Chapter 29

"Oh my God, you made it!" Donna turned around in her dressing room. She had the dress, which I gave her when I saw her at work, on, looking like it was made for her.

"I wouldn't miss it," I stepped over.

"Does this look fine? D'you think it'll all go well? What am I talking about? You know how it goes. Does it go well?"

"Yes, Donna."

"Ok, that's good," she sighed. "What've you been up to, anyway?"

"Oh, nothing much. Some traveling with the Doctor. Got a muse named after me in ancient Greece. Turns out they think I'm bloody hilarious." Beat that, Thalia, I said in my head to a Time Lady who wasn't even alive anymore. Plus, I had the name before her.

"TARDIS blue bridesmaid's dresses. Nice choice," a familiar voice called from the entrance.

We both turned to look, recognizing the voice, but not knowing if it could really be who we thought it was. But there Ella stood in a slim lime dress.

"Wha...? My daughter is crashing my wedding?" her jaw dropped as Ella walked over to us.

"Not only her," Jenny walked in wearing a dress of the same style, but in light blue.

"Don't tell me Spaceman..."

Jenny smirked and pulled out a sonic screwdriver. Ten's. She pointed it at the three of us.

We were in the TARDIS. The one I shared with Twelve. "Don't tell me he's coming also..."

Ella told her, "Well, maybe. Josh is with Dad, and there are a few more shockers here."

"You stayed here?" I asked.

"Yeah, ended up in the same room as the twelfth Doctor."

"Does he still say the names of all his lovers in his sleep?"

She giggled. "Like Grace and Rose!"

"And Romana and Adric!" Donna added.

"And Master, Brigadier, and Jamie!" we all laughed as I brought up the three others.

Ten and Twelve walked in. "Hello...?"

We continued to chortle at them. "This is worse than Sarah Jane and Rose meeting, innit?" Twelve muttered.

"Oh, yeah..."

"Hello, Doctor," I calmed down a bit.

"Yeah, Spaceman," Donna turned serious. "Abducting me from my wedding again?"

"This time, it's important," he grinned.

Twelve continued, "Yeah, there's a person who wants to see you. But first of all, Thalia?"

"Hm?" I tilted my head.

"I'm sorry," he looked down. "Jack was accidentally sent three thousand years into the past by another Time Agent."

I tried not to say anything, to see if he'd give me any good news.

"He couldn't get out, no matter how hard he tried. I know because he found me a few days ago."

My jaw dropped. "Where is he now?"

Suddenly, he brought his head up. He and Ten looked at each other, smirking. "Well..."

"Hey," I heard from a hallway.

Immediately, I turned my head. There he was: same face, same body, only formally dressed. "Jack!" I ran to him. He picked me up. "What happened? Are you alright?"

"Of course I am. Forget me, what about you?"

"No! I was out with the Doctor having a good time; you were stuck in the past! Tell me what happened or I'm leaving!"

He looked at Ella, as if she had something to do with it. "They accidentally sent me back three thousand years. The wrist strap somehow got left behind. She tried to go back," he pointed at her. "But she was told not to risk it. The Doctor never came. I waited, Thalia. I waited three thousand years for you."

"I know you did," I combed his hair with my finger.

"Anyway Donna, your daughter gave us this idea," Ten stepped over to her. He pointed to the door that Jack came from.

We stepped back when we saw someone coming out. Who else but Geoff Noble? "Dad...?" Donna looked at Ten. "Is...?" He nodded and she turned to Ella. "You thought of this?"

"Didn't really do much for you. Sort of had to."

She slowly looked back at her father and walked over to him. He grabbed her in his arms. "You look lovely."

"Wait till Mum sees this..."

"We'll get to the church when the other two are ready," Twelve told her.

She let go. "What other two? How many of you are coming?"

Eleven and River came out. "We're ready!" he smiled.

"Great," I said under my breath. "The dancing giraffe and his wife."

He quickly walked over to the door. "I'll have another go at Crazy Little Thing Called Love!"

"What happened with that last time?" Jack whispered to me.

"Let's just say awkward arm-flailing Time Lords shouldn't dance to Queen... Or anything else."

He opened the TARDIS door and danced out, singing to himself. "How am I married to him...?" River muttered.


Ten stood up to make a toast. Somehow, Donna didn't drag him down and punch him. I looked down the table to see her go slightly red.

"He's definitely drunk," I shook my head.

Twelve agreed, "Yeah; never drank that much before..."

"Yeah, you have. Remember when you thought Adric was Tegan and Nyssa's child and proposed to him?"

He gave me a look as Ella bit her finger, trying not to think of him as the Doctor's lover.

"First of all, I would like to congratulate this brilliant couple. Beautiful wedding, who agrees?"

Everyone applauded. "Maybe he won't be so bad," Josh shrugged.

"I was only at one of Donna's weddings, and that was the wedding that wasn't. I'm the man who brought her back, that Doctor."

"Dad!" Jenny whispered through her teeth and tugged at his jacket.

I looked at Josh as he covered his eyes with his right hand. "Forget I ever said that."

"Now, Lee, here's a warning for you: don't get Donna agitated and don't try to outsmart her. It won't work. But she'll probably forgive you. I've brought out the worst of her more times than I can count, but look! We're still best friends!"

He looked our way. I mouthed, "Shut up!"

But, as usual, he didn't listen. "How many of you would believe me if I took her away in a police box?"

No one said anything. No hands were raised.

"Ah, come on. Don't believe me?"

Finally, someone raised their arm: Wilf.

"Thank you, Wilf! Now, let me prove to you all that I did take her!" he walked over to me. Jenny attempted to grab him, but didn't. "Do it," he whispered.

I waited about a minute. He said it once more. I raised my right hand and snapped my fingers. The TARDIS materialized before us.

He walked over and opened the doors. "See? No illusion, no magic, just a police box!"

He went in, shutting the doors behind him. It started to go, but I brought out my sonic screwdriver. It came back. He stormed out, frustrated.

"Damn you, Time Lords!"

"So now he forgets you two are the last Time Lords left?" Jack whispered.


Eleven got his second chance at dancing when the song came on. He grabbed River's arm and dragged her to the center of the dance floor, which several people were already on. "Doctor! No!"

"Yes!" he started moving her himself.

Ella, Twelve, Josh, Jack, and I started laughing at him somewhat improving and her terrified face. He began singing along.

Twelve looked up at the ceiling. "Freddie Mercury. Good fellow. He'll basically relieve you of anyone you travel with."

Jack sighed. "I hate competition."

"You know Freddie Mercury?" Ella sounded a bit shocked.

"Of course we do," I looked over at her.

"How'd you think he got the idea for Bohemian Rhapsody?" he looked back down at her. "Now you can say you know the inspiration for one of the biggest songs in rock history."

The song soon ended. Eleven grabbed River's hand and put it in the air. Everyone applauded, most laughing.

"Brilliant, me!" Ten shouted and ran over to him.

I put my elbow on the table and hand in my palm. "Doctor...!" I went over and pushed him away. "I apologize for my little brother."


A/N- Thanks to Phantom Time Lord for the follow and favorite! Almost done!