Chapter 29: Rampage.
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Shego entered the code on the keypad and opened the door as the two finally made it back to their rooms.
Kim yawned there was something to this whole nap thing Shego kept going on about. The two women trudged up the stairs to their bedroom. It was very spacious an airy feel to it. Shego had decided to leave the balcony doors open to let air circulate throughout the room while they were gone.
Shego stretched lightly and groaned her back was killing her. Perhaps it was all thought flights of stairs she had to climb.
Kim was larger than she was and very rarely complained of back pain. This wasn't fair.
She felt Kim kiss her right shoulder softly.
"What's wrong?" Kim asked.
"My back hurts," Shego pouted.
"Lay down," Kim ordered.
--
"That felt really good," Shego moaned into the pillows she was laying on.
The smaller woman made sure to go over Shego's favorite spots in depth before moving on to her lower back where she suspected most of the pain occurred when it wasn't her feet; or both at the same time.
She didn't have to ask about how she was doing. Shego was very animated when it came to what made her feel good. She felt Shego's breathing quicken and grinned.
"Tickle?" She couldn't help but ask. She knew Shego from head to toe seeing how at some time or another she'd kissed the supple skin she now massaged.
Shego nodded in response to her question. The older woman didn't have to worry about instructing Kim on which places to touch, like she had with the first two times Kim had given her massage.
Kim was glad she had decided to pin Shego's silky hair into a bun. It was a hard task. Her lovers hair had thickened a lot due to the added hormones. That left no room for Kim to feel left out though, her hair had also grown fuller and she was happy with it.
Shego basked in the glow of being pampered. Sure she'd just gotten a massage from specialist just hours ago, but there was something about the way she felt Kim's eager hands trail over the soft mounds of her back side that she loved more than any masseuse.
Kim made sure not to pay to much attention to Shego's behind as she massaged her upper legs. She found the task extremely difficult the longer she stayed so she finished the massage as fast as she could while still leaving Shego feeling satisfied. She didn't want the massage to turn naughty, she just wanted to take the time to appreciate Shego's feminine beauty.
Kim saddened. Over the last few months she failed to notice Shego as more than just her partner. She was a woman that had needs beyong those of sexual attraction and Kim felt that she'd forgotten that.
"Oh great," Kim thought. "Not only am I fat and ugly, I'm a bad partner too."
"What's wrong?" Shego asked.
Kim was brought out of her thoughts by the simple question for her lover.
"Nani? Kotonashi." Kim lied.
"Orimasu," Shego demanded.
Kim sighed, and did as she was told. Sliding off the other woman she waited until Shego managed to turn around and look at her.
"Nani fuka motte anata?" Shego asked.
"Why are we speaking in Japanese?" Kim asked.
"You started it," She said.
"I said there's nothing wrong."
"And you're lying." Shego stated.
"Prove it," Kim challenged.
"I can feel it," Shego said.
Kim was lost for a come back, she knew what Shego meant when she said she could feel it. It was something that happened when two women were around each other long enough. Their emotions became in sync.
"Can we just not talk about it?" Kim asked. She didn't want to ruin their time everything was going so well.
Shego raised her eye brow at the other woman but sighed. Kim would do it for her if she asked.
"On one condition." Shego said.
"Yeah?"
"You next," Shego said as she motioned for Kim to continue her massage.
--
"How is you're search for those missing convicts?" Dr. Director asked. "Find anything."
"Searches have come up empty."
"Sources tell me you've spoken to Sheldon." The older man smiled.
"That overgrown brat called you didn't he." Betty accused.
"Now now Betty," Her father said. "Be nice to your older brother."
"He's not my older brother," Betty growled.
"What do you think the Possible children will be like?" He asked out of no where.
"Devious," Betty answered honestly. "Devious little angels just like their mothers."
"You think Kim Possible is Devious?"
"Oh yes," Betty grinned. "You haven't seen her in action."
"I blame you for that."
"Blame?"
"You cover up everything for those two women. Why them?"
