"Okay, okay! Let's not spoil eachother anymore and just watch the next episode!" Ruby said.

*click*

Joseph pondered how he felt weird that someone is following him, but that can't be true since he is in the middle of a desert. "Someone is following you! Dummy!" Yang protested.

He got off his motorcycle so he can confront his mysterious follower, he saw a weird cloak out of nowhere.

Joseph: The hell is this?

He yanked the cloak but nothing is underneath. "What." RWBY flatly said. They were so sure there must be someone.

Then suddenly, a man appeared out of nowhere aiming to cut JoJo's head. He reacted quickly enough to block it with his forearm. "I knew it! Sneaky mongrel." Weiss snapped her fingers. "That's... Bizarre. Even I can't be that stealthy and look at me!" Blake said, surprised that a human can be sneakier than a faunus. Suprisingly racist if you ask me. The mysterious retard landed on top of a cactus.

Donovan: You're a sharp one, able to sense my presence, not even bats can do that.

JoJo: Who are you and what the hell do you want?

Donovan said that he wants to know about Straizo for his army. "Maybe he is one of Stroheim's men." Ruby wondered. Joseph proved her theory and said that he looks German and that he is going to beat the answers out of him.

Donovan: You're gonna fight SS Commander Donovan with your bare hands? Is that an insult?

Donovan lunged towards JoJo from the cactus as JoJo threw his cloak back at him. "That was easy." Yang said as JoJo punched Donovan while he was covered by the cape. But suddenly, Joseph screamed in pain.

You thought what you punched was Donovan but it was I, cactus.

Donovan continued his attack and knee'd Joseph in the head, knocking him next to another cactus. Donovan stomped on JoJo's face to pin him down. "That's... How?!" Weiss asked. "A hamon user! I bet he is a hamon user!" Yang said, angry at seeing Joseph lose.

Donovan: Now, you shall say "I'm no match for you, Herr Donovan."

"No! Don't say anything that asshole tells you and reverse the situation, come on!" Yang cheered. "Take it easy, Yang." Ruby said.

Joseph: I'm no match for you, Herr Donovan.

Donovan: Say it again.

Joseph: You're quite fast.

Donovan lets Joseph talked. Joseph claimed that he lied there for safety. Donovan asked him if he lost his mind. Yang was about to open her mouth to say something but she noticed the hamon generating towards the ground.

The cactus then started blowing up like a balloon.

Joseph: Doesn't that cactus look weird?

Donovan: Hmm, now that you mentioned it, it does.

Donovan leaned closer to inspect the weird cactus. RWBY grinned, wait for it...

pop*

Donovan: GIYAAAAAAAAA!!!

RWBY started bursting out in laughter as the German screamed in pain. "Ahahaha, how is he so stupid?" Ruby managed to choke out.

Joseph: Cacti consists of 95% water, a good conductor for hamon. You are so stupid, oh my.

Joseph reversed the situation and was now pinning him. "Well, we learn something new everyday." Yang mumbled.

After a few minutes of interrogating Donovan, Joseph looked up to the sky.

Joseph: I knew it! Speedwagon is alive... Granny Erina will be pleased to hear this news! But how are the Germans treating him? I'm going to save him and return home to see Granny's smile.

"Awww!" Ruby whispered. "What a granny's boy." Weiss cooed.

Joseph then excitedly went back to his motorcycle as the camera revealed that Donovan was tied upside down a cactus.

Donovan: Don't leave me!

RWBH chuckled at that. "The humor in this show is spot on." Blake said. "I agree, Captain Obvious." Weiss replied. "It's refreshing to watch compared to Phantom Blood's drama." Ruby said, remembering how tragic the first part is.

Soldier: Major! The pillar is cracking due to the blood from the 5 prisoners! Feeding it too much maybe too dangerous!

"Oh right. We still have that thing." Yang sighed.

Stroheim replied that he did not want to know how the blood was extracted. He went to a nearby sink to gargle mouthwash before spitting it out. "... Atleast he is keeping his oral hygiene in check?" Ruby whispered.

Stroheim: SuPeeeeedwaghown, mmmmm.. Why are you so afraid?

RWBY chuckled at the way Stroheim talks, his voice actor surely was having the time of his life.

Speedwagon: Don't be too foolish! He is capable of things you can't even fathom!

"With all the info they got from the truth serum, I kinda hope they would listen to Robert." Weiss pondered. "The previous introduction about these... German soldiers said that they are hellbent on using anything to win the war, so they might use this Pillar Man's power to their advantage." Blake reasoned.

Stroheim then told him that the room the pillar was on is a bunker with iron walls 50 cm thick, equipped with flamethrowers, machine guns and bombs.

Stroheim: What child fear a grizzly bear in the zoo? NONE! For all I know, he could just be an outdated dinosaur too dumb to even speak!

RWBY gasped as the blood suddenly sprayed out while the scientists panicked. "Unbelievable! All that blood from FIVE people??" Blake exclaimed. "Easy, Blake. You're sounding like Speedwagon right now." Yang said, angry that people have to die for this.

