Akatsuki in their Free Time SpecialThe most awsomly awsomated randomness you will ever read!

"Tobi likes crack!"

"I like money…lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lo-"

"Enough, Kakuzu. I like Konan and bossing people around."

"I like purple, flowers and Pein."

"I like puppets…mainly ones that were once alive."

"Fucking creepo. I like swearing, blood, fighting and Janshin…anyone want to join Janshin? If you don't join Janshin I swear I'll frickin' kill you!"

"I like sake, surfing and pretending to be a shark, cause it scares the hell out of everyone…especially Sakura."

"…hn."

"Stupid Uchiha, just hearing your voice pisses me off, yeah. I like art,-" Kakuzu very nearly opened his mouth to stop Deidara from finishing his sentence, but kept his mouth shut when he saw that Pein was already glaring daggers at the two artists. However, the two about-to-argue fully grown men didn't seem to be taking any notice of their Leader, and so Deidara finished his sentence while Sasori prepared to correct him. "-and art is a bang, yeah!".

"No it's not. Art is something that stays the same while everything else changes as time goes by. Art is everlasting." Kakuzu sighed and hit his head with his palm, mumbling an "ouch" under his breath afterwards.

"Nooo, art is a fleeting moment that leaves an imprint in your mind. Art is a bang, yeah." Konan began to inspect her nails, knowing fully well where this was going.

"Everlasting." Hidan started praying to jashin.

"Bang!" Tobi was humming a tune and swinging in his chair.

"Everlasting." Itachi remained stoic.

"Bang!" Kisame sank in his seat and got ready to fall asleep.

"Everlasting." Zetsu watered a plant on the window sill.

"Art is a bang, yeah!" All members of the Akatsuki glanced at eachother…

"Art is everlasting!" and let out a growl of frustration.

"NO! ART. IS. A. BANG, YEAH!" Deidara was already on his feet. His hands were in his clay pouch munching away at the clay making enough bombs to produce an evil suicidal spider army.

"ART. IS. EVER. LASTING!" Sasori had his hands on his scroll of one hundred puppets and his chakra strings were winding themselves around Deidara's neck.

"Shut up, yeah!" Deidara threw a bomb.

"No, you shut up." Sasori summoned his puppets.

"No you shut up!" Another bomb was detonated.

"No you shut up.! A puppet charged at Deidara.

"No. You sh-" A bomb jumped onto a puppet's head and…

"For crying out loud! Shut up already will you?" BANG! Obviously, Kisame had heard enough. Annoyed that their battle had been interrupted, the two artists turned on the great blue shark.

Both: "YOU SHUT UP! (yeah!)"

"AHEM!" I hate to interrupt your wonderful argument, but could we please get on with this special session?" Deidara and Sasori turned to see their leader glaring at them with his all might. His eyes were as cold and cruel as ever, and his fists were clenching and unclenching, trying to calm down. Seeing Pein like this made all the men's weapons vanish with a quiet 'poof', but his signs of anger did not stop Deidara from speaking the truth.

"Leader-sama, no offense or anything, but this is circle time, yeah."

"I agree. If we are going to be forced to take part in such a childish lesson then I think it is fair for us to act like a child as well." Oo No. way. Did itachi just say that? Itachi? …. Les gasp! Itachi has been possessed! Surely!

*sigh* "It's not circle time. This is a special therapy session for you all."

"Therapy? Why the hell would we need therapy? I mean I know those freaks over there need help, but I sure as hell don't."

"Yes you do."

"HAH!"

"You all need help…lots of help. You need help because you're all crazy, scary, freaky, weird, insane, annoying idiotic idiots."

"…Ouch, un."

"Yeah, that f***in hurt man, seriously."

"But Kisame told Tobi that being weird is good!"

"It is good, Tobi. Weirdness is the cure to madness."

"Kisame, I do not understand your logic."

"ehe, no-one does. Now then, where's my sake?"

With that the Akatsuki's circle time- *glares* it is a therapy session.-alright alright, the Akatsuki's therapy session came to an end.