Sarah said, "You are sharing with Jill right?" Mei-ling nodded. Sarah then asked, "Can we switch? I want to room with Jill. I can't believe I'm saying this, but I have been enjoying her company tonight, and I am beginning to trust her."
Mei-ling said, "Yeah. Here is my key. Room 301. Here is you and Jill's purses by the way. We found them in the truck that brought you here." She passed Sarah two purses and they switched room keys.
Sarah got up and approached Jill in the hotel bar. She said, "You're rooming with me tonight. Here is your purse."
Jill said, "Alright, where is Chuck, by the way? I thought he would be here."
Sarah shrugged. "I don't know. For all I know it's just Casey and Cho."
Jill pulled out her Cel-phone from her purse, as Sarah and Jill headed toward the elevators. She said into the phone, "Chuck! Hi, I was expected you to be here!"
Chuck said, "Jill, I'm a bit angry with you. You kinda criticized Sarah for volunteering for missions behind my back."
Jill replied, "There's a difference, Chuck. I'm not your girlfriend."
Chuck said, "Jill, if I lost both you and Sarah, I just don't know what I'd do."
Jill said, "Chuck, I've faced worse than these guys."
Chuck replied, "Still, I've been worried about both of you all night. Either that you would get killed by bad guys, or that you two would kill each other."
Jill asked, "Okay, fine. I'm sorry. How can I make it up to you?"
Chuck said, "Let me borrow your Bat'leth. I want to try it out."
Jill sighed and said, "Fine. Don't cut yourself. You still haven't answered my question. Why aren't you here?"
Chuck said, "Bit of news for you, Jill. Kim and Lester have a date. Lester asked me to help him prepare."
Jill said, "Really? How did that happen?"
Chuck said, "Kim stopped by the Buy-more a few days ago to offer me support during my troubled time, and to buy a new IPad. She happened to overhear Jeff and Lester plotting to prank you for your role in the breakup of the wedding."
Jill thought for a moment and said, "Delta House By-law 32. If a sister of Delta House hears people plotting to prank another sister of Delta House, the sister must prank them first, and can recruit any other sister to help them for that cause."
Chuck said, "Exactly, after Jeff and Lester were covered in Silly String by a dozen Sisters of Delta House, Kim helped them clean up, and asked if there were no hard feelings. That's when Lester asked her out. I like how Lester described Kim. He said, and I quote, "With her somewhat middle-easterness, she's like Mila Kunis only without the stigma of appearing in the Max Payne movie or playing the most neglected character on Family Guy." Jill laughed for a moment. Chuck asked, "It does seem desperate. Is Kim a good dater?"
Jill replied, "Well with her apparently Mila Kunis-like looks, the only guys who ask her out are guys who have no trouble getting dates. However let me tell you, Kim really loves her work, and for those kind of guys, a girl who loves the job of Coroner is kinda creepy. I love her, but she is creepy about her work."
Chuck said, "Any other news?"
Jill said as Sarah led Jill into their hotel room, "Walker seems to be trying to get along. We'll see when we get back to Burbank. Good night Chuck."
Chuck replied, "Good night, Jill. I'll see you tomorrow. I'm glad you are both okay."
Jill turned off her phone and pulled her 3DS out of her purse. She lied down and turned it on, but after a moment she turned to Sarah and said, "Are you interested in checking out this game?"
Sarah said, "Jill."
Jill yelled, "Come on, EMBRACE THE GEEK, Walker, EMBRACE THE GEEK!"
Sarah chuckled at this, and said, "I'll try, conditionally. Firstly, when we get to Burbank you cook up a dosage of Thermatin. Secondly, from now on we refer to each other by our first names."
Jill said, "Deal, Sarah." Sarah lied down next to Jill, and Jill said, "Now Revelations is the latest in the Resident Evil Series. The thing that makes a Resident Evil Game, is that the character you control is trapped in an area where everyone around has succumbed to a hideous mutating bioweapon. In the first few games the people became stereotypical zombies, based on a bioweapon known as the T-virus created by the Umbrella Corporation but the games have changed. The bioweapons have changed, Umbrella has been taken down. A number of bioweapons have fallen into the hands of terrorists, thus led to the formation of the BSAA. An agency under the UN to deal with such bioterrorism threats.
The next night, Chuck, Morgan, Jeff and Lester were walking toward the Chuck's apartment.
Morgan said, "Lester, I am serious, Marry Kim. That was the best reaction to a Jeffster performance I've ever seen from a woman."
Lester turned to Chuck and said, "Chuck I feel I should be angry at you. How come I've never met her until now?"
Chuck replied, "Sorry, Lester. I didn't know she was in Burbank. Even back in college Kim was nothing more than one of Jill's sorority sisters to me. Wait, what was that?"
The guys figured out the source of the noise was coming from the apartments fountain. Morgan arrived first and said, "Sarah and Jill are laughing! SARAH AND JILL ARE LAUGHING!"
Chuck made a pumping motion with his arm, and yelled, "YES! Oh my GOD! YES!"
Morgan said, "Come on, we need to interrupt, because I am getting the horrible feeling that they are making fun of me."
