Bouncing Ferret

Sirius walked outside so he could enjoy the fresh air, the beautiful sunshine, and the frolicking squirrels. But the squirrels ran away the moment he appeared, which made Sirius sad.

"Who wants to donate underpants?" said a voice.

Draco Malfoy stood at the street corner holding a sign that said "Underpants For Draco Charity." A box stood next to him containing two pairs of underwear: a pink and frilly pair and a pair decorated in yellow ducks.

"Hey, you!" said Draco, catching sight of Sirius. "Would you like to donate some underpants?"

"Why would I want to do that?" Sirius asked.

A single tear trickled down Draco's cheek. "A bunch of Gryffindors stole all of my underpants as a joke and my father won't buy me any more." He clasped his hands in a begging position. "Please help me, sir. Please!"

But Sirius wasn't in a charitable mood that day. Instead he turned Draco into a ferret, simply because Draco made such a lovely little ferret.

"Step right up, ladies and gentlemen!" Sirius said an announcer's voice. "Come and see the world's most hilarious attraction! Draco Malfoy the bouncing ferret!"

A group of people crowded around and gawked at Draco as Sirius bounced him up and down like a basketball. "Daddy, I want a ferret!" said a little girl.

Sirius picked up Draco and put him in the little girl's arms. "There you are. Your very own pet ferret! His name is Draco."

"I'll love you forever, Draco!" The girl squeezed the ferret and skipped away.

Sirius grinned. "And so begins the adventures of Draco the amazing bouncing ferret, as he tries to escape the clutches of a possessive little girl." He pulled a pair of zebra print underpants out of his pocket, dropped them in Draco's donation box, and went home.