Disclaimer: I so totally own all of this.
SM- You own what?
Uhhh, my spiffy new kitty?
SM- Good puppy, here's a treat!
Mike- Bold, Underline, Italics
History cause I said so.
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Bonjour, monsieur!
Allo. Francais? Pourquoi?
Uhhhh, say whaaa?
I said Hello. French? Why?
Oh. Cause I dunno.
Ah, oui madame.
I KNOW WHAT YOU SAID THAT TIME!
It would be a shame if you didn't.
A lame shame.
Lame shame?
A tame lame shame.
Uh, ok?
A tame lame shame with a name.
Oh, I see. You're rhyming.
I am? -rereads- CRIKEY!
You really didn't notice?
Meh be...
I worry about you.
And I worry about Bumble bre.
I think I'll have to take you to see a theripist.
A SHRINK?? NOOOOOOO!
You burst out with random comments.
I DO NOT JAMES!
..James? As in tracker James?
No, James as in James Fitzgibbon. You arn't paying attention, are you?
Not really.
Well, Cap'n Hook, you best be gettin to walkin the plank.
Captian Hook? What about Peter Pan?
What about him?
He supposedly stays a kid forever. I'm a teenager forever. See any similarities?
But... he has a hat...an ugly green one.
I supposed. There are only two people I know who'd wear that hat.
I've always fancied that hat.
And him saying that proves my point about the uglyocity.
Uglyocity?
Ya. Like a degree of uglyness.
I'D WEAR THAT HAT ANYDAY!
And there's my point abut the...uglyocity.
Oh ya. And, Blade?
Can you not come up with another nickname? ANY OTHER NICKNAME?
No. Now, what bout Tinkerbell?
I like her.
Ugg. You two are disgusting. You're giving me a headache.
Is that even possible?
Figure of speech, Bella.
AHEM?
What? Oh...
Took ya long enough.
Ok, "Jingle"...
Je suis un chat!
You're a cat?
...I thought that meant I like bagels...
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A/N: That last part cracked me up. I was thinking about french. So I made this, and my brother decided my new kitten would like to watch Pirates of the Carrabian, and I just like Cap'n Hook better that Cap'n Sparrow. And I've always hated that hat of Peters...I couldn't remember how to say why in french. I have no idea why. I think pourquoi is right...but i dunno. XD I'm an idiot sometimes.
