My goobers.

I go to my friend's house for her birthday party, I come home, and I have OVER 100 REVIEWS!

(Fyre screams like a little girl who just got ten scoops of her favorite flavor of Ice cream!)

116, to be exact. AND I have four new OC's to introduce in this chapter:

Marvin – Mai4Eternity (I don't know! She said in her profile 'Call me Marvin'!)

Purple – Purpleexplodingbananas (Anon, have no idea about the gender, but I need more guys in here, so I made you a guy. Sorry if I got it wrong lol)

Violet – Violettree (Wait, so we have Purple and Violet here? How fun.)

Oreo – SuperOreoMan (More food names?)

Hope you guys enjoy, oh, and the guys from the last chapter will be here. . .in a more minor way. You'll see. . .

Chapter 29: Cherry Pie

"GAHHH!"

All of my chapters start out with screaming. Ever notice that?

Well, this screaming came from four people, tied to their chairs with ropes (Fyre loves rope), who were thrown into the dark room by some creepy hooded creatures. The four people, terrified and amazed all at once, glanced up an immediately recognized the fangirls, though only screaming one's name:

"FYRE!"

I'm just that popular. Panakin, Passion, Summer, and Jiao-Jie all glared over at Fyre, who gave one of her trademarked smiles. Yes, she has a trademarked smile. It looks like an emoticon, only cuter.

"I already love this chapter." Fyre said happily, glancing at her big sister, who walked over to Abby as though saying she had fans too.

Ozai sighed, "And we haven't even started the dares yet. Fantastic."

Abby, who had just finished trying to convince Panakin to get her out of the chair-of-death, looked over at the four terrified people. "Hi!" She said randomly. "Welcome to Fyre's Guide to Creativity. I'm your host, Darth Abby, today our main discussion will be about Random 'What if's'."

"Uh-huh." One of the four said slowly. "So. . .Fyre abducted us? AWESO. . ."

"Sadly," Ozai interrupted. "You were taken down by these guys."

The group of crazy people looked to the door. Hawky, Momo, Foo Foo Cuddlypoops, and Bosco, all wearing black hooded cloaks, looked into the room and all made their little noises, before Momo interrupted. "Well done, my fellow furry friends. Mission completed. Humans captured."

Hawky spoke up. "I am not Furry, little lemur who bothers me greatly. And by the way, Sokka likes me the best."

"Whatever!" Foo Foo snapped, with the voice of an adorable – something. "I'm Sokky's favorite! He was willing to give up meat and sarcasm for me! He never did that for any of you! Sokky likes me best!"

"Uh, actually Foo Foo, he was willing to give up meat and sarcasm to get out of a hole." Hawky put in.

"Gaaaaaah!" Bosco growled

"What the goober. . .?" The first of the group of four who were thrown into the room (Forgot about them, eh?) said.

Panakin slapped her forehead and looked around for her sister. She found her doing normal Fyre things. Fyre stood there, either looking confused or going into one of her crazy spells, before uttering a question. "Why did I put all my reviewers in this story?"

"Because!" One of the four put in. "Oreos rule!"

"Uh. . .what?" another very confused reviewer said.

The only guy in the group sighed. "Because. Her name is Oreo. And I thought Bananas and Bob and MARVIN were weird. . ." He was hit over the head with an Oreo, a Banana, a Bob, and a Marvin. I don't know if those are people or objects.

"Your name is Purple!" the very confused one – Marvin – said.

Another girl piped up. "Nuh-uh! My name is Violet. There is a difference."

"Uggg, no. You're Violet Tree. He's Purple Exploding Bananas." Oreo pointed out. Bananas, who was sitting in the background staring in horror at the group (Along with Mystery, who thought they were looking for Oreos.) began to hyperventilate. Purple looked up and flashed a grin.

"Anyone else to introduce?" Fyre asked. The OC's all looked at each other and shook their heads. "Great. 202 words this time. It's a record. Fantastic. Ozai. Truths and dares. Short sentences. Yay."

"That was so Mai like, you scared me." Ozai pointed out. Fyre just titled her head and nodded.

Summer doesn't like squirrels, apparently. I wish squirrels would attack her. I know it's cruel, but still. OR, she could be attacked by my friend, who thought he was a squirrel.

Everyone, and I mean EVERYONE, turned to look at Bananas. He sat there with one eye doing a twitchy thing as Summer stared at him, mouth dropped to the floor in horror."How is that a dare? It was just a statement!" Bananas protested. Fyre laughed like a maniac and pulled a lever, releasing ten squirrels, who ran to Summer and tackled her to the ground.

"Uh-huh." Fyre observed as Summer screamed.

Momo and Ozai: Team up together and tie Panakin to a chair and hold her there until she says Twilight stinks, or something along those lines.

Momo looked away from his game of chess against Hawky and ran over to Ozai. "WE WILL DESTRO-OOF!" Momo yelled. The 'OOF' came from being grabbed and thrown to the ground by a lover of Twilight, Star Wars, Avatar, NCIS, and Star Tre. . .

"Whoa, whoa, whoa." Abby said, trying to raise a hand, which was nearly impossible. "What you talkin' bout? I'm tied to a chair!"

Fyre looked up in thought. "Oh that's right. You and Panakin have all the same interests. I mean ALL the same interests. If I weren't her twin I would think you were." Panakin and Abby looked at each other with wide eyes and smiled happily at one another.

Ty Lee: Sing the Waffle song :) I wuv that song

"Wuv? Really WereFaerie?"

"Oh, so Fyre can act like a five year old and I can't?"

"Yes."

". . .Fine."

