Hunter X Hunter Truth or Dare Episode 25
A/N: Ahem, Hello~!
If you're curious, I had a brain surgery together with my heart haha, don't be worried, I'm fine now.
But you don't care anyway, so here's a new chapter!
Oh, and I'll take the other note down soon It'sGonnaBeThereForAMonthDon'tCountOnIt
AND GUYS HOLY FU- I forgot some dares, let me edit that later T-T
"Konbanwa!" Saori winked at the camera "We'll have a quick show!"
"Un! First batch comes from Passerby! Shalnark-san!" Sasuki patted his shoulder "Would you date my sis?"
"H-Huh?" he looked confused
"The sender asked if you would date Saori" the elder sister repeated
"Oh… If I'm allowed? I…uh… I don't think so" Shalnark shrugged and muttered a small apology to Saori, who in returned laughed and said it was fine
"Ne sis, why do you have a crush on Feitan?" Saori smirked
"…It's because he likes blood, gore, torture and other devices I have interest on, yet, I have no interest in having a romantic relationship" Sasuki crossed her arms
"Same here, I never liked you anyway" Feitan glared at her, who in return stared back
"We're on the same boat, let's try and stay original" the older sister snickered "The love/hate relationship is with Kurapika and your Danchou while the fluffy one is with those two shotas~!"
"Are you saying we're going to sudde-"
"No. As I said before, I hate romance; besides Yaoi…" she snickered and blushed as she remembered a manga called 'Elektel Delusion' making everyone sweat-drop
A heated glaring competition started- well, Feitan was the only one glaring while Sasuki stared and Saori simply went in between them and pushed their faces apart "Riiight, Kurapika! What's your weirdest/worst dare so far?"
"…Most of it; I can't possibly pick one" Kurapika sighed as he, too, tried to calm the atmosphere "But I guess the weirdest one is where I had to eat a banana…and wear heels, but then again…" the blonde thought for bit and shrugged
"Right, next batch comes from Sweet Candy180!" Saori sweat-dropped at the temperature dropped more "K-Killua, try and kiss Gon!"
"Anything to calm him down, the atmosphere here is almost suffocating with his aura" Killua shook his head and leaned in towards Gon
His face was almost touching Gon's cheek when suddenly he felt silky hair on his lips, and in front of him was…
Illumi who leaned in, and he was the one he kissed. Killua immediately pulled away and wiped his lips
"What the hell?!" Killua yelled in anger
"It was a dare; not my fault" Illumi replied casually like it was nothing
"Sis, do the next dare" Saori held her shoulder, who in return nodded
"Haa, Sorry!" Sasuki broke the staring contest and turned to the blonde kurutanian "Kurapika! Please do this?" she showed him an index card
"Why..?" Kurapika whined and then stood up.
Going to the middle of the stage, he flipped his hair fabulously, there were sparkles shining and… "Oh please; I'm too fab for you~!"
"Can't touch this…" Kuroro then hugged him from behind and dragged him towards the couches
"Dum, dum, dum*-… Leorio say a dad joke" Saori pointed at him (It's also a song named 'Can't touch this' by someone I don't know)
"Uhm…Hey home! I'm dad!" Leorio saluted jokingly, everyone thought snickered at the bad joke, nevertheless it was sorta funny
"Gon! Hands up!" Sasuki had a ray gun in her hands and shot it directly in the middle of his chest.
As usual, the puff of smoke appeared and when I disappeared it was replaced by a female version. An index flew on her face, taking it off her face she read it and she nodded, getting up, she darted for the dressing room.
"Right, Killua…take your shirt off, t-t-take your shirt off!*" Saori smirked as she grabbed some tissue (It's a song called 'take your shirt off' by the Millionaires)
Killua muffled a small curse as he stood up and went in the middle of stage, since his shirt had a zipper, so it shouldn't have a hard time taking it off.
Slowly zipping the zipper down, skin showed inch by inch and the shirt slowly the clothing fell off his shoulders. He let the shirt drop to the floor, all the while smirking in doing so. (Oh god, that was a bad description) Crossing his arms, he sighed and turned to the sisters
"Can I put my shirt back on?" Killua asked, picking up his shirt form the floor
"Yeah, Hisoka…do the same thing~!" Sasuki smirked as the said jester went on the middle of the stage and…he was magically standing on tiles.
And so… (Oh god this is gonna turn out horrible) Hisoka then took the over-shirt off and then suddenly a shower appeared. The water then made his hair slowly go down until it was flat down. The Jester shrugged it off and then when he slowly took off his undershirt, each muscle shown slowly and when it was fully off, Hisoka combed his hair slowly and smirked at the crowd. The shower water was mak-… let's stop there.