Suddenly, a man faceplanted from the pillar as he was revealed to be a very muscular man with redhair and a marking under his eye. He is also wearing a loincloth. "Mmmm~" Yang purred, completely forgetting the reason she was angry in the first place. RWB were a little nervous at what this creature has to offer, but they are quite impressed by his physique.

Stroheim: Woah! He is awake! I, Stroheim shall be his godfather. Shall I call him... Santviento? No! It sounds stupid! I'll name him after the mexican sirocco, SANTANAAAA!!!

RWBY felt alittle nervous, that name sounds somewhat terrifying. "Santana... Now how is he different from Straizo and Dio?" Weiss mumbled.

The Pillar Man slowly stood up... Before slipping and faceplanting. "Ahahaha! That's unexpected!" Ruby suddenly laughed.

But she stopped as he finally got up for real this time and sniffed the air around him. "One of the reasons I love this show." Yang smirked as the loin cloth wearing ancient bodybuilder glared at the screen. Meanwhile...

Stroheim: BRRRRAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHA AHEE AHEE AHEEHEE! Santana is quite a comedian is he? Ultimate being my ass! He is like a dog in a man's body! Are you seeing this Speedwagon!?

It made the team think, just how smart is Santana? Can he even speak or is he one of those cavemen who communicate with gibberish? Their thoughts were cut as Stroheim regained his composure and started the experiment. The door to the next chamber opened as a very ugly muscular man revealed itself. "W-What the hell is that?" Yang stuttered. "A zombie? It must be a zombie..." Ruby said. Speedwagon asked the same question. Weiss reached for her soda and drank...

Stroheim: It's a prisoner empowered by the mask.

"PFFFFFFFFT!"

"FUCK- WEISS! OH COME ON!"

"Speedwagon already told them about Dio's power! What made them think it's a good idea to have another vampire run around??" Blake asked. Yang angrily wiped her shirt, good thing Weiss' soda did not land on her hair or there might be consequences.

Stroheim revealed that the vampire used to be an old fart, granted back to top physical condition. He didn't eat anything so he will automatically assault Santana.

The vampire dugged through Santana's chest with his arms. RWBY gasped, the pillar man was weak after all... The scientist panicked and asked Stroheim if they should kill the vampire, but before they could do anything.

Stroheim: WAIT! Abort that order! Look at Santana!

The vampire was being sucked in to Santana's body. "WHAT?" RWBY exclaimed.

Santana fully consumed the vampire with a nonchalant expression. They were shown how Santana eats, he eats with his whole body so he can absorb every single nutrient.

Stroheim: AMAZING! That vampire fuck stood no chance! He's merely a meal to him!

RWBY was terrified, what creature can just eat by touching? Dio and Straizo suddenly looked like puppies compared to this beast. Although Blake still thinks Dio can stand a chance since he can use his ice powers to his advantage. The scientists panicked.

Stroheim: He is in a sealed cage! Keep your heads!

Speedwagon: His intelligence! How smart is he?

And with that, they all stared at the creature.

Santana: Is- Stro- hei- eim.

Stroheim: NANIIIIIIII?! BAKANA! He shouldn't be able to hear anything from there! HOW?!

RWBY can't think of any possible way Santana heard it as Stroheim explained how they are outside an enclosed space 10 feet above. "HOW DID HE HEAR HIS NAME?!" Ruby exclaimed. "I don't know! But so far, this guy is a bigger menace than Straizo or Dio combined!" Blake answered.

Meanwhile outside the stronghold's outskirts...

Joseph inspected the village as a line of women were inspected before being allowed to enter by 2 nazi guards. RWBY frowned as the soldiers said its time for some cavity search. They began looking at the women's lifted skirts and grope them. "I swear if I was there, I would murder them..!" Yang growled. "You and me both." Blake adds.

Nazi: You are free to go, next!

Tequila Joseph: All I've got under my skirt is tequila, big boy. Will you let me pass?

It seems like RWBY and the soldiers' eyes popped out of their socket as Joseph Joestar arrived wearing dress and makeup. "H... He can't be serious!" Weiss exclaimed. Ruby bursted out laughing. "Oh my God, Joseph Joestar..." Blake facepalmed. "JoJo, you're a beautiful man, but you are one hideous crossdresser!" Yang screamed. "Ahahaha, oh man! I wonder how Jonathan would react to this!" Ruby wiped a tear off her eye. "Where did he even get the dress?! And how did a dress fit him in the first place?!" Weiss asked.

Nazi: FREEEZE! One wrong move and we'll shoot!

Joseph asked them what's wrong as he walked closer to them holding two bottles.

Nazi: THAT'S ONE WRONG MOVE!

Nazi 2: FIRE!

Joseph raised his hands in panic.

Tequila Joseph: AAAAAH! I got it! I'll stop! Geez, you nazis are smart. You see right through my disguise like it was nothing!

RWBY simultaneously facepalmed.

Nazi: Of course, you fucking idiot. You're massive!

Nazi 2: They don't make women that broad or tall, try looking at a mirror you MOOORON!

Tequila Joseph: WHAT?!