Ty Lee looked over at WereFaerie and cleared her throat. "Do you like Waffles? YEAH WE LIKE WAFFLES! Do you like pancakes? YEAH WE LIKE PANCAKES! Do you like French Toast? YEAH WE LIKE FRENCH TOAST! DOO, DOO, DOO, DOO CAN'T WAIT TO GET A MOUTHFUL!"

"SHUT UP!" Panakin screamed. She curled up in a protective ball and rocked back and forth.

Azula: Throw a waffle at Ty Lee while she's singing the waffle song, tell her it has candy in it, (even though it has Mai venom in it that makes her go all blahhh for 2 episodes) and see what happens :)

"Let me rephrase that. . ." Fyre said.

Ty Lee looked over at WereFaerie and cleared her throat. "Do you like Waffles? YEAH WE LIKE WAFFLES!"

"Hey Ty! Eat this Waffle! It has candy in it!"

"Do you like pancakes? YEAH WE LIKE PANCAKES! Do you like French Toast? YEAH WE LIKE FRENCH TOAST! DOO, DOO, DOO, DOO CAN'T WAIT TO GET A MOUTHFUL!"

"SHUT UP!" Panakin screamed. She curled up in a protective ball and rocked back and forth.

Fyre: Eat a waffle :)

"SHUT UP!" Panakin screamed. She curled up in a protective ball and rocked back and forth.

Fyre shrugged, "She has this thing against waffles."

Sokka: Punch Yue, Suki, Toph, and Katara (all the girls that care about you, even in a brotherly way) and say they should eat a waffle and die!

He was simultaneously slapped by Yue, Suki, Toph, and Katara, who each shoved waffles in his mouth and told him to die.

Ty Lee: Slap Ozai with a dead fish.

Ozai glared down at Ty Lee, who was starting to go Mai-like. She looked bored instead of scared. She grabbed a fish and slapped Ozai. "This brings me pleasure." She said anti-dramatically.

Aang: Do you have parents?

"That's kind of how Babies are born, you know. . ." Aang began.

Fyre cut him off. "Stop. Just stop. This story is Fyre-rated. Goodbye." She went on to the next dare.

Panakin: Burn a copy of Twilight. And that creepy sparkle doll.

Panakin grabbed Edward Barbie defensively. "NEVER!"

"TIE HER DOWN!"

Fyre: I challenge you to not use the letter 'Y' for an entire chapter.

"You know, You could have told me that. I've been using Y throughout this whole chapter. How am I supposed to saY MYsterY's name without a Y? Huh? Or mY name for crying out loud!" FYre grumbled, making all the Y's loud.

Cabbage Guy: Start selling carrots!

He threw a cabbage at all of the reviewers, unsure of who sent in the dare.

Fyre: I dare you to go find this "High School AU" and burn it to the ground. Assuming you haven't already done so.

Fyre smiled. "I have. All of them. I have destroyed them all! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Panakin grabbed a needle and began chasing Fyre around with the creepy looking shot.

Mike & Bryan: Have a conversation with the Cabbage Merchant.

About twelve gasps were heard. Purple – the only one who didn't gasp – looked around. "What?"

"Mike and Bryan?" Jiao-Jie said, staring at Purple like he was crazy "Dude. That's big. I mean, really big. I'll go. . .send Passion to find them."

"Why me? They think I'm crazy and go get Pizza anytime they see my face!" Passion yelled. Everyone raised an eyebrow at her. "Fine. I'll do it for the skittles."

"Skittles?"

"TASTE THE FROOGLING RAINBOW."

And she left.

Fyre: Use a weird Zuko emotiocon somewhere in the chapter.
"I have emoticons for every character!" Fyre said happily. "Here's Zuko!"

;(

If FFN didn't let you see that, it's just an angry wink face, which Zuko's real face was mimicking at the time.

"Why a wink face?" Summer questioned.

"That's his scar!" Fyre said happily. Zuko glared at her.

Panakin sighed and grabbed Fyre's laptop.

'What if Momo, Hawky, Foo Foo Cuddlypoops, and Appa all teamed up and stopped Ozai on their own? Call them The Boomerang Gang!

What if Azula joined everyone else in the Fire Nation by changing sides to be on Team Avatar? The funny part: She goes to their door with a plate of brownies as her attempt to bribe them.

What if the Cabbage Merchant went to Aunt Wu? Could be random if you did it right.

What if Foaming Mouth Guy went to the Asylum with Azula?

What if Iroh went to have lunch with Bumi, Piandao, and Pakku? They can eat sandwichs, play Pai Sho, and have tea!'

"The Boomerang Gang? Sounds exciting! I might call that!" Fyre said happily. She turned to glare at her reviewers. "Since no one has entered my contest yet. . ."

"Umm, here Fyre." Panakin said, grabbing something from her emergency bag, which contained a gun, an Edward Barbie, a back-up Jacob Barbie, A copy of Twilight and New Moon, Fyre's iPod, and most importantly, a Cherry Dr. Pepper. She handed the iPod and the soda to Fyre who stared at the caffeine in her hand. She turned to face Jiao-Jie and placed a hand on the girl's shoulder. "I am so sorry." She said slowly, and put Fyre in a small corner. She sighed slowly and sat down next to Abby, pulling up – well they couldn't decide between Twilight, NCIS, Avatar, and Star Wars.

Jiao-Jie stared in horror at her surroundings. "Fantastic."

Alright, accepting Dares for Jiao-Jie and Avatar characters. I have something planned for Miss. Fyre (Mwahaha)

Fyre, your evil brain locked me up in that scary cage again!

SHUT UP CRAZY FYRE.

This is Panakin's brain speaking through Fyre's. She has two brains in her head, and the Evil one locks Crazy one up in a tiny cage a lot.

Duuude. . .Threeeeee. . .