Thank you SO much, Sherry (Banshee69) for all your help, I couldn't have done this without you. I don't own Twilight, SM does. RATED M for content and language.

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I take Bella home and tuck her into bed, kissing her on the forehead as she snuggles down into her thick, oversized comforter.

As much as I hate to, I have to leave her and go talk to Tanya.

When I arrive home, all the lights are off. I enter the house quietly, in case Tanya is asleep.

I make my way towards our bedroom and ease the door open. What I see about causes my eyes to bug out of my head. There's my wife with her face buried inside another woman's pussy. I just shake my head and laugh. "You've got to be kidding me?" I ask, incredulously.

They both jump at the sound of my voice. They scramble to try to cover up their nakedness. "Edward? What are you doing here?"

I lean against the doorframe. I raise a brow at my wife. "I live here, T."

She glares at me while trying to wrap the sheet around her naked body. I shake my head at her antics. "Why are you trying to cover up for? It's not like I haven't seen you before, multiple times." I smirk.

Her friend Kate jumps out of the bed and runs towards me. "Shut up, you bastard." She's swinging, well, everything. She's fucking naked coming at me.

I grab her wrists and hold her arms down by her sides. "Easy there, killer."

She screeches in my face and stomps my foot. I grit my teeth. "Tanya, you better call off this man-hating, she-beast, before she gets hurt." I warn her.

"Let go of me before I rip your nuts off." She-beast warns me.

I smile evilly down at her. "You so much as think-"

"Edward, that's enough," Tanya interrupts my promise. "Let Kate go."

I look from Tanya to she-beast and back. "Only if she promises to behave." She-beast growls, she actually fucking growled.

That might have been sexy, in any other circumstance.

Tanya sighs deeply. "Kate, just… please." She pleads with the beast.

"Fine." She-beast acquiescence through gritted teeth.

I release her and watch her perky ass walk to the bed to get her clothes. Hey, I am a man, even if she's a she-beast, she has a nice ass. Once she's dressed, she leans over Tanya and kisses her fully on the mouth, I'm talking tongue and all. I had to turn my head, it felt too intimate for me to see.

"Call me when you're finished talking." She-beast whispers.

"I will. Drive safely, baby." Tanya called her baby? Wow.

I turn back as beast walks past me. I tip my cap at her, causing her to roll her eyes. "Don't antagonize her, Edward." Tanya admonishes me.

I show her my palms. "What'd I do?" Inquiring sweetly.

She shakes her head as she heads towards the bathroom. "Oh, you're just the picture of innocence." She snarks.

I chuckle at her comment and yell through the bathroom door. "Yeah, and you, dear wife, are a hypocrite!"

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