High School for the Cullens
Disclaimer: The Twilight saga is not mine, but the amazing Stephenie Meyer's. I'll live.
This chapter is dedicated to BellaHermione, Ilove4everJasperHale, bella-cullen1989, AuroraandRosalieWannabe, Swimming cutie xoxo, -Azn-Grl-Twilight-Fan-, Briony97, Shinobi Shinigami, StantonLover4Life, xxClosingTimexx, Rebecca a.k.a. Mrs. Jasper Hale, JSod93, Edwards Twilight Princess, hihi!, xX9SoftballChick9Xx, redwinggurl, Mandi, AliceC1, mrsjaspercullen95, ShadowCatcher, sailorjupiterox, EDWARD_IS_A_GOD, myobsessionbitesurs, angel368, Abby-Whitlock-Hale-Cullen, KCcrazy, 4everbellaxedward. And thanks to TwilightHorseGal, madeofawesome22, TeddyBear334, JaCkSoN RaThBoNe Is MiNe, Twilight Awesomeness, chanel17, k-pattttttttz, and twilighter97 for encouraging me to post up my new Carlisle and Esme story! But I'm trying to aim for around 20 people who want the story, please, but I will send an excerpt to people who have told me they want to read it! And remember, please vote on the poll in my profile! And by the way, there was a tie for this chapter, so I randomly picked one.
Aloha
Bella POV
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!" We all heard Alice's piercing squeal.
She rushed into the basement, where we were all sitting, watching Jasper and Emmett use their virtual characters to beat each other's brains out.
"We are going to the Youngest State!"
"You mean Kansas?" Emmett asked. We stared at him.
"No. You know, aloha? Luau? Hula?" Alice asked.
"Oh! You mean Switzerland!"
"NO! I mean Hawaii! HAWAII!"
"Okay, OKAY, I get it, sheesh!" Emmett grumbled.
Edward coughed. "Um, Alice, there's a slight problem with that. We're supposed to sparkle in the sun. And isn't Hawaii, oh, I don't know, SUNNY?"
Alice waved her hand carelessly. "Don't worry about that! During our stay, it's going to be pretty cloudy. So we're good."
We were now on the airplane to Hawaii. Emmett was sitting bored, looking out the window. "Are we there yet?"
"No," Carlisle replied, reading a book.
"Are we there yet?"
"No," Jasper muttered, playing with Alice's hair.
"Are we there yet?"
"No," Edward grumbled, listening to his iPod.
"Are we there yet?"
"No," Esme responded, sketching something on paper.
"Are we there yet?"
"No," Jacob growled, reading a motorcycle manual.
"Are we there yet?"
"No," Nessie sighed, doing Sudoku.
"Are we there yet?"
"No," I mumbled, toying with Edward's fingers.
"Are we there yet?"
"No," Alice hissed, flipping through a magazine.
"Are we there yet?"
"No," Rosalie groaned, looking bored.
"Are we there yet?"
"NO!" we all shouted. A flight attendant came rushing over.
"I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to ask you to keep quiet. You're disrupting the other passengers," she whispered, before hurrying away.
Emmett smirked. "Yeah, you guys should be quiet."
I clenched my fist. Emmett was silent again, then – "Can I drive the plane?"
This was going to be a long ride…
Finally, we landed! No more "Are we there yet are we there yet are we there yet!" I sighed in relief as we reached the hotel.
Carlisle and Esme were headed out. "We're going for a walk. Don't do anything illegal."
Emmett looked excited. "Hey, let's play a game!"
"What game?" I asked, bored.
"Coconut drop!"
"What's that?"
"You'll see."
So that's how the eight of us found ourselves sitting in palm trees, armed with tons of coconuts, waiting for innocent tourists to walk by.
"Fat people in giant sombreros, five o'clock!" Emmett whispered. A gaggle of chubby tourists came passing by.
They found a whole bunch of coconuts being dropped on their heads and thrown at them.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" one screamed. "IT'S THE APOCALYPSE! I TOLD YOU ALL THAT IT WAS COMING, BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, YOU SAID IT WAS STUPID!"
They ran away screaming. I laughed. "You know, this is actually kind of fun."
We got bored of chucking coconuts at random people, so we were walking around in the market. Emmett had found a local and was getting some impromptu lessons on Hawaiian words.
"Cool!" Emmett yelled. He pointed at a sign. "So would you pronounce that word as 'pee-pay-lee-nay?"
The local shrugged. "I guess you could. But I prefer to pronounce it as 'pipeline'." (AN: I got the joke from Reader's Digest, so…DON'T SUE ME)
"Ah." Emmett nodded, as if he knew what he was talking about. He really didn't.
"HANG TEN, DUDE!" Emmett shouted as he barreled into the ocean with a bright yellow surfboard tucked under his arm. Edward, Jasper, and Jacob followed him with green, gray, and orange surfboards. Once again, Alice has color-coded us.
The same problems Jacob had with snowboarding applied here, too.
