Best Summer Vacation
It had been a week since Alexis's graduation and incident with Pickles and was now on her way to Poland. To say the least she wasn't too happy, she hated the cold. But right now she was with the guys she was now being served John-Perrier just pour some soup which she hoped was Tomato soup. Her father then entered with some news to share with the guys. He had been keeping a closer eye on Alexis since that day and she was started to get sick of it.
"Gentlemen, you've been receiving death threats from some of your fans." Said Charles
But of course they didn't truly understand this and Pickles questioned
"So? they going to die?"
"No, Pickles, they're threatening to kill you," said Charles to the guys trying to comprehend why they didn't know that.
Alexis just shook her head at them.
"That's a different thing." Stated Pickles
"Yes. Before the show, we should do a couple of safety briefing…I've outlined a very specific-" Charles never got to finish his sentence for he was cut off by Nathan saying
"Very well then anything else?"
Charles just stood there and shrugged it off deciding just to move on.
"Any new ideas for the Dethmerch?" he asked "I remember you complaining that you were sick of the…" but he was cut off again but this time by Skwisgaar.
"Oh, yeah, guys. You ready? This is it."
Alexis just hoped they weren't about to something stupid
"Here's the new merch" said Murderface as they presented black plastic bags in their hands.
"This is times face bag." Said Skwisgaar as the guys put over their heads.
Alexis really couldn't believe their stupidly, she didn't understand this her father seemed to be on the same wavelength but he actually had the nerve to look past this and say
"Time travel face bag? Am I saying that right? It just looks like you have some plastic bags." Said Charles trying to figure this out
"What are you doing?" asked Alexis finally not being able to stand it anymore got up and stood next to her father.
"We're traveling through time." Came Nathan's muffled reply from beneath the bag.
"Yeah, you put the bag on and you travel through time." Came Toki
Alexis sighed and said to her father
"Maybe if we're lucky they'll suffocate themselves."
"But knowing our luck they'll live." Said Charles to his daughter
"Great…thank God Collage starts in three months." Sighed Alexis as Murderface took off his bag and said in an astonished voice.
"Dear God, you boy in the street, what days is it?"
"It is Wendnes—it's Friday. It's Friday." Answered Pickles
"I must have traveled through time itself." Said Murderface
"We've figured out how to travel through time…at the speed of regular time with plastic bags." Said Nathan as they placed the bags over there heads again. It was very quite for a while till Alexis just couldn't take it anymore
"You're all a bunch of retards…and I hope you all suffocate and die maybe then you'll learn not to be so stupid." Said Alexis as she stood up and left but before she left she turned and said
"Meet me in five minutes so I can do your make-up." And she left.
It was a few minutes later were all the guys were crammed into a bathroom. She began to get to work on Nathan, she learned quite a lot about this concert.
"So this album you guys did, killed a million people?" questioned Alexis as she put Nathan's hair up "Where the hell was I?" questioned Alexis
"I think you were still living with your mom at the time." Said Pickles
"Oh okay then." She said as she finished Nathan "but how did this album kill so many people?"
"It was an album for fishes." Said Toki innocently
"Okay," Said Alexis trying to comprehend. "Uh one question how would fish pay for this album?"
The guys were speechless and the frequent trying to explain it to her.
After she finished all the guys she turned and said
"You come up with weird ideas, but break a leg tonight." Said Alexis as they left she cleaned up and left the bathroom as well only to be confronted by her father and he asked her a strange question.
"Can you fight?"
"What?" asked Alexis confused
"Can you fight?"
"Yeah I can but I don't think I'm that great." Said Alexis it was true she spent a summer vacation in Japan with a couple of her friends who knew marshal arts, but she didn't think she was good enough.
"There's going to be an attack and I need you to protect them." Said Charles
"What!?" asked Alexis alarmed
"You heard me, if there is attack you have to help me protect them," said Charles. "If they split up we have to split up then."
"Alright I'll try to help…just give me a couple of guns I've been told I'm a good gunslinger," said Alexis as she began to walk away.
"Alright…where are you going?" asked Charles
"To change… I fight better in a Kimono," Said Alexis as she walked off to change.
About 30 minutes later she met up with her father. Alexis had changed into a short light purple Kimono with two large pink flowers; one was positioned at the top of the sleeve while the other was at the bottom of the other. She had on a light pink Obi tied in a butterfly knot and black stockings and a pair of assassin styled boots. Everyone looked at her.
"Here is your gun," said Charles looking at his daughter.
"Thanks are they about to start?" asked Alexis as she took the sleek black gun into her palm.
