"Hey guys!" Kagome said suddenly.

Everyone else simultaneously turned their heads toward Kagome with oblivious looks TO THE EXTREME!!

"What did Tennessee?" Kagome asked.

Everyone waited for a minute.  They looked at Kagome DARING her to finish it what she was going to say.

"So?" asked Miroku.  "What did Tennessee…what?  Tennessee IS a United State is it not?"

"Oh you guys don't get it!" Kagome said with a sigh.  "It's a JOKE!!  I ask, 'What did Tennessee?' and you say, 'The same thing that Arkansas!'"

There was a long pause.

"I still don't get it." Said Inu-Yasha.

"Okay…let me pull this apart." Said Kagome.  "What did Tenne SEE, as in SEEING something!  With your eyes!"

"OH!!" said Miroku with a foolish chuckle.

"The same thing that Arkan SAW!!  As if there's a guy named Arkan and he SAW something!"

Then Kagome giggled knavishly.

"I GOT ANOTHER ONE!!" she said.  "If Mississippi wore a New Jersey, what did Delaware?"  There was a pause.  "I don't know.  ALASKA!!"

Then Kagome started laughing hysterically which only caused her to almost crash into the side of the road and kill them all.

"I think that's enough jokes." Said Inu-Yasha as he didn't even SMILE to humor Kagome in the least bit!!

"Is that what we're doing in Tennessee?" asked Shippo.  "Telling jokes?  Then what are we doing in the next state?"

"Don't be silly Shippo!" said Kagome.  "Of COURSE I have something planned for us to do!"

Suddenly, the car went over a bump similar to when the woodchuck was hit.

"I THINK I JUST HIT ANOTHER ANIMAL!!" Kagome shrieked as she jumped out of the car to see what other casualties she had caused.

"Sessho…" cried Sessho-Maru in pain as his upper body stuck out from the bottom of the hideous green convertible.

"Dear god…" said Kagome.

"You almost killed Sessho-Maru!" Miroku said with his hand on his head.

"You were SO close!" said Inu-Yasha as he snapped his fingers in disappointment.  "Next time, try to run over his head.  Better yet, his puff."

"Not…the puff…Sessho." said Sessho-Maru as he squirmed around.

"Let's go and maybe no one will notice." Said Inu-Yasha as he started the car up just for Kagome.

"NO!!  Sessho." Sessho-Maru cried as she reached her arm out.  (Oops…Sessho-Maru is a guy…sometimes it's hard to tell.)  "Don't leave me here!  Sessho."

He was a little late though because the car had already screeched with tire marks away.

"You know what?" said Inu-Yasha out of nowhere.  "Skipping entire states at a time may annoy some people but it doesn't annoy me.  There is NOTHING to do in Tennessee and you know it!!  You were just trying to distract us with 'fun' things about Tennessee!"

"What makes you think THAT?!" Kagome demanded.

"Well, first you tell these stupid jokes to try and lighten the mood but they only FRUSTRATE me!!" said Inu-Yasha.  "THEN you run over Sessho-Maru to try and humor me and that DID work until I realized that Sessho-Maru was there and then I wanted to leave before I died of overexposure of his harmful fumes."

"I think you're overreacting." Said Sango.

"YAY!!" said Shippo cause he has said anything in quite a while.

"What do you know!!" said Kagome as she passed by the Tennessee/ Kentucky state line.  "NO MORE TENNESSEE!!  I guess we were just having WAY too much fun to even notice that we weren't in Tennessee anymore!"

"YAY!!" cheered Shippo.