Editor's Note- Surprisingly, I have nothing to say here. Mostly because I said it all in chapter 27 and since I finished that less than 10 minutes ago, the situation hasn't much changed.

But chapter 28 is glorious. Spock ;)

-Light.


AN: Shut the fuck up! You're just jealous because you're preps! So fuck you! Raven, you rock, girl! Fangs for the help! MCR ROCKS 666! (EN- My Chemical Romance have not affiliation with either Satan nor Damien. I should know. I was obsessed with MCR for 2 years. And while I don't really listen to them any more, I'm wearing one of their hoodies right now =))

"Oh my Satan!" (EN- Facepalm.) we screamed as we jumped out of the coffin. Snape and Professor McGonagall started to shout at us angrily.

"COME NOW!" (EN- Given the circumstances, screaming 'CUM NOW' was probably not the best choice of words. -_-) Professor McGonagall yelled. (EN- This was 'Preacher McGongel yielded.' I don't even know any more.) We did guiltily.(EN- That right there is a mental image I never wanted.) We left the room, putting on our clothes. (EN- Hopefully not in that order.) Snape grabbed the camera and put it in his pocket. (EN- This was 'Snoop garbed the caramel.' Apparently Snoop Dog goes to Hogwarts and sneaks in to steal caramel whenever students get into trouble. And that's a better plotline than anything Tara would consciously come up with.)

"Hey what the fuck?!" Vampire shouted angrily.

"Yeah, buster, what the fuck are you going to do with the fucking camera?" Draco demanded, looking at me longingly with his gothic red eyes. "Look, Dumbledore knows your little secret and if you do this again, you will go to St Mungo's. (EN- Because St Mango's is for pedophiles. And I thought he was already there?) So give back the camera!"

"Hahahaha, the Ministry of Magic thinks he is crazy! There is no way they will believe you". Snape laughed meanly. (EN- All of the facepalms. All of them.)

"Yes, so shut your mouth, you insolent fools!" yelled Professor McGonagall (EN- Proffesor McGoggle. Fuck the hell yes.) She made us come into a weird room with white stones all around it. There were all these weird tools in it. (EN- And now it's a chapter from 50 Shades of Gray. Bah.) Draco started to cry, sexily and sexitive (EN- Neither of those are words.) (Get it? Because he's a sexbomb, LOL. Tom Felton rules for life! But not as much as Gerard, you're sex on legs! I love you, you fucking rock! Marry me!). (En- He married Lyn-Z Ballato from MSI back when I was listening to them. I think they have a kid now too. Not to mention that you're 12. And that he probably has standards.)

I started to cry tears of blood (it happens in the Vampire Chronicles. Raven said so, okay, so fuck you!). (EN-... Don't you dare. Don't you DARE compare this to the Vampire Chronicles. Ever. You are not even worth the mud particles on Anne Rice's shoes. Also, in the Vampire Chronicles, vampires can't get erections. Your argument is invalid.) Vampire took out a black handkerchief and started to wipe my red eyes.

And then he and Snape both took out guns using magic. (EN- I don't have the will nor energy for this shit any more.) They started to shoot each other angrily. None of the bullets hit each other yet. I took out my wand.

"Crucio!" I shouted. (EN- That young lady, is an Unforgivable Curse. Life imprisonment in Azkaban, how are you? And you do not use it on your friend and your fucking teacher! And this is still less of a crime than comparing yourself to Anne Rice.) Snape stated to scream. He dropped the gun. But it was too late. Both of them had run out of bullets. (EN- Well wasn't that whole thing rather pointless -_-) I stopped the curse. Professor McGonagall (EN- Professor McGoogle. Well, she does have infinite knowledge.) did a spell so that we were all chained up. She took out a box of tools. Then she said "Okay, Severus, I'm going to go now." She left. Snape started to laugh evilly. Vampire started to cry.

"It's ok, Ebony." said Draco. "Everything will be all right. Remember the video you took of Snape." (EN- 'cideo you took of Snake'. I fail to see how a video of a reptile helps you in any way during this current situation.)

Snape laughed again. And then...he took out some whips! (EN- Oh, my God. Words cannot describe how happy I am at not having the next chapter. Good luck, Liv.)


Editor's Note- I can't do this any more. I actually can't. Vampire Chronicles? Anne Rice? If I could catch Tara Gilespie right now, there wouldn't be a body left to find. I may have flipped my shit a little.

Honk.

-Light.