Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon
Episode 28: Gary Oak vs Paul
(Based off of Babe Ruth vs Lance Armstrong)
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF POKEMON!
Gary Oak!
vs!
Paul!
BEGIN!
Paul:
A Pokemon's strength is my only concern
You're a Pokemon researcher? What the heck is there to learn?
I admit it, I dumped Chimchar when he didn't win
I'm a real Trainer, I never give in!
With your sissy lab coat, you gave up after you lost
You're weaker than those 3 Starly I told to get lost!
So what's up, doc? Why not research how to rap?
My Electivire can crush yours in a snap!
Gary Oak:
You told Maylene that she sucks! What the hay, man!
What's your motto? Be as cruel and as scornful as you can?
Ignored Nurse Joy, made a wounded Chimchar fight?
If N could see you then, he slap you with all his might!
The whole world knows you're a heartless jerk
I gave up Training so I could do hard work!
Just like my grandpa! The famous Professor Oak!
You're big brother lost to Brandon, and you're sore loosing joke!
Paul:
Your Blastoise lost to Ash's Charizard, are you kidding me?
That's like Superman eating Kryptonite explicitly!
Despite all those badges you'll always be lame
Giving your boyfriend that stupid pet-name!
My Pokemon are at the strongest condition
All your cheerleaders prove you support prostitution! Abomination!
You'll soon be a fossil!
Just like Aerodactyl, when I break you in half like that dirty old Pokeball!
Gary Oak:
I'm a stylish Trainer in Blue against while you're loner with the world's worst hairstyle
Filled with more disregard for Pokemon life than Grings Kodai
I never touched my cheerleaders, they just cheer for me
You're a bigger cranky crab than my Giant Krabby.
Out of "Ashy-boy" you assume than I am gay?
You're out of your mind if you think I'm letting you get away
With such a cheap shot at me because
You'll be dead when you discover what friendly rivalry was!
You're cold and hard as Aggron, guess that makes me Regice!
The writers killed Hunter J but kept you? I'm surprised!
You lost your last battle with Ash, he used to mop the floor
In Advanced Generation, I beat Ash once more
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
KingOfMyOneTrueWorld 3/28/13 . chapter 28
Gary vs Paul in the style of Lance Armstrong vs Babe Ruth rap battle with Paul as Lance Armstrong and Gary as Babe Ruth
EPIC! EPIC!
*clap clap, clap clap clap*
RAP BATTLES OF POKEMON!