"Damnnnn!" Saori squealed "Put your shirt back on and here's a towel!"
"Thank you~"
"You're welcome!" Saori kept squealing and wiped her nose "Kuroro, slick your hair back!"
"…okay?" and so he got gel out of his pocket and slicked his hair back and took off the roll of his forehead "Done"
"So quick!" Kurapika sweat dropped
"Anyways…Killua, go bite Gon's neck, Gon don't even resist" Sasuki smiled at him,
And so, Killua stood up tilted Gon's head and bite him hard on the neck
"Ah- Ow…"
"Ah- Gomen!" the silveret's eyes widened a bit and rubbed the red mark on his neck, but you could clearly see the blush on both of their cheeks
"U-Un, its fine"
"…" Cue sweat-drop and deafening silence…
"Neh… she dares you all to have a vine/Instagram/Tumblr account!" Sasuki sweat-dropped
"No, I don't find any purpose for it" Kurapika crossed his arms and looked away
"What's the use?" Killua asked
"Why not~?" Hisoka smiled and made a mental note to make one later
"Sounds fun!" Gon beamed while Killua face palmed
"I already have one…" Leorio shrugged and everyone just stared at him
"Can we move on to the truths now?" Saori asked them, and they all nodded "Right, Gon…she says you're such a D"
"What's a 'D'?" he asked with a confused face
"We dunno" The sisters looked at each other and then shrugged "Illumi, if you were working with a witch; who was an idol, model, athlete, famous hunter, wrestler, ninja, female samurai or doctor, would she be a good wife?"
"If she won't be annoying and stay silent…yes she will" Illumi nodded "And if she's not out to kill me also"
"Wow, Killua, she says you have a perverted mind" Sasuki stifled her laughter
"No I don't!" Killua yelled while shaking his head furiously "Okay, maybe a bit…"
"So you do admit it!" the raven-haired girl snickered while the silveret sighed
"…Uh huh, sis why do you hate everything except Yaoi and Boys love?" Saori asked her with a slight blush
"Who said I hated everything? Wh- oh yeah, my profile…" Sasuki pondered a bit "Because Yaoi is beautiful and I rather stay cooped up in my room rather than go outside and get backstabbed by people that you meet"
"…Uhuh?" Saori cocked an eye brow and brushed it off "Okay this is for me; What would I do if...Pouf was painting rainbows on Pitou's nails…" Saori laughed "I'd want to join in the manicure!
"You're nuts, anyway, next batch comes from MaryjayFox! Everyone get off the stage, exception of Gon and Killua!" Sasuki smirked as everyone went out
Mist surrounded the stage and there…they were now in Disneyland! There were crowds of people going about the rides and entertainment areas in the said place, mascots going everywhere and other fun stuff being shown. Amongst the crowd, a certain silveret was panicking because he had just lost Gon in the huge crowd.
"Where is he?" he muttered to himself as he kept looking around
Suddenly a hand grabbed his sleeve and pulled him out of the crowd, and it was…
A girl with pigtails and large brown eyes and she looked very cute if I may say. She also wore a dark grey tank-top with a green skirt to compliment it, and black strapped sandals. She looked familiar, but Killua couldn't figure out what.
"Let go off me, I have to go" The ex-assassin tugged on his sleeve but the said girl was persistent
"Ne, ne? Just leave whoever you're with and come with me~" said girl clinged on his arm
"Tch, leave me alone!" Killua tugged on his sleeve once more, successfully taking it out of her grasp "I'm with someone already, I don't care what you say; leave me alone"
"D-Demo (B-But)…" the girl pouted as 'she' followed him around the place until they reached the Ferris wheel
"I told you too leave me alone!" Killua yelled at the girl, making her flinch and then he turned around "Dammit, where is he?!"
"Killua!" the girl yelled as she took his hand "Stop running around! It's hard to keep up, especially if you're using a bit of God's Speed!"
"How the heck do you know about that?!" the silveret then turned back to her and snapped his fingers, a spark of electricity sparking
"Why can't you tell it's me..?" the girl then took off the twin tails and ruffled his hair a bit making it go up, taking off some of the light make-up that she was wearing, 'she' then stared at him straight in the eye
"Wait- Gon?!" Killua yelled "Why- what?!"
