Xenus2187

I just finished Dark Knight and this popped in my head. AB Kirito, why do you want to be Batman?

AB!Kirito: The real question is why do YOU want to be Batman. It's these questions that puzzled the great Adolf Hitler, my other Idol.

Why?

AB!Kirito: Why not?

He has morals and doesn't kill? You however are a moral less and murdering sociopath. You killed Rosalia and that poor save my family AI guy. Why strive to be someone you can't become? Why, AB Kirito?

AB!Kirito: Okay, Batman killed people. Have you not read the… Never mind. And I can become him. I just need a few voice hormones here, a few there…

Kirito: You need to go through puberty?

AB!Kirito: FINE! My real reason for wanting to be Batman… Maybe, JUST MAYBE, I could go through FLIPPING PUBERTY! And I know I'm going in reverse now… I STOPPED CUSSING! I SAY FLIPPING AND CRUD AND FREAKING AND HECK! GAH!

Lojky: Your welcome for de-puberty-ing you.

And to Kuradeel, because I know we all think the same thing. How old are you really? I'm not saying you're ugly. Just...how old are you? And be honest.

Kuradeel: I am a wonderful twentysomething.

Kirito: You know, he really is…

Lojky: No.

Keiko: But he's… Well… I can't hurt his feelings…

Asuna: Old. He's old.

Kuradeel: I'm twenty-nine as of this stupid non-canon story.

Lojky: He is though. When he died (two years into the game) he was twenty-six. We've been out of SAO for three years.

Kirito: Yup… It's hard to believe.

AB!Asuna: EEK! Kirito! It's Voldemort's pet… Voldemort?

AB!Kirito: You're getting better with the insults, but you're not quite there yet...