"One happens to be my best friend, and the other is just special." Betty said. "Shego's been there for me more times than I can count. Kim never fails to come running when I need her on a recon mission. It's nice having those two as allies. I can't do that if one of them is in Jail and the other is following strict GJ guild lines.
"You got all the answers,"
"Damn straight."
--Next Day--
"I really don't want to walk around this place like we did yesterday." Shego said rubbing Kim's bare thigh.
"Then we won't"
The two were lounging around in bed waiting for the morning to end so they could "possibly" get up and do something.
They'd received a note from the seniors say that this was a unexpected vacation and they should be as lazy as they please up until the next day when one of the two would get their surprises.
"Good."
The two stayed silent as they heard Kim stomach growl softly.
"We missed dinner last night,"
"I doubt they had a big one planned or else Drew would have stormed in and demanded we come down."
"That wouldn't have been very good." Kim said. Images of last night flashing from the depths of her subconscious.
"I would have fried his ass," Shego assured her.
"The last thing we need is another friend to walk in on us."
"Hey! You know Monique liked what she saw," Shego grinned. She remembered the look plastered on Monique's face when she'd walked in on the two in the throughs of passion.
"It was like she'd never seen two people going at it before," Kim said with a shrug of her shoulders.
"Well we were trying things a bit different that night." Shego reminded her red head imp.
"Oh come on," Kim growled playfully. "That was one of our tamer nights."
"Wild on her standards,"
"I doubt it, Bonnie can get pretty kinky,"
"I didn't need to know that," Shego wrinkled her nose.
"And Monique really isn't as innocent as you think,"
"Oh I know she isn't," Shego said nodding eagerly. "The whole fire gods wife thing is still stuck in my head."
"See what a good lap dance will do for you?" Kim asked playfully massaging one of the firm beasts within her reach.
"That girl is gifted," Shego's expression was dreamy. "She had me giddy for days."
"Speaking of giddy, We have a doctors appointment we need to reschedule."
"They couldn't have kidnapped us at a better time?" Shego groaned. "Calling those looney doctors is going to kill my morning."
"Then we'll call them tonight."
"The appointments tomorrow. Be a bit more responsible Pumpkin."
"I'm the one who remembered!" The young red head explained.
"Likely excuse," Shego said turning away from her to try and get a few more hours sleep.
--
"I'm worried about them too," Bonnie said as she felt Monique snuggle further into her arms. This was the woman of her dreams, the woman who chased her demons away and made everything better. She wanted to help her now in her time of need.
It was then she felt Monique stiffen, and in order to bring some type of comfort to the younger woman she began to rub her sides lightly.
She knew Monique had been crying when she was alone. After the second time Bonnie caught her weeping at the disappearance of her best friends the younger woman had started to lock herself in the attic and sulk. It took hours for Bonnie to coax her lover into coming out to talk to her.
Even Yori had offered to come over and try to help her but it seems Ron was even worse off and Poor Felix was the only one keeping up a strong front convincing enough for everyone.
It was Him who thought to contact the doctors about their friend assumed kidnapings. He felt somewhat responsible for not being able to help the girls. They'd knocked him out before he had the chance to notice someone that might be a threat was in the house.
Monique managed to hold up composure. She refused to cry in front of Bonnie again. She wouldn't be the weak one in the relationship. Even though Bonnie cried about almost anything that caused her stress, Monique decided to forget about that at the moment.
"I miss them too," was all she said before breaking down and weeping into Bonnie's pajama shirt. "I just wish they'd send us a sign that they are okay."
Bonnie could barely understand what Monique had said because the girl was blabbing into her shirt.
"I'm sure they would if they could," Bonnie kissed her on top of her head. "Those two aren't going to let anything happen to each other. We've seen evidence of that."
Monique nodded in remembrance, that warmonger bitch didn't have nothin' on her girls together! It was to much for Shego to take seeing her Kimmie being knocked around like a pinball by some overgrown alien.
"I just want to know they're safe,"
--
"Afternoon Dr.T!" Kim and Shego where on speaker phone. They'd managed to convince Senior Jr. to let them make one phone call.
"I hear you two are in a quite a predicament." Dr. Tasich said.
"Not really," Kim said. "We're not allowed to leave where we are but..."