"It's a dare… you didn't notice?" Gon asked with a sigh
"Bu- wh.…never mind, dispel the illusion now, it's eventually mind-freaking me" Killua sighed as the mist surrounded them once more
"Really..?" Sasuki crossed her arms as everyone went back on stage "Fine, Hisoka hands up"
"Hmm?" said jester looked at her then…
BZZT!
A ray of light lit the stage brightly for a mere second until it hit Hisoka dead on the chest. A puff of smoke dispersed once a fan blew it off and there lay…
A small baby tangled in white sheets, a few strands of red hair growing at the tip.
"AHHHH! HE-HE LOOKS…." Saori waved her hands infront of her "OH GODS IT'S…IT'S SO CUTE!"
"Sis, calm down" the elder sister sighed and grabbed the baby from the ground, went over to Machi and eventually forced it into her hands "Take of him until I say so"
"Wha?! Why me?!" Machi yelled in annoyance when she looked at the bundle in her arms
"BECAUSE IT'S YOU!" Saori yelled "Be lucky…aahn, I needed that squeal; Anyway, Illumi take Gon into a café and…talk about this" she held out another index card and the said assassin nodded and grabbed the young boy's hand- who changed back into his cloths- into a café nearby.
"Are the camera's following them?" Kurapika asked the sisters- who in return nodded
"Not only the camera but also Killua" Saori coughed as she tried to calm down
"Go figure" Kuroro shrugged
In the said café, Illumi and Gon were sitting rather awkwardly on the farthest seat of the place. A mug placed in front of them, containing different hot liquid and they were staring
"So…" the long-haired assassin took out the index card for a brief moment and then kept it "why do you think you deserve Kil'?"
"Hm? I don't 'deserve' him, I just think we're great friends"
"Is that so? Then why do you always stick with him then?"
"I just said it…" Gon mumbled "Besides, we don't mind each other's' company…its fun being with him anyway"
"…I see" Illumi nodded and then turned to a hidden camera "Can we go now?"
"Can we go now?" Illumi asked through the camera and leaned on his hand while Gon was confused
"Yeah, you can go now" Saori snickered as she spoke through the camera "Oh, and don't forget Killua"
After a few minutes the trio came back with a slight heavy atmosphere for some unknown reason.
"Almost done, next batch comes from PrimesoneClemintine! Kuroro-chin!" Sasuki pointed at his legs "Take of your pants!"
Cue silence
"Excuse me, what?" Kuroro looked at her with wide-eyes
"OH sorry, take off your shirt!" Sasuki laughed nervously as everyone sighed and the said man shook his head, shrugged and went to the middle of the stage
(WHAT'S WITH THE STRIPPING, PLS IT'S GONNA SUCK)
Un-buttoning the outer black jacket, he drops it on the floor and ruffled his hair once more. Untying the tie around his neck, he let it hang around his shoulders loosely, he then un-buttoned each button that came within grasp. Finishing the last button, he turns around, half facing the audience and his shirt was halfway through his arms.
Insert some fan-girls and sparkles here, and a certain blonde who was blushing in his hand furiously.
"Can I…put my shirt back on?"
"Go ahead, hug your precious blonde too if you want" Saori winked at both of them and nodded "Right, let's skip this for a minute…Mmm… Killua!"
"What do you want woman?" Said silveret asked when suddenly a frying pan and a raw egg was thrown to him "Wha?!" and he grabbed it :D
"What am I gonna do with this?!" Killua asked her
"There's a stove, cook it now" Sasuki pointed the stove that magically appeared at the rightmost corner of the stage.
The silveret sighed and placed the pan on the stove, cracking the egg, he waited patiently for a while. After a few second, he looked at it- it was half cooked and he smirked. Grabbing the pan he threw the half-cooked egg too…
Leorio who wasn't expecting it at all~
When the said food came together with his face- and the pan, he froze for a minute and then yelled in pain. The pan slowly slid off but the egg was still stuck on his face.
"ITEEEEEE!" Leorio then wiped the substance off his face with a handkerchief, turning to Killua he pointed "Why'd you do that?!"
"…Just wanted to" the silveret went into neko mode and smirked evilly at him
"Pfft, Kuroro?" Sasuki turned to the said man "You done putting your shirt on?"
"Yes, why are you asking?" Kuroro asked, standing up to smooth out any wrinkles
"Both you and Kurapika on stage now" the younger sister pointed
And so they went.
"Now wha-" Before Kuroro could finish
BANG!
A bullet passed through the air and shot through left side of someone's chest dead on. Time seemed to slow down as blood gushed out from the said person from the chest and spitted out some blood.
