An Authors Halo.

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Narrator: The story of Ranger24 fanfiction begins in small Swedish fishing village of askurdsund wher…

Seamus: Askurdsund?

Record scratch.

Seamus: I'll shove me boot in your askurdsund! Here's how it really got started sweat and beautiful Rosemont Minnesota! Back when pokemons anime was still good and digimon was just taking some territory.

Seamus appears with his usual "bite me in the ass" attitude.

Ranger24: I guess I got started when the new star wars movies came out. You know episode one the phantom menace. I had the idea of cartoons in the movie but it didn't go anywhere and it wasn't a crossover. I really didn't get the idea of cartoons meeting up and do crazy stuff until kingdom hearts came out. I really got into it but I couldn't play it because I didn't have a play station. I was still on Nintendo 64. I started experimenting with cartoon crossovers in school projects. Didn't go so well but they were intresting. This was when lord of the rings and Star wars attack of the clones came out.

Seamus: 2001 Halo: Combat evolved!

Ranger24: When halo came out my brother got one of the first Xbox's and shortly after he started playing a freaked out during an explosion. I ran into the dinning room and hide for about an hour. That sort of led to my mom hiding our copy for about three years.

Seamus: One move to indaina later.

Ranger24: Ah yes Zionsville indaina. Aka Hell on earth! Trust me the people hated me, my grades were poor, self esteem low, and my willingness to escape and fanfiction grew but really didn't take shape until I wrote the Bridge Crew which has sadly been lost to time and moving vans.

Seamus: 2004 Halo 2 arrives!

Ranger24: Halo 2. Now that was something I enjoyed. By this time I was a decent gamer, Lord of the rings, medal of honor, star wars battle front, all great games but I really wanted another crack at halo. And as halo two approached I finally got a chance to play again. But I stort of stopped for three weeks after I saw what happened to captain Keyes. A side effect of not going to any scary movies. Shortly after I asked Santa for Halo 2 for Christmas and I went to town. At the same time I also got kingdom hearts chain of memories. After I read the novels, became a halo fan, became a fan of kingdom hearts, found red vs blue, I finally wrote my first story called the bridge crew staring me and a lot of cartoon characters. It was set during a war but in the end I lost the story and moved to florida in the summer of 2006.

Seamus: Florida, a new start.

Ranger24: After moving to flordia I finally got to google on my own computer. Through searching fanart I found quite by accident. In November. So I kept an eye on it for a few months until in aprail of 2007 my younger brother let it slip I wanted to join To my surprise, my dad actually helped me set up my account. Then I guess like bungie I was handed a manifesto of how to be a great writer!

Seamus: Step one: Create account.

Ranger24: I got my account Ranger24 and finally started writing. The name is a blend of my love of lord of the rings and the other is the day of my birth the 24 of apiral. However I made it cooler with the arm knife and the twilight powers. Problem no real back story until much later.

Seamus: Step two: Write a brand new story that has never been written.

Ranger24: Basicly halo. Bit rough at first. Spelling errors, low reviews, short chapters. You get the idea. It was fun though and rather funny. I just love screwing around with things.

Flashback:

Mademe Foster: Were disengaged going to minimum safe distance.

Jack Spicer: Hey how long have you been flying?

Mademe Foster: I just got my liscense this morning!

Everyone gulped.

Shaggy: We're screwed are't we?

Homer: Yep.

Shaggy: Why did I ever join the marines?

Wilt: This is the marines? I thought it was the peace corps!

End flashback

Seamus: Step three: Accuire several loyal friends on the site.

Ranger24: That one is always in progress, but has been rather successful. For example David, Chibi, Evil Sound Ninja, DM, Darren Mathis you get the idea.

Seamus: Step four: Produce an awesome sqeul to the start up series!

Ranger24: Halo 2 which I had to do twice because of the orginals horrible failure. This one finally broke fifty reviews. And through it I meet Chibi and Evil Sound ninja. And I screwed around even more!

Flashback!

Suddenly there was a loud noise on the bridges roof.

Barret: You know for bricks they flew preety good.

June: Cloud, get inside and gear up. We're taking this fight to the surface.

Cloud: Watch where you're driving!

End flashback.

Seamus: Step five: Create some awesome and humorous OCs.

Ranger24: Basicly Seamus here, Rolo'mono, and a third one who is still on the drawing board. Seamus was actually the name of this little saint patricks day leprucanh that my family used to put out in front of our house.

Seamus: Wait. You named me after a saint patricks day decoration?

Ranger24: Yeah.

Seamus: This sucks! Well I bet Rolo'mono's even dumber.

Ranger24: I based Rolo'mono on three sources. One was the machinma character from the Codex, the elite commander known as the Praetor, Rolo's, and your average religious nut.

Seamus: Oh come on he gets based off a friging machinam star!

Ranger24: Hey your based off Lopez and Bender!

Seamus: Well some honor is restored. I'm based off a Mexican robot and a kelptomanic robot!

Ranger24: I've got another one planned but as I said, he's still in the works.

Seamus: Step 6: Spread influence to other area's of fanfiction.

Ranger24: Some of you may know my "Why humanity won the war story" and I am working on the "Secret diary of the Kyuubi". Both are comedy.

Seamus: The final step, finish awesome trilogy with atleast over forty reviews for the final part.

Ranger24: And that segment is completed because of this story. I am however going ot do or am doing other triolgys. Such as Eragon, Lord of the rings, and my short comedy Akutski vs organization 13.

Seamus: All is isn't a bed of roses is it?

Ranger24: Yeah. I've had atleast three stories removed by the site and I think like six stories I've removed myself because I wasn't getting anything done on them or they weren't going anywhere fast. Such as 300, kotor, my orginal POTC, and a few others.

Seamus: So where to now?

Ranger24: Well for that I have this…

Coming soon to fanfiction dot net!

Both: Let's see how far we've come!

Akutski vs organization 13 season 3

Both: Let's see how far we'll go!

Eldest

Both: Let's see how far we've come!

Lord of the rings: The two towers

Both: Let's see how far we'll go!

Crossover hearts: Chain of memories!

Both: Let's see how far we've come!

Crossover hearts: Breaking the barriers!

Both: Let's see how far we'll go.

Ranger24: This Ranger24, signing off. Until next time.