"We really don't want to..."
"So no argument."
"You should give your friends a call. The poor Monique girl is worried sick."
It was then that the two suddenly felt guilty. Here they were enjoying a forced vacation and they hadn't even considered the anguish their family and friends were going through.
"They'll be okay," Shego said covering up her guilt. "We'll be home in two days time anyway."
"Well Zach wants to give a holler,"
"Put the monster on the line." Kim said before Shego could. That made Doctor Tasich laugh.
"I knew I felt the essence of evil radiating from the phone," Dr. Zephyrus said as she got on the phone.
"Now do you see why I treat her the way I do," Shego asked Kim.
The redhead shook her head sullenly.
"You two need to learn how to get along." She remarked.
"We get on well enough," Dr. Zephyrus said. "How are the babies?"
"As lazy as ever so I'm not quiet sure what's going on in there," Shego said honestly.
"Everything's still the same on this end." Kim said. "I had one of those strange cravings last night."
"What was it?" The doctor asked curiously.
"Carpet," She answered. "But I knew it couldn't be as good as it looked. So I was able to deny that one."
"Good thinking." Dr. Zephyrus paused as if expecting more. "Orrick what about you?"
"I don't have them to bad except for Peanut butter." Shego sighed. "I'll eat whatever Kim does it seems to be satisfying any craving I might have."
"The day after you two manage to come home I want to see you."
"No problem." Shego said. "I wanna see what's going on inside of Kimmie's stomach."
"You make that sound so flattering," Kim grinned.
"I'm just talented like that."
--
"So what's the whole deal with this anyway?" Shego said looking at her counterpart suspiciously.
"We need hair cuts," Kim informed her. " there has to be someone down in the spa whose qualified."
"You get a cut," Shego said. "I'll get my ends clipped."
Kim took a quick look at Shego's hair that had grown significantly. It was now just touching the older womans knees.
"Are you planning on donating all that?" Kim asked curiously.
"Yeah," Shego said happily. "At least a good 20 inches."
"That'll leave your hair at mid back."
"By the time I get it cut it won't" Shego reminded her.
"You know Locks of Love, loves you right?" The red head asked.
"They'd better. I donate ten inches every year." Shego said proudly. "You should too. Someone could use that hair you don't want it."
"I think I will," Kim considered. "Ten inches won't do much damage."
"Your so concerned about your looks!" Shego teased. "I thought you were better than that Kimmie."
"I am!" Kim pouted. "I'm not narcissistic."
"I didn't say you were," Shego then grinned. "But now that you mention it."
"Oy!" Kim growled in frustration.
"Just admit it!" Shego said frustrating her lover further. "Admit that you care more about what you look like then you put on."
"I do not!" Kim said offended.
"Sure you don't," Shego said to be a prat.
But Kim wasn't seeing it. She was genuinely insulted, perhaps because it was true. Lately she had been thinking more and more about what she looked like, and it was depressing her. While other people told her she was beautiful, she felt ugly.
"Pumpkin?" Shego called softly with concern in her eyes. "I didn't mean any harm."
"I know," Kim said more gruffly than she intended to.
Shego wanted to push Kim into telling her what was wrong with her. For the older woman it seemed as if she was constantly doing something wrong, and this was not what she needed. What she needed was a day in bed to enjoy this "forced vacation" while she could.
"Maybe we need to do something separately." Shego said.
"What?" Kim asked surprised. "Why?"
"Because you keep doing this and I refuse to stand here and be made the bad guy!" Shego folded her arms over her chest and faced away from the younger girl.
"Fine then!" Kim growled. "Leave me then. Go find something that won't ruin your day!"
"I will!" Shego assured her. "Because the woman that makes my day wonderful is on a rampage."
"Rampage?" Kim asked skeptically.
"Yes!" Shego insisted. "This isn't the first time you've done this to me, and they all happen suddenly. It's something that has just been coming on gradually."
"You think I'm doing this on purpose?"
"No. I think you need some time alone, because honestly you're driving me up the wall." Shego said.
"How am I driving you up the wall exactly." Kim asked forcefully. How dare Shego try to pin all this on her?