"They just started." Said Charles
"Awesome." Said Alexis
Half way threw the first song it was interpreted and everything seemed to go into a blur and Alexis heard her father say
"They got us surrounded. Quickly, to the Penta-PODs." And then suddenly two of them got knocked out of position and separated from the others.
"Alexis go after them," Ordered her Father.
"Alright I'm outta here," Said Alexis grabbing her MP3 player as she ventured out into the night. She was moving threw the tress till she caught up to the two, when she did she saw that it was Skwisgaar and Toki and they were arguing about guitar playing not know Alexis was up in the tress following them.
"I'm just saying I can hear your guitar ringing out in my monitor mix and yous are half assing it." Stated Skwisgaar
"How dare you!" said Toki offended "I'm selling it. I'm kicking ass. You just stand there. Just boring I'm rocking it every…"
"Yeah, that's the expense of sloppys playing…ah you see Toki." Stated Skwisgaar
Suddenly the tree they were near exploded and
"That's weird." Said Toki
'HOLY SHIT!' Screamed Alexis in her mind as she put her headphones on and tried to find a song to help calm her nerves so she could fight. She heard both guys yelling as an assailant came charging towards them. Both were forced to the ground with a gun to their head, just as Alexis chose a song it was Avril Lavigne's new song 'Girlfriend' well the Japanese version she was about to play it as she heard the guy say
"It is time to die."
'Oh hell no if their going to be killed…I'm going to be the one to kill them.' Thought Alexis angrily as Skwisgaar and Toki began to speak again
"I forsakes you, Metal House God." Said Skwisgaar
"I've always hated you, Skwisgaar." Said Toki
"I knows Toki. I knows." Said Skwisgaar excepting the fact he was about to die.
Suddenly a gun shot was heard but not from the assailant it was from Alexis who had just dropped down in between Toki's and Skwisgaar's legs and they could see up her Kimono because just then the wind blew her skirt back displaying her leopard print panties.
"That's my bread and butter your fucking with." She said
They stared at each other and the guys dropped his guns and presented knives.
'Oh damn it.' Thought Alexis as dropped her gun down and switched on her MP3 player and took out a metal hand fan from her sleeves that she always carried just in case of hand to hand combat. She creaked them open with a loud snap. The song filled her ear's and as they began to charge at each other. As they charged at each other and Alexis began to sing in Japanese
I'm not here for your entertainment
You don't really want to mess with me tonight
Just stop and take a second
I was fine before you walked into my life
Cause you know it's over
Before it began
Keep your drink just give me the money
It's just you and your hand tonight
The two met in the middle and Alexis jumped up as he slashed a knife at her. She kicked off his chest and back flipped into the snow, and skidded back a little. The song ended and it went to the next one it was 'Girl next door' by Saving Jane. She began to sing loudly but more bitterly as she charged again
Sparkling Angel
I Believe
You Are My Saviour
In My Time Of Need
Blinded By Faith
I Couldn't Hear
All The Whispers
They're Warning So Clear
I See The Angels
I'll Lead Them To Your Door
There Is No Escape Now
Now Mercy No More
No Remorse Cause I Still Remember
The Smile When You Tore Me Apart
The two met in the center and Alexis swiped with the blade at the tip of her fan she managed to nick him and she got punched in the face which sent her flying backwards sliding across the snow roughly. Alexis stood up and glared as she whipped the blood off her lips. She began to sing again but only more angrily as she charged again.
The Smile When You Tore Me Apart
You Took My Heart
Deceived Me Right From The Start
You Showed Me Dreams
I Wished They'd Turn In To Real
You Broke A Promise
And Made Me Realize
It Was All Just A Lie
She tried to kick him again but she slipped as his knife slashed at her but it cut her headphone cord.
'Shit!' thought Alexis in horror she was screwed now, she could not fight with out music
'Oh crap I'm gonna die a virgin!' She thought alarmed as she landed on the ground her fan sliding away from her.
"Fuck!" she yelled as she saw the guy charge at her she quickly jumped to the side and called over to Skwisgaar and Toki while avoiding the knife at the same time.
"Uh Guys I know this is going to sound weird," Said Alexis rolling away from the knife. "Could you sing for me!" she yelled franticly getting up blocking both arms with hers but the problem was she didn't have a lot of upper body strength.
"Hurry guys." She strained out "I really don't want to die."
"What do we sings?" asked Toki
"Flogging Molly…seven deadly sins." Yelled Alexis as she saw the points get closer to her.