"Ah.." the raven-head stared with wide eyes in front of him
Everyone else on stage went wide-eyes because of what just happened. Heck even the audience stopped screaming and stopped doing what they were doing because of what happened…
"Kha…Augh…" a certain blonde fell down on the floor as blood gushed out from his body
"K-…Kurapika?" Kuroro asked out of the blue and slowly made his way towards the kuruta who was on the floor "No, why were you shot..?"
Kuroro kneeled next to the kuruta and picked him up slowly, cradling him in his arms.
"No…you can't die"
"S-Sorry…" Kurapika coughed up more blood as he apologized "For not dodging it…"
"No…no, no! You're not allowed to die!" Kuroro yelled as he hugged the blonde closer
"N-ne? I…I forgive you by- ack…the way" a pale bloody hand reached out and caressed his face, smudging some blood on his cheek just to wipe away tears flowing down.
Blood began to spread across the area they were on and on their clothing, Kurapika's breathing became more hallow until his chest stopped lifting, the blondes eyes closed slowly and stopped breathing all together, hand falling from Kuroro's cheek to the ground.
More tears flowed down the spider leader's cheeks as he felt the weight in his arms lighten up, he shivered as he then hugged the body of Kurapika tightly.
"Th-that's the first time I've seen Danchou cry like that…" Machi muttered, holding the baby closer
"…H-How did this happen..?" Gon kneeled on the floor as his eyes started to water "I-It's like Kite…but he's alive…"
"Gon…" Killua looked at his best friend and hugged him from the side, eyes watering a bit
"…Kurapika" Sasuki's eyes were shadowed as she approached the duo and stopped just a metre away from them "Everyone is affected…please, I know this may be an illusion…it just pains us"
"Is that so..?" a voice emitted from the so called 'dead' body of Kurapika
"H-Huh?" Kuroro stopped hugging him and looked at his face.
Sapphire eyes opened with life and a smile tucked across the blondes lips "I'm kidding, I wouldn't die easily…Kuroro-kun"
"Ah, what a relief…" the sider head smiled as they hugged each other and everyone else sighed in relief as waterworks started pouring across the stage.
"WHAAAA~!" Saori hugged her sister as she wailed "Th-That was so saaaaad!"
"Sis, it's over" Sasuki smiled "No one is dying here, not today, not tomorrow, not ever!"
"Yeah…" the redhead nodded
"Kurapika!" The two fourteen year olds, including Leorio ran towards them
"N-Ne! Don't scare us like that!" Gon yelled- albeit not loudly because of some tears flowing about
"It was a dare…I can't do anything about it"
"…Wait- I remember Sasuki saying it was an illusion" Killua snapped his head towards the said hostess "What about the blood?"
"Please…" the heterochromatic-eyed girl snapped her fingers and the wound, blood and the bullet that eventually passed through disappeared in the mist.
Kuapika smiled at his friend as they nodded and left him together with the spider head alone for a minute.
"…Don't die, I don't let you die…" Kuroro ensured that promise by sealing a kiss on his lips and when he pulled back "Ah…I just remembered, you forgive me for killing your…clan?"
"I just said that, didn't I?" Kurapika smiled at him brightly as they hugged and it was so fluffy the authoress almost died of typing
Anyway…
When everyone went back to their seat and all cleaned up from tears and such, the hostess nodded and continued the show.
"Okay, I know this is…whatever. Kurapika feed Kuroro the sushi you made in the hunter exam! Kuroro don't refuse!" Saori pointed at him with slight teary eyes
"…But it's horrible…" Kurapika muttered
"I'll eat it; what could possibly be wrong with it?"
When a plate was presented to him, there was a small cooked fish wrapped with rice in the middle part, some sauce on the side and chopsticks.
Cue silence.
"Ahaha, what's wrong with it?" Kuroro asked as he dipped the sushi and ate it "It's actually sushi…didn't you know?"
"It's…it really exists?" Kurapika looked at him with confused eyes
"Yes, somewhere in Japan, they actually sell these to the costumer, its good" Kuroro nodded and the plate disappeared
"Woah…" Leorio looked at Kurapika in awe "Seriously?" he then turned to the sisters who were eating the same kind of sushi
"Mhmm!" Sasuki then kept the sushi away and coughed on some rice "What's the last dare?"
"Right, Feitan come here" Saori motioned him to come closer and he did, a box of Pockys' were suddenly given to him "Do that game with my sister now"
"Why would I?" Feitan glared at her
"Because it's a dare, you can't do shit bro" Saori pushed him towards her sister- who in returned stumbled a bit
"So?" Sasuki crossed her arms, "Why are you holding pocky?"
