***Request for Bonnie & Clyde...this will be a BLAMCEDES edition- here's my take on it. I don't own glee or any song I add on to this. Next one shot will be 365 letters...I am still taking request for one shots. I struggled with this one lol but I think I like the finished product. I hope you all did as well.***


After the Rachel scheme they decided to lay low and just gather information on their next mark. It had been weeks of following Blaine Anderson and Sam felt they were ready. Mainly because they were running out of money. They sat in the car and watched as Blaine entered the club, something he did every other Friday night. They'd followed him in there each time, as a couple and watched as he sang for the crowd. They paid close attention to his entourage which were all women every night. All types of women in different shapes and colors. He didn't seem to have a type but he did seem like a ladies man to Sam. So Sam knew Mercedes would handle this easily.

"Are you ready, babe?" Sam asked looking over at a nervous Mercedes. "You don't need to be nervous it's just Blaine!"

"I'm not nervous about him... it's the stage!" She confessed. Night after night Blaine would leave with one woman and it usually was whoever performed that night, so the plan was for Mercedes to perform that night and seduce him. "I haven't sang in months... and I'm not feeling this look." Mercedes admitted as she looked at her face once more. She was wearing a short Light brown Bob wig that fell on her face with each curl. Her make up was flawless and she could barely recognize herself.

"You look great, babe! Your going to sing and blow everyone away as usual! You gotta be confident if you want to get him..." Sam said looking over at her. "So shake your nerves and let's get to it!"

"You're right! I'm ready!" She said more to herself than to him. He smiled at her admiring how she transformed her face to look nothing like his beautiful wife.

"Remember... you're name is Tina Cohen-Chang... and explain you're newly divorced if he starts asking questions..."

"I know... I'm still upset about saying Quinn's name last time." She said shaking her head and then looking his way. He was smirking at her. "What? I really didn't mean to... it was just the first name to pop up..."

"Babe... it's okay... we talked about it!" Sam reassured her. She leaned over and kissed him lightly before opening the door.

"Alright... see you inside!" She got out the car and looked around before crossing the street. Sam watched her enter before driving off to park the car in the back of the building.


Once inside Mercedes walked up to add her name to the sheet to perform. There was one other name on the sheet so she had time to scope the room. She noticed Blaine sitting at his usual seat but this time he didn't have his entourage with him. Instead there was a nice looking fella seated next to him and from where she sat it looked like they were flirting. She grabbed her cell and called Sam.

"Babe, we have a problem!"

"What's wrong?" Sam asked. Mercedes moved around the club till she found a secluded area that wasn't too noisy.

"Okay... I see him at his usual spot but he's not alone..."

"He's never alone..." Sam said cutting her off. Mercedes noticed him walk into the club. "Where are you?" She waved slightly and he nodded her way before finding himself a seat in the back near where Blaine was seated.

"He doesn't look like he likes women. How am I going to do this?" Mercedes asked as the DJ announced the next act. The man got on stage and began to sing. Mercedes watched as Blaine's eyes studied the man on stage. "Look at him... he's practically licking that man's ass..."

"Calm down..." Sam laughed and looked over at Blaine and his guest. "Oh shit...I know that guy... Sebastian... the one that caught me taking pictures."

"We should abort this, Sam!" Mercedes said starting to feel her nerves get the best of her. "He might recognize you!"

"No stick to the plan... He won't recognize me because we took care of that, remember!" Sam eyed her from across the room. She sighed loudly and nodded. "We must follow the plan... no time for panic attacks..." He paused then sighed. "I love you!"

"I love you too." She said before hanging up. The man finished his performance and walked off the stage and spoke directly to Blaine. Mercedes fixed her corset and shook out her nerves as the DJ introduced her.

"Coming to the stage... performing Aretha Franklin's Giving Him Something He Can Feel... give it up for Tina Cohen-Chang!" He smiled as she walked up and took the mic from him. She smiled nervously as she fixed the night stand and looked over as Blaine continued his conversation with the man that just performed. Next to him Sebastian sat with a smug smile on his face as he cradled his drink in hand. She scanned the room and saw Sam and smiled when he gave her a slight nod. As the beat began to play she swayed her hips from side to side slowly mimicking the remake from En Vogue.

"Shooo doooop..." She crooned into the mic. She looked over at Blaine who was still engaged in conversation. "Shooo doooo...heyyyyy yeahhhhh!" She took the mic off the stand and paced the floor seductively eyeing every one as she sang the first verse. "Many say that I'm too young...to let you know just where I'm coming from...but you will see it's just a matter of time...my love surely make you mine..." By the time she sang that note she had Blaine and everyone's full attention as she continued to sway and sashay up and down the stage. She smiled and winked at him as she continued to sing.