"We don't knows it." Yelled Toki
"Flogging Molly is not Metal." Yelled Skwisgaar
"Oh great well I'm going to die…let me tell you what I want for my funeral if you don't mind," snapped Alexis getting a burst of strength to keep her away from death for a minute.
"Fine I guess I have to do this myself, crap I only know the first verse…" said Alexis as she took a minute to start a tune and she began to sing the first verse.
Sail away where no ball and chain
Can keep us from the roarin' waves
Together undivided but forever we'll be free
So sail away aboard our rig
The moon is full and so are we
We're seven drunken pirates
We're the seven deadly sins
She kept getting angrier and angrier as she sang and as soon as she said the word 'sins' she turned his arm breaking it and stabbing him in the back missing him in his vital organs. The assailant was too busy screaming to notice that Alexis suddenly round-housed him sending him into the nearby Sea.
"Really didn't expect to win," said Alexis in a monotone voice while looking at the body as it slowly floated away.
She then turned and stomped over to Toki and Skwisgaar
"You guys are assholes." She snapped as she got her fan out of the snow.
"What is you wearing?" questioned Toki
Alexis turned and glared and said
"It's one of my Kimono's that I own." Toki seemed to cower at her answer
"But why wears it?" asked Skwisgaar
"I fight better in one." Snapped Alexis at both of them
"Why you so pissed?" asked Skwisgaar looking at her rear again as she bent down to pick up her gun.
"Well you nearly killed me when I asked for help." Yelled Alexis as she pointed the gun at both of them both guys began to cower in fear.
"Relax idiots I'm not gonna shoot you…you guys have to make it up to me." Said Alexis
"UH…" started Skwisgaar
"How abouts..." began Toki thoughtfully as he began to think
"Just throw in a few bags of Cookies, a piggyback ride and a shopping spree somewhere and I'll call it even." Said Alexis
"I can works with that." Said Skwisgaar and Toki together
"Alright then lets go find the others." Said Alexis smiling she then walked up to Skwisgaar
"Bend down and carry me." She ordered
Skwisgaar sighed and said
"Fines."
"YAY!" cried out Alexis as she jumped on his back and the three went off to fine the others.
"If I shoot you in the foot…sorry in advance," Said Alexis
It was thirty minutes later they actually caught up with the rest. When they arrived all Alexis could see was dead bodies she began to shake slightly she still didn't like them but she could handle it a bit better now. Skwisgaar felt her shake and sighed as they neared Nathan, Pickles and Murderface they were passed out it looked like they were about to be shot.
"Put me down now," Ordered Alexis "Stay here."
As Alexis touched the ground she went running over to were they were but as she got closer she heard two of them arguing over something
"It's time." Said the one in green
"No, we must pray first or it will be devastating." Said the cardinal
"Do it now!" Ordered the on in green
Alexis then sided in front of them and said with a smirk.
"Not today bitches they haven't pissed me off too much today that I want them dead."
All of them were very surprised by the fact a girl just stopped them Suddenly Alexis recognized the one in green
"You." she seethed.
She was going to charge at him but suddenly a white light emerged and there stood in front of them, and yelled in a foreboding voice.
"You have betrayed me!" and he stuck out his palm and suddenly the soldiers in front of her head's exploded. Alexis's eye's widened in horror. She started to shake uncontrollably
"Be blind." Said the new person to the priest as he closed his palm
Alexis did the bad thing and looked up just as the priests eyeballs exploded she promptly began to vomit everything she ate and she looked up again to see his intestines strangle him alive. Alexis just froze and couldn't look away.
"What are you doing?" yelled the one in green
"You I need alive," Said the new guy "Sleep."
The guy in green pasted out and hit the ground hard. Alexis stared in horror praying to whatever God out there to have this guy not notice her and kill her. Her eyes widened in horror as he approached her he stopped in front of her and said really creepily
"We will meet again."
He disappeared into the mist as soon as Toki and Skwisgaar ran up to her and the others woke up in unison.
"Alexis what are you doing here?" asked Pickles
"…" Alexis said nothing as she just stared ahead
"Alexis what you see?" asked Toki helping Alexis up
Alexis just began to breathe hard and used Toki to support herself. Suddenly the priest who wasn't entirely dead gasped out
"The Metalocalypse has begun."
Alexis was suddenly sickened and was going to throw up again, she rush forward and vomited into the priest empty eye socks.
"Oh my… I'm very sorry…well your going to die soon anyway so yeah." Said Alexis as the guys came up behind her their shadows seemed to over power her. Alexis turned and faced them.
