I am so sorry Hanging soul I had forgotten the idea.
Idea by: Hanging Soul
Lincoln awoke to a beautiful thursday morning, except he was up late.
He hurriedly slipped on his clothes and brushed his teeth, he put on some deoderant and combed his hair.
He walked downstairs and saw his sisters sitting around the table calmly.
He went to get his donut for the morning.
Lincoln screamed in absolute dread and horror.
There was only one donut left...
And it was plain.
Lincoln vomited all over the floor, Lana ran over and lapped it off of the floor.
He sobbed as he laid on the floor. He bathed in his own tears.
Luan walked over sadly and apologized for the incident, she offered to suck his dick.
Lincoln sat up and nodded. "I guess so."
She slipped his pathetic 3 inch penis into her mouth and gave it a suckle. He bysted immediately and it got all over the donut. Luan left him as he sat sadly.
He stood and got some orange juice. After all being a minute man sure did make a dude thirsty.
He walked back and saw the now glazed donut laying on the floor. Lincoln squeeled and threw his hands in the air like a fag.
He was so happy, piss ran down his leg and he came a little.
He picked it up and ate it in one bite. He then flew to Italy and raped Hitler and Stalins dead corpses.
His family sadly starved after Lynn Sr. went out for a beer.
Sadly Rita's job as a dental assistant couldnt pay the bills. She stuck herself like a pig, and the sisters slowly starved to death. They sutvived as long as they did due to cannibalism.
Lincoln got back and opened the door, only to see a skinny Lynn Jr. crawling on all fours. She smelt like shit and halitosis.
She scurried across the floor and Lincoln caught a whiff.
His sinuses imploded and his head did the same.
Lynn was put down like a filthy animal.
The End.