"Well, I'm livin' in a world of ghetto life...everyone seems so uptight but..nothin's wrong, it's alright, my man..." She looked at Sam as she sang and dipped low touching her body slowly and to the rhythm. "I like the way we carry on...his love will send me on and on..." She smiled as Sam took a sip of his drink as she stepped down from the stage. She walked over touching every guys face until she reached Sam. "...with my man...people out there can understand..."

"I'm givin' him somethin' he can feel..." She sang as she turned around and slid her body on his lap. "To let him know this love is real..." She turned to see him with a panic look on his face as she got up and walked away. "...givin' him somethin' he can feel... to let him know this love is real, this love is real..." She walked over to Blaine who was watching her in complete awe.

"So much joy for us it seems...so much hope for material things...are they only in my dreams? And that's exactly why I'm singing this song to you..." She spoke this words as she walked behind Blaine and placed her hands on his chest. He smiled at the audience as he prepared himself for what he assumed would be a lap dance. "To let you know that real dreams do come true...you tell me what does it mean..."

"Wow..." Blaine muttered.

"Well, I'm livin' in a world of ghetto life...Everyone seems so uptight but...Nothin's wrong, it's alright, my man...my man..."she walked around and stepped in front of Sebastian bending over to sing to Blaine. "I like the way we carry on...His love will send me on and on, with my man...people out there can understand..." She sang and turned to slide down Blaine's lap.

"Givin' him somethin' he can feel..." She looked over at Sebastian as he rolled his eyes at her. "To let him know this love is real...givin' him somethin' he can feel...to let him know this love is real, this love is real..." She got up kissed his cheek and made her way back to the stage. "Givin' him somethin' he can feel...givin' him somethin' he can feel..." She ended the song as the audience have her a standing ovation. She looked to see if Sam was still watching but he had already left. She turned her attention to Blaine who was still standing and clapping. "Time to work!" She said to herself as she walked over to where Blaine sat.


Sam left the scene early, this was probably the hardest part of what they were doing. Watching Mercedes seduce another man. He always had to remind himself that she was not enjoying it and she was really doing it because he wanted her to. He sat in his car and waited on her to send the text message that signaled she was on her way to his place. He ended up waiting an hour before his phone buzzed. He was a bit irritated but he knew it wasn't an exact science especially since it looked like Blaine played for the other team. He drove to the front and watched as she pretended to be drunk and Blaine and Sebastian helped her into his car. He followed them closely making sure to not lose sight of them.

In the vehicle, Mercedes pretended to sleep in the back seat as Sebastian drove over to Blaine's house. She listened closely as they whispered to each other. Sebastian obviously upset that Blaine was taking her home on their date night. He was also upset that Blaine seemed turned on by Mercedes slut singing, as he called it.

"That was not slut singing... that was a performance like no other... she needs to be on Broadway!" Blaine replied. Mercedes couldn't help but smile hearing that. Other than Sam, she hadn't been complimented in a long time and it was nice to hear.

"Blaine... you're gay... you can stop pretending to like women, ya know!" Sebastian said as he pulled into Blaine's secured gate. Mercedes and Sam had already figured a way for Sam to get in past the security gate since they'd followed him home numerous times already. She sent Sam a text in which he didn't reply.

"I'm not sure I'm gay... I still get turned on by women who can sing their asses off..."

"And she has a pretty big one..."

"She has a nice one and a hell of a voice to match!" Blaine said cutting him off. "Now come on let's get her inside to rest and we can go do our thing. Don't forget the suitcase!" Mercedes heard their lips smack and then the door opening. She continued her act of bewilderment.

"What's going on, guys?" She asked slurring her words. Blaine smiled at her and took her hand draping it over his shoulder.

"Come little miss drunk... taking you inside for some coffee perhaps..."

"Coffee is yucky!"

"Oh great... such grown up vocabulary!" Sebastian said as he rolled his eyes and walked past with a silver suitcase, leaving Blaine to struggle alone with Mercedes.

"Pay him no mind... he's just jealous of your gorgeous voice!" Blaine said to her softly. Mercedes smiled at him genuinely. She hated what they were about to do to him but she was loyal to her man and their plan.

Once inside, Blaine laid her down in one of his guestrooms as he and Sebastian continued to argue. Within minutes she heard the sound of moaning and sent Sam another text. She tiptoed out of the room and opened the door for Sam to enter.

