A/N: Well guys. We did it. WE REACHED 100 REVIEWS!
I just want to thank you once again. I never expected this story to take off like it did, and we're only a little more than halfway through now! When I posted "The Rescue", that got a little over 20 reviews (don't remember the exact number) and now heres this silly little thing that I made on the day I saw "Thor" cuz I was inspired. So thank you guys for all your support, and I hope you stay tuned to the remaining rules and future stories!
On a side note, I'm gonna shut up about X-Men, because I probably won't be posting those until early next year. However, they'll be here soon, so stay tuned!
I still own nothing.
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28) Stop calling the bifrost the "bisexualfrost"
"So I was thinking...we have a foursome." Tony suggested, walking to the living room with his robot.
"A foursome?" Jarvis asked, looking at his creator strangly.
"Yeah. Including me, Thor, Loki, and Clint. I don't think that the others would be into that though..." Tony wondered who else would want to do it.
"Umm, that's kinda...why do you want that?" Jarvis asked, not knowing why Tony would want to have the others involved in intercourse. Usually the playboy hit on Jarvis. Right, Tony was a playboy.
"I don't know. People always gotta try somethin' new." Tony put an arm around Jarvis. "And maybe if you wanna join, it could be a fivesome. Or maybe invite some of the X-Men over and have a big orgy..."
"What the hell are you goin' on about?" Clint asked from the kitchen, only hearing part of Tony's speech.
"I don't even know anymore." Tony admitted, taking a seat next to Loki. "But I know that Thor would enjoy it, with all the travelling via the bisexualfrost."
"Excuse me?" Thor asked, not understanding the term.
"Well, you know, cuz it's a rainbow bridge called the bifrost." Tony explained. "When you say-" he made his voice deep to impersinate Thor "-'I must travel to Asgard and use the bifrost'...it kinda sounds like you're trying to come out of the closet."
"It is a fair statement." Clint put in.
"My friends, are you saying-?" Thor tried to understand. He had been around humans long enough to get some of their remarks, but this one was a bit challenging.
"That you're gay? Well, yes." Tony remarked. "Or at least bisexual. Not that I have a problem with that. I just think you should admit it."
"Friend Stark, I am not like that." Thor tried explaining, but the few Avengers at the table just kept it up.
"You know, for once you've got a point, Tony." Clint told him. "It does make sense, the whole rainbow and the bifrost...yeah, Thor, I think you are in the closet."
"They do make sense with their words." Loki put in. "I've been around humans quite a while, and from what I understand, they're right."
"See? Even your brother agrees." Tony remarked. "I got that orgy idea still man."
"Tony, why does this conversation exist?" Jarvis asked, thinking to himself, How could a man that created an iron suit, many amazing things, and me be so immature?
"Well, I agree with you all except for that orgy. That's kinda strange to say." Clint remarked.
"What the hell is going on right now?" Steve announced, sauntering into the kitchen.
"Thor travels the bisexualfrost." Tony concluded, while Steve just thought to himself how idiotic his team was.
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A/N: Heh yeah. My mom actually came up with the term "bisexualfrost" when I was explaining stuff about the Avengers and Thor.
So, my favorite holiday is coming up! I was thinking of doing an Avengers Christmas story, but I don't know.
Sorry that this took a while and was short, but the next chapter will be so much fun to write.
R & R please. :D