The group stepped forward and Chuck said, "Sarah! Jill!"
The women turned and Jill said, "Morgan, Jeff, Lester, you are excused. We have something personal to discuss." Morgan nodded, and pulled Jeff and Lester away. Jill took out a case and said, "One dosage of Thermatin as requested." Sarah opened the case and started filling a syringe. Jill said, "You know, Sarah. You don't have to do this. Everyone here will believe you."
Sarah replied as she injected herself, "This is more for the one person here who will have the most trouble believing what I have to say. I'm talking about myself, of course. I am a cat. I am a cat. I am a cat. I AM... Jeez, this stuff IS potent."
Jill smirked and said, "Do I know my stuff or what?"
Sarah moved so she looked Jill straight in the eye and said, "Jill. I'm sorry for the way I treated you. You didn't deserve it. Are you sorry for ruining my wedding?"
Jill replied, "In my defense, I think this was a learning experience you needed to have before you got married. I stand behind the fact that you've never faced a threat to your relationship before, and if I didn't come along, perhaps another threat would have come along eventually, and if you handled it as lousily as you dealt with me, it would have ended disastrously. Even if another threat never arose, I stand behind that the issues I criticized your relationship about existed, and since you've never really addressed them, I think they would have eaten away at the foundation of the relationship over time."
Sarah shrugged and said, "You might be right about some of that. But still, please?"
Jill said, "Fine, I'm sorry, Sarah. So, you and me, we good?"
Sarah smiled and said quietly, "Yeah. Definitely."
Jill looked between Chuck and Sarah and then stood up, "Well, you two have some catching up to do. I actually have plans with Kim tonight. Chuck let's talk tomorrow, okay?" Chuck nodded. Jill said, "Okay then. Chuck, Sarah, have a good evening."
Sarah said, "Good evening, Jill." As Jill left, Sarah said, "Chuck, I have something for you." She pulled out a file folder labeled Sarah Walker, then said, "I'm sorry that I haven't made sure you had access to this information a long time ago. It's stuff you have a right to know, just so you'd know what you were getting into with me. I haven't told you about most of it, because I don't like talking about it."
Chuck started paging through the folder and said, "I can see why you don't want to talk about most of this stuff."
Sarah then pointed at an entry and said, "Oh, you should know, the missing asset from the Budapest mission, is with my mother. That's why I never contact her."
Chuck replied, "I can understand that."
Sarah sighed and said, "Chuck, I'm not making any assumptions here. Now I'm just asking you, because I feel I didn't ask you it enough during our relationship... Chuck, what do you want?" At that moment Sarah remembered her own words a few days ago, "If it ever came down to a plain and simple choice between me and her, I DON'T KNOW what his choice would be." She then thought, "Time to find out."
(Authors Note: Alright, folks. Multiple endings time. Which ending are you most interested in?)
The next morning Ellie let herself into Chuck's front door, which was slightly open. Chuck said, "Ellie! Good morning! Coffee's almost ready."
Ellie said, "Chuck, I understand that Sarah and Jill are getting along, and Sarah apologized."
Chuck said, "That's right. I feel great about it. It's everything I hoped for."
Ellie asked, "You seem so happy. I'm glad. So, what happened?"
(Ending A: For general chuck fans)
Chuck took a drink of juice and said, "You know they say that you like a person for their qualities, but love them for their defects. For the first time I think I realize how defective a person Sarah is."
Sarah emerged from the bedroom and said, "Yup, that's me. The face of imperfection."
(Ending B: For people still paying attention to this Story)
Chuck took a drink of juice and said, "I realized that I had found the girl of my dreams..., in college."
Ellie said, "Really?"
Chuck said, "Yeah. Absolutely." He held up his reunited college Valentines Day trophy. He said, "I should have known better than to think that the couple most likely to be together forever could ever really be just friends." as Jill emerged from the bedroom and put her arms around him.
Jill closed her eyes and put her head on Chucks back as she said, "Darn straight."
(Ending C: Joke Ending, wasn't planning to make it, but now that I thought it up, I'm making it an option)
Chuck took a drink of juice and said, "Now, Ellie, what happened is a bit unorthodox, so try to keep an open mind."
Ellie replied, "I'll try, Chuck."
Chuck said, "I was given a simple choice last night. Sarah or Jill. I.. couldn't choose. Sarah is just as beautiful to me as she ever has been, but I can't deny that recently I've been wanting to take Jill in my arms and never let go. If I were to make that decision, I want to be able to commit fully to the girl I choose."
Ellie asked, "Understandable. What's unorthodox about that?"
Chuck replied, "That's not the unorthodox part." He walked to the bedroom door and knocked quietly. He yelled, "Sarah! Jill! Do you want coffee?"
Sarah called back, "Jill's still asleep, but that sounds good to me." Ellie's mouth fell open.
Ellie found her words as Chuck walked back to the counter. She cried, "How? HOW!"
Chuck said, "I have no idea! Jill left before the question was asked, and after I failed to answer, Sarah left, claiming she understood. I get some work done around here. I surf the web for a bit. I go to bed. I'm woken up in the middle of the night by Sarah and Jill who are crawling all over me and each other."
