Title: Fanboy Tendencies

Summary: "For the last time, Yashiro-san, I don't collect Mogami-san's hair." Crack-fic. Implied RenxKyoko.

Disclaimer: I own nothing.

Warnings: Major OOC-ness, grammar errors and typos (because I type every chapter directly on the site before posting it lalala OTL)


Email or Phone: tsurugaren_10 ezweb . ne . jp

Password: ***********


Yashiro Yukihito added 394 photos of you.
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Tsuruga Ren is feeling annoyed.
a few seconds ago

Yashiro Yukihito -_-
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Takarada Maria and Mogami Kyoko commented on your status.
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Mogami Kyoko, Takarada Lory, Takarada Maria and 45 others like your status.
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Tsuruga Ren is feeling annoyed.
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Yashiro Yukihito -_-
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Mogami Kyoko Yashiro-san~ ^^;;
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Takarada Maria What did you do this time, Yashiro-san? DD;
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"Tsuruga Ren! I love you! Please marry me!"

"Ren-sama~!"

A security guard approached the fangirls and talked through the megaphone in his hand. "You all should probably go home. I just received some news that Tsuruga-sama has left to go home a few minutes ago."

"B-but, we haven't even seen him yet!" one middle aged woman shouted, her eyes watering. "I came all the way from Osaka just to see Ren-sama tonight!"

The security grumbled under his breath before talking once again. "I'm sorry that not a lot of people were allowed to enter the studio this afternoon. But Tsuruga-sama's manager have informed me that Tsuruga-sama seemed worried about his fans who were out here―"

"Ren-sama is worried for us! Kyaa~"

"That's enough for me. Ah, my Ren-sama!"

A pair of shoulders drooped when she heard the news. She didn't get to see her Ren-sama tonight. She walked to the parking lot slowly, her head bowed as she headed to her car. Her ears perked up as she heard a familiar voice a few feet away from her.

"―ko, I swear I ate lunch. You can even ask Yashiro," Japan's number one actor said as he guided the woman near his silver car.

Eyes behind the squared glassed glared at the actor's hand resting against the small of the somewhat familiar woman's back intimately. An idea then came up to her as she spotted a familiar looking man headed to the actor's car.

"Ah, excuse me?" the girl greeted the manager. "You're Tsuruga Ren's manager, are you not?"

The manager nodded.

"I'm an intern reporter from a Sparkling Tokyo and I would like to schedule an interview with Tsuruga-sama."

"Oh, Ren's schedule is pretty much full right now. Maybe you could contact the company first? Here's LME's card. All the contact details are there. Thank―"

The girl frowned before smiling once again. "It's not really an interview per se. I just want to ask a couple of questions."

"If that's the case then, I'll just give you my e-mail address. You can just e-mail your questions to me and maybe I can have Ren answer them."

"Really? Thank you, manager-san!" the girl chirped happily as the kind manager smiled at her.

Her eyes quickly transformed into slits as she watched the bespectacled man open the door at the back of Ren's car.


A few days later…

One message received from Yashiro Yukihito

Ren, help! I can't access my facebook account! What should I do D;

Message sent

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One message received from Tsuruga Ren~ ^^

So? What does it have to do with me…?


The day after that…

Japan's Number One Actor, In a Relationship?

Yesterday, September X, 20XX, one of our staff had received pictures of Tsuruga Ren and some unknown woman, the woman's face was blurred out in all of the pictures for some reason, from an unknown source together with an anonymous message.

The message states that he/she, the sender, witnessed the intimate contact between the actor and the woman when…


A few hours later…

A hearty laugh filled Ren's ear when he finally picked his phone up.

"Hello?" he grumbled as a greeting.

"Ren, my boy! Have you watched the news?"

"Huh?" the said actor looked at his phone only to see Lory Takarada calling him. At three thirty in the morning.

Laughter could be heard on the other line once again. "Ren! You're not as boring as I thought you were! Congratulations!"


A/N: so lol I finally had the time to sit down and type this chapter XD I've written pages of supposed to be parts of this but they disappeared so OTL

Can you guess what Ren's password is? Hint: it's a name. No spaces. HAHAHAHAHAHA