Bakerman was walking around the forest, until a unusual sight caught his attention. He flew over to the sight and saw the two almighty tallest rallying a group of Invaders to destroy the macaws once and for all.
Bakerman instantly knew he had to be there, but how was the question . there were at least 700 pigeons 10 kittens and 2 almighty tallest.
"Thank you everyone here today all you people of the Pigeon empire." The almighty tallest white said, "As you all know we are all here to start OPERATION IMPENDING DOOM 3!" White cheered along with the rest of the crowd.
"Excuse me. Pardon me, didn't mean to step on your tail" Bakerman pushed his way to the front of the crowd.
"We have selected the best Pigeons from across the globe to take part. These Invaders are top class and will be sent to different villages to either capture and destroy them and enslave their inhabitants or keep them under control." Black said
"First lets present , INVADER LIAM. " Black cheered, again with the rest of the crowd
A tall pigeon arose from the crowd for assignment.
"Well, well Liam it seems you have grown quite tall. Very impressive. " White said. "I was going to assign you to sector 17 home of the slaughtering rat people, but because of your increased height I'm assigning you to sector 25 home of the WORLDS COMFIEST SOFA"
Remember the pigeons don't judge based on age, race (there are only pigeons and doves in the pigeon empire) or gender. They judge on how short you are. The taller the more superior.

Bakerman after an entire hour. Finally got in front. "Now presenting. INVADER SKOODGE!" Black said. There was only the sound of one dove clapping as the rather short pigeon stepped up.
"Oh come on, now that's just sad" Black said. "CAN YOU GET ANY SHORTER" White said. Skoodge had a sad frown on his face. "you will be assigned to sector 17 home of the slaughtering rat people, thank you." Black said. Skoodge started to cry. "Alright everyone, that's all the invaders. May they have good luck."

"WAAIIIIT!" Bakerman emerged from the crowd climbing onto the stage. A general assent came from the crowd. Even invader skoodge was taller than him. "Phew, sorry I'm late my tallest. I couldn't find my invitation. Your lucky I made it at all" Bakerman said. "You weren't invited at all" white said. "What do you want Bakerman. I thought we exiled you to New York. Shouldn't you be getting fed by humans or something." Black asked.
"Oh yeah but I quit when I found out about this." Bakerman said. "You quit being exiled? " White asked.
"the assigning is over Bakerman!" Black said. "But you can't have an invasion without me! Operation impending doom II remember, I was in there." Bakerman said to the tallest. "Ugh… besides, no invader has been so small. Your very tiny Bakerman, Very, Very small." Black said.

"but my tallest, I have to serve the empire. It runs through my veins like radioactive rubber pants. Please." The two tallest looked at a map of south America . "well as a token of gratitude for your service to the empire, here's a sandwich." White said pulling out a sandwich handing it to Bakerman. Bakerman looked down at the sandwich disappointed. "Alright, thank you every body for coming, AND GOOD NIGHT" White and Black said simultaneously. "Hello, Hello. WAIT" Bakerman screeched.
"What do you want Bakerman we gave you your sandwich. " Black said to Bakerman. "My tallest, a chance to prove that I can truly be an invader is all that I ask. Gimme! " Bakerman holds his hands out as if expecting something else.
The two tallest look behind them at a map of south America. "Okay, Bakerman. We see that you are truly deserving of the title invader." White said to Bakerman.
"Yes, Yes I am." Bakerman said satisfied.
"You will be sent to a tribe so mysterious no one has ever heard of it" Black said pointing to a area on the map, labeled Blue Macaw Territory. "Right, and those who know its name dare not speak it." White added on.
"What's its name" Bakerman asked. "Oh I dare not speak it!" White said, despite the fact the label Blue Macaw Territory could easily be seen by Bakerman, if he wanted to see it.

A little while later the Invaders were getting prepared and Bakerman was chatting with Skoodge. "I thought the two tallest sent you to Mexico to enslave the Iguanas. I thought you died." Bakerman said to the short invader.
"Oh yeah I did, but I'm O.K. now." Skoodge said. "all invaders please report to get your personal armada learners". All the invaders marched to get a shorter pigeon or dove to assist them. (Last time Bakerman had Toby to help him). Bakerman was waiting for his. The tallest put one in front of him, it was a short pigeon with big Grey circles around the yes and white stripes on the wings but it was on the floor unconscious.
"Ummm. I think that there is something wrong with this PAL." Bakerman said. "Oh there is nothing wrong with it. He is just showing off his play dead skills to fool anyone who is trying to attack or eat him." Black said
Bakerman looked at the seemingly dead pigeon. "Its remarkable. It even fooled me" He said. Suddenly the pigeon jumped to life and saluted Bakerman. The two tallest were giggling in the background.
"PAS, reporting for duty" PAS said. "PAS? What does the S stand for" Bakerman asked PAS. "I don't knooooow." PAS replied. He started screaming running around in circles, hitting his head and stuff.
"Ummm. Is he supposed to be stupid?" Bakerman asked.
"He is not stupid. He's Advaaaanced. " Black said. Bakerman looked at the PAS and then at the tallest again. Then at PAS.
"Of course your tallest. Surely you would save the most advanced equipment for a mind like mines." Bakerman said pridefully.

The old bird was outside, and somehow, somehow. Found out the pigeons were planning another attack on the Macaws. He flew to Eduardo to tell him.
" Eduardo, they're coming." The old bird said to him. "Whose coming" Eduardo asked. "The Pigeons. They are planning another attack. I don't know why they already tom all of our food and some of our own people again. But they are coming." The old bird said to him.