Usual disclaimer.
Honey brown eyes surveyed the two ninja standing before her, taking in the distance between them and the slight jitters they both seemed to be exhibiting, more evident in her surrogate daughter than in Morino, but they both looked like ants had been poured down their backs. Could they not even pretend to try and get on the blonde Hokage sighed, they were two of her best ninja but they were nearly always at each other throats.
"How was your vacation Sakura" she questioned.
"Fine Shishou" her daughter replied as she scowled at Ibiki on her right.
With a shake of her head Tsunade prayed for sake to put up with them, they were ninja not bloody 5 year olds, haa, 5 year olds would act better than those two, she realised.
Turning her attention to her Head of Interrogation and Torture she addressed him
"Did you get the information you needed Morino-san"
"The information is sketchy, it will need some more looking into but it does raise suspicions, I will give you a full report by the end of the day" the tall man replied.
Nodding her head in acceptance, Tsunade allowed herself her guilty pleasure of eying Ibiki, God he was fine, strong, commanding, taking no shit, a fine specimen of Alpha male, if she was a few years younger she'd nearly give up her entire months allowance of sake to take him to bed. He would be worth the loss of sake she mused to herself as her active imagination took over, under that coat most likely lay the most delicious muscles in Konoha, damn she needed to get otu of her office, Tsunade realised. With a slight shake of her head she pulled herself back to reality, taking in Sakura's constant fidgeting she rolled her eyes.
"What the hell is wrong Sakura"
"Sorry Shishou, just an itch"
"Any thing else to add, no, good, get out of here, I'll see you later" dismissing the two out of her office, she mourned the fact that Ibiki's coat also hid the view of his ass as she reached for her sake.
"Oh GOD" Sakura exclaimed as she walked into the hallway and started attacking her back, itching away at it, Ibiki watched on amused as he rubbed his own chest to relieve the itchy feeling he was having. Looking around to ensure that they were truly alone in the corridor and away from the peeking holes, he bent down and whispered
"See you later Hellcat"
Stopping her itching momentarily Sakura gave a little smile and mouthed back to him 'later' before turning around and walking down the corridor. Enjoying the view she was presenting him of her backside Ibiki smirked to himself as he began to settle his face into his ANBU feared look as he walked towards the ANBU headquarters absent mindedly scratching his chest.
God her back was on fire and she couldn't reach it to scratch, it was starting to really piss her off, stomping her way down the corridor of the hospital a few hours later, she made her way to Shizunes office hoping to beg some chamomile lotion of her. Catching a glimpse of her older sister role model, Sakura called out catching her attention.
"Shizune"
Meeting Sakura's gaze the dark haired woman smiled warmly and greeted her,
" Hello Sakura, how was your vacation, did you have a good time?"
"Yeah it was good, I was wondering if you'd look at my back its killing me, I had a cold shower but I think I need a lotion" Sakura asked.
"Of course, go into exam room 2 and I'll bet there in a second" Shizune responded kindly.
"Thanks Shizune" Sakura took off smiling to the exam room trying to rub between her shoulder blades.
Lowering Sakura's shirt back down, Shizune bit her lip as she walked around to face her, with a sheepish smile she started
"Well Sakura, I hate to tell you but you have poision ivy"
"WHAT! How the hell could I have gotten . . . . . . that bastard I'll kill him" Sakura half shouted, her eyes on fire as her face took on a look of wrath.
"Um. . . " Shizune was stumped, what the hell.
"Shizune – sama, could you please come here" a meek young nurse interrupted her thoughts, with a gesture to Sakura she left to help the young nurse. "Whats wrong Tanisa?"
The young woman nervously bit her lip," am, ah, an ANBU came in, he has a rash, am I'm . . . , I can't . . . I'm afraid of him" the nurse quickly concluded.
Resisting the urge to roll her eyes at the rookie she instead smiled gently "Okay, send him to exam room 2 in a few minutes, I just need to get some medicine for my patient, then I'll deal with him."
Bowing deeply in thanks the young woman's relief was obvious as she scurried off. Gathering the medicine and swabs she needed for Sakura, Shizune was making her way back to exam room 2 leisurely answering a medics question when she heard an almighty crash and shouting from the end of the corridor. Exchanging a panicked look with the medic they sprinted down the corridor to see the cause, sliding into the room they were dumbstruck.
Sitting on the bed rubbing her back as she waited for Shizune to return Sakura was fuming it was all the bastard faults, if he hadn't wanted to be in control they wouldn't have fallen on the ivy, she had been happy out on top of him riding his body, his thick, hard cock inside her, as he pistoned up in to her, but no he had to be in charge and had flipped them onto the ivy, her on bottom. And now she had poison ivy, that bloody controlling, hard ass . . . .
"Manipulative BASTARD!" she half shouted, growled out.
"Haruno" speak of the bloody devil, Sakura raised her eyes to see Ibiki coming into the room rubbing his chest, well at least he wasn't unaffected she noted as she started to attack.
"You Bastard, this is your fault, you freaking, manipulative, controlling bastard" she shouted at him, pointing a finger at him accusingly.
"Haruno" Ibiki questioned as he raised an eyebrow at her.
"Poison ivy, you bollocks"
"And that is my fault, how"
Seeing red at his ignorance Sakura grabbed the nearest thing to her, a vase of flowers and with one hand flung the vase and its entire contents at Ibiki, making a resounding crashing noise as Ibiki ducked and it smashed against the wall, shattering into pieces and covering the floor in flowers and water.
"If you weren't such a bloody controlling manipulative bastard it wouldn't have happened, you just had to be in charge, to take over!" Sakura ranted at him as Shizune and a medic slid into the room horror etched into their faces as they saw the damage Sakura had done, and heard the last of her accusation.
"You bloody Bastard!" Sakura finalised as she made her way out of the room, pinning Ibiki with a menacing look while sweeping past Shizune and the medic. Recovering quickly Shizune called after her, "What about your treatment?"
"I'll get Ino to treat me, as long as i'm away from him" Sakura retorted as she stomped angrily down the corridro, leaving Shizune to deal with Ibiki.
Turning around to face the ANBU, Shizune smiled sheepishly at him and hid the apprehensive feeling she was having, seeing Ibiki's glare she sighed, thinking of Tsuande she wondered how she always ended up cleaning up after the irate Kunoichi's.
Don't question the whys just be happy its another chapter, the chances for me to write may disappear soon again, so enjoy it while you can. Please enjoy and let me know what you think.
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