Told you there'd be another one soon :) This one was half-written by my bestie, FutureDWCompanion.


Inspiration: My lastes musical. It was a teen show, using the song featured in this chapter, except Kendra instead of Rose. Oh Lord, the boy who sang this...Well, let's just say you can tell he has ADHD.


Disclaimer: I own nothing. Not 13, not Doctor Who.


Copyright: I own...the story? And a candywrapper headband. ;)


"Trust me, this'll work perfectly. Just use this script." Jack shoved a piece of paper into The 10th Doctor's hands. He snapped his fingers, and slow, slightly romantic music started playing. Then he dragged Rose in to watch.

"Hey Rooose" Jack sang.

"Hey, Rose..." The Doctor repeated.

"I've been thinking," Jack sang.

"I've been thinking?" The Doctor was getting nervous now. Jack thinking was NEVER good.

"I got to got to got to got to get wit'chu," Jack crowed. Rose looked shocked for a moment, before she started stifling her giggles.

"Um..." Oh, Rassilon...

"I wanna get all up your bidness girl...and make you feel real fine."

"Um, real fine...what?!" The Doctor turned to Jack, flabbergasted. Now Rose was giggling out loud.

"Hey Rose," Jack gestured for the Doctor to continue.

"Hey, Rose?" The Doctor was really nervous now.

"Come closer,"

"Um..." Oh dear Rassilon...

"I've got myself a brand new Rocking Horse!" Jack sang. Rose was full out laughing now.

"WHAT?!" The Doctor turned to Jack.

"Why don't you climb up here, mama? And rock it rock it all night LoooooOOOOOOOOOOONG-" Jack was now doing some very perverted dance moves.

"JACK SHUT UP!" The Doctor yelled, his face crimson. Rose was in hysterics now, clutching the console for support, and Jack was pouting.

"Didn't you like my song and dance?"

"NO!"

"Aw." Jack pouted. "I worked all night on-"

"Google." Rose laughed, picking up the Doctor's discarded script. " It says here the lyrics are from "" You just edited it."

"How-"

"There's a link in the middle of the lyrics." Rose explained, pulling herself together. The Doctor turned to Jack.

"You are banned from the the computer." He turned to Rose. "I'm so so so so soooooo sorry Jack made you watch, and listen, to this."

Rose tried to keep a straight face. "Doctor, it's okay, really-" she couldn't take it any more and burst out laughing. "Your face!" She panted. "Is priceless!"

Now the Doctor pouted. "I'm glad my embarassment is amusing." He said dryly.

"Come on Doc, it's just a joke." Jack said. The Doctor turned to him.

"I'LL SHOW YOU JUST A JOKE!" The Doctor yelled, chasing JAck out of the console room. Rose rolled her eyes, chuckling. Those boys...


Yes, that is a real song from a real broadway musical. Yes, the rest of the show is dirty as well. Yes, I would suggest it to anyone in middleschool or higher.

Review? As an early christmas present? :)

Also, for all those Potterheads out there, I started a Harry Potter Christmas Advent Calendar thing, if you wanna check it out...

See ya at my next burst of inspiration!
WolfyBD