I noticed Emmett switching Jasper's surfboard with his and swimming very far out, but then I got distracted by Edward and Jasper dunking Jacob's head into the ocean.
Rosalie frowned. "Where's Emmett?"
Then in the distance, on another part of the beach, we heard screaming. "SHARK!"
Jasper paused and looked over. "I've always wanted to try shark," he mused. We al looked over. There was this giant gray thing sticking out of the water, and people were running away from the water.
"Hey, why do I have Emmett's surfboard?" Jasper asked suspiciously.
"DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DAAAAAAAA!" We heard the Jaws theme song sounding from somewhere underwater.
I sighed. "Emmett, get out."
"WHO IS THIS EMMETT YOU SPEAK OF? I AM SHARK! FEAR ME!"
Alice squealed and pointed. "Look, sea turtles!" There were a dozen sea turtles resting on an abandoned part of the beach.
"OOH, YUMMY, TURTLE SOUP!" Emmett tossed the surfboard back at Jasper and ran over. "TURTLES! CUTE LITTLE YUMMY TURTLES! DELICIOUS TURTLES! COME TO ME!"
The turtles started making noises and flopping back into the water.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO! TURTLES! COME BACK!!!!!"
I guess we haven't REALLY done anything illegal…yet. We had just climbed up the mountain, and were standing at the mouth of the volcano.
Emmett peered into the edge. "Hello?" His voice echoed around. "COOL!" He started screaming random things, until he finally shouted, "FUZZBUCKETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
We heard a low rumble. Edward froze. "Emmett. I think you just set off the volcano."
Emmett scoffed. "No, I didn't!" He started to shout again, but Alice slapped him.
"You idiot! If you scream one more time, you really are going to make the thing erupt!"
"Really? Cool!" He opened his mouth again, but we tackled him before he could make any noise. Unfortunately, we weren't balanced, so we started rolling down the mountain again. Dang it.
We were in a little tour group, following the tour guide. We stopped in front of this huge tiki thing, and he spoke.
"This here is Liki Liki. Liki Liki is a haunted tiki."
"Ooh!" Emmett stepped forward and poked it. Then again. Then again. Then again. Then –
"It's falling!" one of the tourists shouted. The tiki fell to the ground and broke into several pieces.
The tour guide began shrieking. "AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE! THE SPIRT OF LIKI LIKI HAS BEEN RELEASED! THE EVIL SPIRITS HAVE COME TO HAUNT US! WE ARE GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
We coughed awkwardly and slowly backed away.
It was our last night here in Hawaii. All of us, including Carlisle and Esme, were headed to a luau on the beach.
There were drums beating and several bonfires lit. There were several hula dancers. Suddenly, one of the natives held up a long stick and shouted, "LIMBO TIME!"
Alice pushed all of us in line. As Jacob was very huge, and first in line, he was the very first person to go out. Then Nessie lost her balance, being only half vampire.
Esme quit a few rounds later, and I, though a vampire but still retaining a few clumsy tendencies, followed her. Rosalie lost interest in the game.
Emmett pushed Jasper so he lost. Carlisle got out when the limbo stick was getting pretty low. Edward, being around the same height, lost soon after.
I have no idea how Emmett lasted this far. But I think it may have to do with the fact that he was using his feet to dig through the sand as he bent over, but a crab ended up pinching his toe. Even though it didn't hurt, it shocked him a bit, and he lost his concentration.
I suppose it was kind of obvious that Alice would win, as she was the smallest of all of us.
Then Emmett went to change into a hula skirt, made of completely natural grass. He came back out from the changing rooms and tossed his pants and boxers at Edward and Jasper.
Please don't jump, Emmett, PLEASE don't jump…
Besides the whole Emmett-in-a-hula-skirt thing, the luau was pretty fun. We were leaving when Alice got a vision, shrieked, and covered her eyes. Edward read his mind and made a face. "Uh, Emmett."
"Yes, Eddie boy?"
I gasped as I realized what was going on and covered Nessie's eyes.
"Er…you left your hula skirt at the luau."
Ah ha ha, that would just be plain disturbing, Emmett…I actually enjoyed writing this chapter a bit more than the others. So anyway! For next chapter: Cullens in space in Rosalie POV, Cullens have a who-can-blow-the-biggest-gum-bubble contest in Jasper POV, Cullens take ballet lessons in Alice POV, Cullen girls give the Cullen guys a surprise in Carlisle POV, Cullens go golfing in Emmett POV, or Emmett says a whole bunch of stuff about the stuff that makes Jasper want to kill him in Jasper POV. And vote on the poll in my profile! Oh, and remember about my Esme and Carlisle story. I've started the sequel already, even though the first isn't even posted. I have nine people who say they want to read it, and I'm striving for approximately twenty. People who tell me they want to read it get an excerpt! I think I'll give you guys the whole first chapter of the story if you want to read it. IT'S TWENTY-FOUR CHAPTERS OF CARLISLE AND ESME! You know you want it. XD
