Ciel Comes to High School with Me – Chapter 24
Psychology
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Sorrrrrrrry this took so long to post. I've been trying to post it for days, just a lot of different things happened. This chapter's short, but don't worry, the next one is longer. Enjoy!
Hey, do you guys like the new stuff on fanfiction? It's driving me insane because I'm not used to it yet. Guess that goes to show you how long it's been since I've been on here….
Teacher: Welcome, class, to psychology, the study of the mind.
Ciel: Tch.
Teacher: You don't think that I could properly teach the study of the mind?
Ciel: I don't think anyone could. That's like saying we're studying vaccines or something as newfangled as that.
Me: *whispers to Ciel* Ciel, technology has advanced since the 1800s.
Ciel: It has?
Me: *nods*
Ciel: *clears throat* Excuse me, it seems I was mistaken. Carry on.
Teacher: As I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted, we will be studying the mind. Have any of yu ever wondered if you were right or left brain dominant?
Class: *nods head vigorously*
Teacher: Well, we shall determine that during the course of this class. You there, young man.
Ciel: Me?
Teacher: Yes. You're walking down the road when you come across a fork. Do you go left or right?
Ciel: Left.
Teacher: WRONG!
Ciel: WHAT? HOW CAN IT BE WRONG? IT's an instinct-based question! Am I supposed to say 'right' every time?
Teacher: RIGHT!
Ciel: "Oh Ciel, what's your favorite color?" "Right." "Ciel, what did you eat for breakfast?" "Oh, a large bowl of right."
Teacher: I'm only saying that because as far as I'm concerned, everyone should be right-handed! Right-handed people are the best, and left-handed people are cursed by the deil!
Me: EXCUSE ME? I take GREAT OFFENSE to that!
Teacher: Are you left-handed?
Me: I'm cross-dominant.
Teacher: What a fine specimen!
Me: What the hell?
Teacher: You are truly created by God!
Me: I thought this was a psychology class!
Teacher: It is!
Me: YOU'RE the one that needs psychological help!
Random chick: I'm left-handed, and I find that VERY offensive! *walks out of classroom*
Teacher: *looks at me* Aren't you going to leave too?
Me: Nah, I really have nothing else better to do. Besides, I wanna see how crazy you really are.
Teacher: Fine. Open your books to page thirty-seven and read chapter-
Me: I'm outta here. *walks out of room*
Teacher: Fuck! It sucks to be me.
Ciel: Damn right.
