Chapter 29

(2:55pm, 4 hr 5 min to permanent platypusization)

At DEI, Kim was in amazement about the size of the Sugar-attaract-inator, even though she was the size of a platypus. It looked like any other Doomsday device that she had seen from Drakken's past inventions, cobbled from spare parts, but also other important parts of the device that he bought for himself.

"It look like a pile of junk!" Kim exclaimed.

"Don't you like it? I decided to extend my alimony check that my ex-wife normally gives me by buying some of the pieces of my latest device from the Internet...and sending my daughter on a camping trip with some of her friends!" Doofenshmirtz rambled, almost forgetting why he built the -inator in the first place.

"How much did you actually get it off the internet? Spill, Doc!" Kim demanded.

"Let's see..." Doof said, studying the contents of his device, "About 80% of it was from the Net...the other 20% was parts I rummaged through the scrapyard and a garage sale that I went past today, hosted by some scientst who had blue skin."

Kim gasped, "Drakken!"

Then, Doofenshmirtz finally got the thought he was looking for.

"Oh yes! I was about to tell you two the purpose of my Sugar-attract-inator!"

"Oh goody!" Kim sarcastically snarked, rolling her eyes, "Entertain us, Doctor! What does this Sugar- attaract-whatchamacallit do?"

Doofenshmirtz, annoyed by her saracam, replied while pulling out a remote, "Fine, if you want to know what I intent to do with the Sugar-attract-inator, I'll show it to you in a slideshow form!"

He clapped his hands twice as the lights dimmed and a projector screen came down from overhead.

Doofenshmirtz pressed another button on the remote and a slide projector appeared a few feet from the captured Agent P and Kim.

"Now, sit back and watch my ingeniuous plan slideshow!" Doofenshmirtz exclaimed while holding a clicker to the projector.

The first slide that was shown, however, was a picture of Heinz on the beach getting attacked by seagulls while a young 11-year old Vanessa facepalmed.

Kim couldn't help but chortle a little at Doof's plight.

"Uh...okay... that was just one misplaced slide! I know that my next slide should explain the plans for my -inator!" Doofenshmirtz blushed as he clicked on the device to turn to the next slide.

It then showed Doof hopping around on one foot, crying for his mommy, over a reddened toe!

Kim then bursted out laughing.

"Yeah, that crab was a bit too close for my foot! Ugh...that is just the wrong slide! I knew I've put them somewhere!"

Perry then sighed. Doof was even more clumsy than usual. Then again, he has always ended up on the wrong side of his previous -inators.
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When, Ron, Isabella, Baljeet and the rest of the Fireside Girls got back to the Flynn house, all of their eyes were fixated on the waterslide Phineas had built.

Rufus came out of his pants pocket. All his beady eyes could do was to stare in sheer awesomeness of what Phineas and Ferb had done.

The waterslide was a 20-story tall curvy slide with water rushing through the tubes.

"Wow...I think I just made a yellow stain in my trousers." Baljeet squeaked upon hearing the rushing waters.

"A thousand boo-yahs wouldn't be enough to say about this bon-diggety ride!" Ron shouted "I'm totally in heaven now!" He was leaning against Mrs. Johnson's briar patch and one of the beltloops of his khakis caught on his beltloop

"But there is one problem..." Baljeet whined, "...we don't have bathing suits on!"

"And not me..." Ron said but as he walked, the khakis were torn off from him. He was in a Bueno Nacho bathing suit.

He blushed a little and said, "Well, whaddya know? I kinda do now!"

Isabella told her Fireside Girls, "Prepare for the next phase of Phineas' project!"

"Aye, aye, Captain!" the Fireside Girls chanted.

"I shall get my bathing suit as well from my house." Baljeet said as he walked to the Tjinder house.