'd love one."

Draco was staring at them so Hermione saw her chance.

She reached up and pulled him down by his collar.

"Thanks love." And she pecked him on the cheek.

He felt his left cheek and smiled.

Draco crushed the plastic cup he was holding in his hand. I can't take this. I'm out of here.

And without even telling Pansy he left to go back to his room.

Josh went to get her a cup of punch, but thought he would add a little flavouring.

He pulled out a small casket from his pocket and poured a bit into her glass.

"By the end of the night you'll be mine Mya, don't worry." He said evilly.

Hermione, who was getting impatient, decided to find Josh and snuck up behind him.

"BOO!" He almost dropped his casket but quickly threw it in his robes.

"What took you so long? I thought you got lost along the way." She said smiling.

He tried to give her a smile but did not succeed and instead shoved the drink in her face.

"Here drink up. I'm sure you're parched." She looked at him suspiciously but then thought nothing of it and skulled back her drink.

At first she felt a bit dizzy but then felt the need to have another one.

"Hey you couldn't get me another could you Josh." He grinned evilly.

"Sure Mya."

A couple of hours into the night Hermione was absolutely trashed. She was dancing like a stripper and kept singing 'This is the song that doesn't end' over and over again.

It is time Mya. You and I will finally be together.

"This is the song that doesn't end, yes it goes on and on my friend, some people started singing it something something something. Oh no I forgotted the words again. Josh what are the words? Hey did you know that elephants are the only animals that can't jump. Funny thing that is, init? ... Oh no... I think I'm going to chunder."

Josh's eyes shot open. "Oh no, I think I should take you to your dorm and clean you up aye?"

Harry and Ron came running. "Herms are you alright. Here we'll take you back to your-"

"No it's alright there Ron; I'll take Mya back to her dorm."

Ron looked at Hermione to see her side. But she stood up and hugged both Harry and Ron at the same time.

"I love you two so much. You are both the most beautifulist peoplist in the whole wide worldest. Hey I just made those words up. Did you two know that elephants are the only animals that can't jump? Funny thing that is init? Hey don't worry about me, Joshy washy is going to take me to my dormy warmy. Hey I'm a poet and I don't know it."

Ron and Harry laughed and then kissed her goodnight. "You get some sleep when you get back okay." And they left her to go back to the dance.

Josh literally carried her to her dorm listening to her constant jabbering about nothing in particular until finally they were back at her dorm.

"Veritas." He said commandingly to the portrait and he stepped in and placed her on the couch.

She was still jabbering then sat up suddenly causing her to become nauseous.

She lay back down on the couch and Josh looked at her grinning. "Yes that's right Mya, you make yourself comfortable."

He pulled off his robe and lay on top of her. Hermione felt all his weight on her and tried pushing him off.

"Josh what are you doing? Get off."

She went to sit up but he grabbed at her wrists and pulled them down.

"No, you're not getting away this time. No one can interrupt us."

She became more aware of what was happening now and started panicking.

"Josh, please don't do this again."

But he wasn't listening. He ripped off her beautiful dress and started biting at her neck and shoulders.

Tears were streaming down Hermione's cheeks.

"No." She whispered.

But he continued and finally they were both naked.

She was now wailing.

Dear God, if you really exist. Help me!

A/N: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Sorry I just wanted to finish that there. And yeah. ;) Please keep reviewing. I know I'm evil but I promise I'll update A.S.A.P. :)