A/N: This takes place shortly after the end of my fic "I Smell Fun". If Tyzula isn't your thing, then you're welcome to ignore this chapter.


After nearly two hours of unbroken silence, Azula finally said, "I'm still horny, you know."

She couldn't see it, but she knew from the sounds that Ty Lee had looked up sharply from whatever papery thing she'd been reading-obviously she'd been startled-but then she answered, "Well, that's pretty easily taken care of, isn't it?"

Azula decided it was safe to take her mask off now since her headache was just about gone, and as she lifted it up she whispered, "It's not like that. I want…a body part that's not available."

"What do you…oh! I get it! You want co…mmmph!"

"Not so loud!" Azula hissed as she clamped a hand over Ty Lee's mouth. Belatedly, she realized she'd probably been plenty loud about it the night before.

"Well, I can't help you with the real thing," Ty Lee said once Azula freed her mouth, "But! I do have some fake ones you can borrow! Six of them, in fact. Lots of variation in size and shape…and texture, too!"

Azula tilted her head and asked, "Do I want to know?" Then she answered herself, "No, probably not."

"Oh, wow! You sounded just like Mai right then!"

"And I'm sure she'll be thrilled to hear it," Azula said in a deadpan voice. Then she gave a put-upon sigh and added, "Well, I guess that'll have to do."

"Yay! Let the dehornification process begin!" Ty Lee exclaimed. She took Azula's hand and started to lead her into the bedroom.

"You made that word up on the spot, didn't you?"

"Yep!"

Azula rolled her eyes, but did smile a bit.