"Yesterday on the stairs, last night during the massage, and right now you keep blocking me out like I'm not even here, and then when you do start talking to me again it's like you're on auto pilot or something." Shego said.
The older woman had to stop her ranting when her baby gave a very strong kick to her ribs. She guessed the baby didn't like them arguing, or maybe it was cluing her in that she was being to hard on the girl.
Kim couldn't believe her ears...is this how Shego felt? That she was just a burden, so much that she'd have to leave her occasionally to get some peace?
"Okay," Kim finished as she tried to hold back the tears that threatened to fall. There was no way she'd cry in front of Shego.
"I apologize Kim," Shego said suddenly ashamed. She could've just chalked this up to hormones but it didn't feel like that's what it was.
Kim stared at her long and hard. Shego had never out right said those two words when it wasn't her fault, "I'm sorry" were words she used just to get people off her back. It was more of a mocking apology, and here Kim was getting an actual apology she didn't deserve. This was the second time in several months that Shego had broken her unwritten rules on apologies for her.
"Don't be," the younger woman said. "Come on, lets go sunbathe for a while."
--
"Afternoon Ladies," Mrs. Possibles voice floated by the two who were deeply into a book they were reading.
The two women whirled around to find the older red head there watching her along with Yori and Mrs. Orrick.
"Do you two always read to each other?" Yori asked curiously.
"It's more for the babies then anything else," Kim answered. "What are you all doing here?"
"Yeah, This is not exactly the time for them to be pulling surprises out of their ass." Shego said.
"They've been pulling surprises since you two got napped." Mrs. Orrick's said. "I had to use the tracking device on Wego's uniform just to find the island, and then I received an invite."
"They snatched the twins?" Kim asked.
"Both pair," Mrs Possible said. "And then they snatched us."
"I'm pretty sure the men are on a different side of the island." Yori said. "I can sense Ron, he's close."
"Wait if they got you then where is Monnie?" Shego asked, a little scared. The dark haired woman would be sure to hit one of them, and she knew it wouldn't be Kim.
"Bonnie dragged her off to the spa. Insisting she needed a relaxing massage and a facial." Mrs. Orrick said. "I'll have to admit you two have some very interesting friends."
"You've yet to meet mine," Shego said idly. "The half I bought to the relationship I mean."
"Hey I bought the wizards (you'll see), a monkey Kung Fu fighter(Ron), a talking naked mole rat, a ninja from an elite school(Yori), the woman with the baddest clothing designs into world(Monique), a mechanical genius (Felix) and a kick ass architect(Bonnie)." Kim grinned.
"Don't even start," Shego warned Kim. "I could say two names and blow those away."
"Lets see you try," Kim pouted.
"Betty and Drew," Shego said confidently.
"Drew could fight his way out of a paper bag," Mrs. Possible laughed.
"Sure he could, but he'd rather think up some very elaborate schemes to get out of something so simple." Shego said. "I'm tired of people under estimating my megalomaniac."
"and Betty?" Yori asked. She knew little of the woman only meeting her on a few occasions when Kim or Shego couldn't go in for the mission or needed back up. She always thought it was nice that the woman contacted her personally instead of sending one of her drones.
"That womans got more connections than the ten freeway."
"Holy shit," Mrs. Orrick murmured. "I knew she had it good but not that good."
"I've got it damn good," she said catching everyones attention. "So good I ended up here."
"I knew that chip would come back to bite me in the ass." Shego muttered, talking about the tracking device sown into her pajama's.
"Actually I didn't use the chip." Betty said. "I was invited."
"Invited?" Mrs. Possible.
"I got tranqilized." Betty deadpanned. " it was great sleep though."
"I bet," Shego grumbled. "But doing all this talking is boring."
"You want fun and excitement?" Betty asked curiously. "because I saw two ladies more than eager to see you."
"Now that you mention it boring does seem quite fun."
--
"Did they bring the "supplies"' Senior Sr. asked.
The large group of villains were having a conference. Set up in a small room.
"They did," Gemini said.
--
Hmm... What the hell is goin on!