"Where are they?" Sam asked as he walked in with a bag. He pulled out two guns handing her one. She looked shocked and scared as she took it. "They are fake... don't worry... where are they?"

"In the room... sounds like sex..." she smiled as Sam made a face. "We need a change of plan here."

"Right... I've been thinking about it... search this place high and low and I'm going to deal with the fellas... wear this..." He said throwing a mask her way and some black overalls. "Bundle up some items that look like a body and place it in the living room. Don't drag it till I say so... from this point on we're bonnie and Clyde and Tina is gone!" He instructed as he placed a mask on his face. Mercedes smiled then giggled as she heard the sound of Blaine's headboard knocking. "Showtime!"


"Why wasn't I invited?" Sam said as he barged into the room where Blaine was getting his back blown out by Sebastian. "Ohhhh...I see now... this is quite interesting."

"What the hell!" Blaine screamed and moved away from Sebastian. "Call the police!" He shouted to Sebastian.

"I wouldn't do that if I were you!" Sam said looking at Sebastian calmly. "You see this little thing in my hand..." He waved his phone. "I just recorded you both in some very compromising positions... I'm sure you don't want this leaked..."

"Do you know who my parents are? We'll have you locked up before you..." Sebastian started but stopped when Mercedes walked in. "Who's this? That bitch Tina?"

"Don't worry about Tina... we took care of her!" Mercedes said disguising her voice the best way she could. "Clyde... I found something..." She handed him a couple DVDs... marked B/S. "And he had a box full of Christmas cards with gift cards... and I'm thinking this suitcase is full of something special!" She smiled as she saw the panicked look on their faces. "Christmas tho, really? It's March, Blaine!"

"I forgot to send them off!"

"Good job Bonnie!" Sam smiled. "Go get rid of Tina while I watch this with them." She nodded and walked to the living room and started dragging the makeshift body past the door. She almost laughed when she heard Blaine scream.

"Please don't kill us... we'll pay you anything you want!" Blaine said as Sam turned on the TV and pressed play. Within minutes the video showed Blaine and Sebastian having sex. "Oh God!"

"You turn that off!"

"No... this is romantic... look at how that one tear falls from Blaine's eye... so happy... and gay..." Sam looked over at them as they covered their penis with their hands.

"You can't release this... no one knows about this..." Blaine pleaded. Sam felt sorry for the guy but he had to push away those feelings.

"Look, I'm not going to out you... I don't understand why you're hiding your true self anyway but I won't out you... what I don't get though..." He said pausing the video. "If you don't want to get caught why are you keeping evidence?" Sam watched as Sebastian looked over at the suitcase. "Ohhhhhhhhh... you're blackmailing him... clever!" Sam smiled as Mercedes walked back in.

"What did I miss?" She asked as she walked in with two drinks in hand where she mixed some sleeping pills inside.

"Sebastian was just about to open the suitcase." Sam said. Blaine rolled his eyes and wiped the tears from his face. "Go ahead!" He said waving the gun his way. He walked over with his hands in the air and opened it showing the money that was inside.

"Well damn boo! You're an expensive prostitute!" Mercedes said walking over and feeling the money. "This is a lot of money!"

"Chump change!" Sebastian said then shut his mouth when Sam looked at him.

"I'd shut up if I were you!" Sam warned. "Give them the drinks, Bonnie!"

"We're not thirsty!" Blaine replied quickly. Sam raised the gun to his head as Mercedes handed then the drinks. "Well maybe a Lil sip won't hurt!" As he drink it and watched Sebastian down it glaring at Sam.

"Don't worry this won't kill you all but just in case..." Mercedes said as she grabbed the DVD. "We'll be taking these!" Within seconds Sebastian and Blaine were both knocked out.


Breaking news

"I'm Kurt Hummel with channel 2 action news! There's been a new break in in Hollywood. Seems celebrities are being targeted in a scheme to rob from the rich & famous! We spoke with detective St. James and he states that they are searching for a power couple who they are calling Bonnie & Clyde. Their latest victim Blaine Anderson. He states that they also murdered his new girlfriend Tina Cohen-Chang... police are searching for her body... if you have any details concerning this please call..."

"So I guess he's not ready to come out as gay yet?" Mercedes said laughing as she listened to Blaine describe the love he had for Tina who he never knew.

"Such a shame..." He said shaking his head as he changed the channel to ESPN. "Good news though... we have a new target..." He smiled at his wife before kissing her. She smiled and nodded as they watched the target speak.

"Shane Tinsley!"

"Ready Bonnie?"

"Ready Clyde!"