"I think we just made a very powerful enemy." Said Alexis
"What do you mean?" questioned Skwisgaar
"When you see a guy blow up a bunch of peoples head by just closing their palm yeah you're pretty much screwed." Said Alexis "The rule of 3 didn't even apply to him." She said the last thing more to herself then to the guys but they over heard it and Pickles asked
"Rule of 3, what's that?"
"Just something Pagans believe in." said Alexis
"And that is." Murderface promptly
"Every time you use black magic it comes back at you times 3." Answered Alexis
"Okay." Said Pickled "but what are you wearing?" Pickles smirked a bit after that statement
"It's a kimono and the reason I'm wearing it is because I had to go fight this really creepy guy who tried to kill Toki and Skwisgaar." Said Alexis thru slightly gritted teeth
"Oh really." Said Nathan "How'd it go."
"Lets just say I won threw no help even though I asked for it." Said Alexis turning around just as a gust of wind passed threw her and the bottom of her Kimono and she flashed all the guys. Alexis's eye's widened in shock and she put her hands on edge of the openings and held it closed. The guys just kept staring at her crotch as if those leopard print panties were going to come out again.
"You know this is the only time your gonna see these today right." Said Alexis
The guys didn't seem to listen and just seemed to keep staring just as Charles came upon the scene to tell them to get on the plane so they could go home.
"Uh Alexis why are they staring at?" he asked
"Don't ask lets just go." Said Alexis as she turned around and began to walk toward the plane. Charles just shrugged his shoulders and told them to get on the plane. Alexis got on her cell phone as soon as she got to her room on the plane and called her mother.
"Hey mom…yes I made it here safe…yes I'll tell them you said hi…look mom can anyone avoid the times 3 rule…No…well it's because I saw someone get their head blown up by this guy who just closed his palm…Alright I won't worry too much but I just figured I'd let you know…Alright love you too bye." Alexis hung up the phone and sighed as she exited her room to find the guys lounging.
"SO…who's hungry?" asked Alexis trying to get the guys to open up
"You know tonight was really scary." Stated Nathan
"Yeah I mean what if it happens again?" asked Pickles
"I don'ts think I can handles de pressure of this anymore." Said Skwisgaar
"Yeah it's stressful." Said Murderface
"I votes we takes a break." Said Toki
Alexis just stared at this and said
"Who wants to drink themselves silly?" asked Alexis trying to lighten up the mood
"Then it's agreed we take a break," Said Pickles "because we don't want to get attacked again."
"Right…who wants to stop in Amsterdam get strippers, and eat hash brownies." Said Alexis
"NO!" they all yelled
"Ok then," Said Alexis drawing back a little. Alexis then went to go to bed because she could tell they were getting moody so she decided to leave but she stopped by to visit her father.
"Hey daddy." Said Alexis
"Yes Alexis." Said Charles
"I just wanted to let you know that the guys are getting pretty moody so just leave them alone for about a week so they can get over this little thing." Said Alexis
"Alright thanks for telling me and I'll be sure to give them a break to get over this." Said Charles
"Alright thanks." Said Alexis as she turned to leave
"Oh Alexis." Called Charles
Alexis turned and faced her father and said
"Yeah?"
"I just wanted to say I'm sorry about this, this isn't the best way to start you summer I know." Said Charles
"It's alright, I have a feeling this is going to be the best summer vacation so far," Smirked Alexis as she left the room to go to bed. As she got under her covers she smiled to herself and thought
'I bet this will be the best summer vacation ever.'
A/N: Alright I'm officiously out of season 1 and about to start Summer Vacation, what fun will Alexis get into. Oh and also would anyone be really upset if I put in some sex scenes, because I would like to know because Alexis will be losing her virginity sometime soon when I find a good place, and I have no idea who she is going to lose it to, but if you want to see one please let me know. Ok last chapter I asked you to vote but then I realized that I needed more stuff so I'm just going to spoil it for now, which one would you rather see the guys turn into or Alexis depends what you want Cats or Kids, So I'm calling for a recall kinda, please forgive, but my reason for this is if you can summon a troll there is going to be some magic in here. You can call me crazy all you want but I don't care I'm sticking with this idea. The songs are
U UR hand-Pink
Angles-Within temptation
Seven Deadly Sins-Flogging Molly
Marner: I have seen so much stuff with Toki & Skwisgaar that I've grown an immune to it. But I just don't see them like that.
Luma: You have to pick one since I revised what I want now. Sorry for not making it clearer. My bad, lol, and of course Pickles is a perv, all of them are pervs lol.
fireflydoll: Damn I should have made Charles lay some smackdown on Pickles, I might use that for later maybe on someone else thou. Thanks.
