Prompt: Zutara; tea and 'it'

For: hoeoverbros

Words: 267

Disclaimed.

Cruel to be Kind

It happened when everyone was around the campfire, Zuko was holding a mortar and pestle, slowly grinding leaves for tea; Aang was making cute animals with the fire; Sokka and Suki were asleep (winkwink); Katara was practicing her waterbending; and Toph was shooting random pebbles at the back of Zuko's head.

It was safe to say his patience was losing it's hold.

After the 347th pebble, Zuko threw a log at the blind girl's head, who, in turn, smashed a boulder into the firebender's back, causing him to lurch forward into Aang, thus creating a catastrophic flame to steam away the world's largest man-made water orb out of Katara's grasp.

"HEY!" she yelled as hours of bending turned into mere fog. "WHO THE HELL?!"

Of course, everyone pointed at Zuko; even the two lovebirds occupying a certain tent that was creating it's own steam directed their curling toes towards the n00b do-gooder.

"It was TOPH!" he protested, but to no avail. Katara the angry waterbender stalked out of her envelope of fog and grabbed Zuko by the collar of his shirt, even though he didn't have one. A collar, that is.

He had to think fast, or else, he would be a dead man...fo'realz.

Quickly, he glanced around, and satisfied that there were no spectators, seeing as Toph was blind and Aang was oblivious, he grabbed Katara by a loopy and pecked her on the lips, causing her to loosen her hold, and then he bolted for his tent, punching the air in WIN because he just escaped a horrid beating for that night.

WAY TO GO!

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Lawls, guys. 67 words over, but I guess ya'll deserve it. I tried to make it extra funny, but I feel like it's one big epic FAIL :}

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