"A dare" the torturer then ripped open the box and took a stick out, going towards the elder sister, he placed the pocky stick in her mouth, tugging down his long collar, he bit into the other end
Sasuki- loving this game- bit the other end of the stick a bit, waiting his turn, he also bit. They kept biting until there were at least 5 centimetres away from each other's faces. The shorter of the two then took her chances and bit onto the rest, leaving just a very, microscopic space between them. You can say It was a light peck on the mouth, but eh.
"There wasn't any winners," Sasuki pouted "No one pulled back"
"Why'd you suddenly do that?" Feitan asked, thinking the peck was an actual…kiss
"Do what? I just bit the pocky…"
"B-…whatever"
"Tsundere, defiantly a Tsundere" the hostess nodded at the same time
"Almost last dare is by xXAnime-MisstressXx! Gon and Killua, please sing Lucky!" Saori smiled at the both of them
They then went to the middle of the stage and a short couch appeared, together with a guitar resting on it. They took their places, Killua grabbing the guitar, they started
Lucky
-Jason Mraz Ft. Colbie Caillat
Killua "Do you hear me, I'm talking to you
Across the water across the deep blue ocean
Under the open sky, oh my, baby I'm trying"
Gon "Boy, I hear you in my dreams
I feel your whisper across the sea
I keep you with me in my heart
You make it easier when life gets hard"
Both "Lucky I'm in love with my best friend
Lucky to have been where I have been
Lucky to be coming home again
Ooohh ooooh oooh oooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
They don't know how long it takes (How long it takes)
Waiting for a love like this
Every time we say goodbye
I wish we had one more kiss
I'll wait for you, I promise you, I will
Lucky I'm in love with my best friend
Lucky to have been where I have been
Lucky to be coming home again
Lucky we're in love in every way
Lucky to have stayed where we have stayed
Lucky to be coming home someday
Killua "And so I'm sailing through the sea
To an island where we'll meet
You'll hear the music fill the air
I'll put a flower in your hair"
Gon "Though the breezes through the trees
Move so pretty you're all I see
As the world keeps spinning round
You hold me right here right now"
Both "Lucky I'm in love with my best friend
Lucky to have been where I have been
Lucky to be coming home again
I'm lucky we're in love in every way
Lucky to have stayed where we have stayed
Lucky to be coming home someday
Ooohh ooooh oooh oooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Ooooh ooooh oooh oooh ooh ooh ooh ooh"
End~!
"That- that should be your theme song you know?" Saori hugged them from behind, because you're best friends that fell in love~!"
"Haaa…" Sasuki shook her head "Last dare for tonight is from Kei-kei Yuki! Gon, hands up~!"
"Huh?" When Gon looked at her-
BZZT!
He's been hit with a ray-gun.
The puff of smoke disappeared and it was the female version of Gon again.
"What's the dare? Ne, ne?" Gon got up from his fallen position and asked the older sister
"Go on a date with Killua while you're in that state" she said mentioning them to go out the door
"Okay! Killua!" the young boy- erm. girl ran up to her best-friend and held both of his hands "Let's go on a date!"
"Huh?" the silveret looked at her with wide-eyes before flushing into a shade of red
"Let's. Go. On. A. Date~!" she said once more, now pulling him out the door
"A-Ah, okay!"
When they went out of the building, the sisters ended the show...but it doesn't stop there yet.
In the park hill somewhere...
A certain raven-head and silveret were holding hands across a green patch of grass and they were each holding either a crepe or an ice-cream. By-standers found the couple rather adorable for their own good, some were envious of the couple because- you know, they liked either one of them.
"Ne, Killua?" Gon asked him, munching on his- her crepe
"Hm?"
"Let's go there! The sun's going down..." she pointed at a bench on a high hill
Nodding to each other, they let go, finish their goodies and raced to the said bench. When they both reached their destination, they were tied and sat down the bench rather tiredly, wiping their foreheads and cheeks, they leaned on each other to watch the sunset.
"Ne..."
"You keep on saying 'ne', can you say something else?" Killua looked at her by the corner of his eye
"Nope," Gon snickered "We'll be friends forever- or as long we're alive right?"
"Of course- why'd you think we won't be?"
"Nah, just thought that you might forget about me when we part..."
"Of course I won't...I'll never"
"Mhmm, keep it a promise"
They then leaned on both of their shoulders and faced each other, they leaned a bit more making their foreheads touch as the sun gives off an orange kind off color over the sky...
By-standers squealed at their cute moment as certain sisters brought cameras and waved
"Bye-bi~ Thanks for watching!"
