Okay, to make up for my X-tra long hiatus between Chapters 26 and 27, I'm going to get this chapter out and the next Aftermath ASAP, and then I'll give you all until Monday, September 12, 2011 at 5:30 PM Central Standard Time to vote for your favorite finalist from the end of this chapter! There will be two endings: the official one, where the finalist YOU voted for wins, and the alternate, where the other finalist wins.

"Hello, and welcome to Total Drama Newbies. I'm Isabella Burromuerto, and It's Final Three time! Last time, on TDN, a ginormus eating challenge, then, when Dalton and Thunder were in a tie breaker, Dalton came out on top, and Thunder went home in a jam-a-riffic tiebreaker! Who will go home next? I Triple Dog Dare You to watch this episode of Total Drama Newbies!"

Confessionals

Waverly: I'm in the final three! Oh, man, this is SO FRIGGIN AWESOME! Now I just have two obstacles in my way of first place: Dalton and Ash. I'm thinking if renaming their ship from Dalsh to… Ashton! Ashton is WAY better.

Ash: So, that Waverly chick is in the final three. Let's just hope I don't pull a Heather and get myself eliminated. I just have a weakling Disney "princess" and my boyfriend in my way of a bunch of mystery money!

Dalton: So, I'm in the final three. Maybe if Ash and I team up, then we can take Waverly down and it'll be Ash and I in the final two. And then I'll kick her butt.

Waverly: So, my strategy to taking Ashton down: Team up with one of them to take the other down, then take the one I teamed up with down, then the mystery money will be mine!

Ash: My strategy to winning this year: Team up with Dalton, take Waverly down, then kick Dalton's butt in the final challenge.

Dalton: So, let's just hope that skunks don't spray me… again…

"Okay, Final Three, remember the Final Three challenge if the first season? That's your challenge, same rules! We'll be using dares from season one, and from season four, aka this one that you three are currently the final three of. Okay, we've got the dares from seasons one and three on this wheel, season four on this wheel, and this spinner to determine which wheel you spin! Okay, we're going in alphabetical order! Ash, you're up!" Isabella said, spinning the spinner.

"Spin the Season One through Three Wheel!" Isabella said. Ash walked over to the wheel in question and spun it.

"HEY OWEN!" Isabella shouted. Two interns brought Owen into the room. The wheel landed on Cody's photograph.

"Take a tray of ice and stick them in your undies, and let them melt!" Isabella said. Ash shuddered as Chef brought a bucket of ice. Ash grabbed a tray of ice, turned around, and put them in her undies, shuddering. Isabella handed her a freebie

"Dalton, your turn!" Isabella said before spinning the spinner.

"Go spin the Season Four wheel," Isabella said. Dalton spun the wheel. It landed on Thunder's picture.

"Go wrestle Sasquatchanakwa in this crate!" Isabella said. Dalton cringed, then walked into the crate. He came out a few seconds later covered in minor cuts and bruises. Isabella handed him a freebie.

"Dalton, I have a strategy. Let's team up to take Waverly down. Remember how Owen and Gwen took Heather down? That's how we'll do it," Ash said.

"I'm in," Dalton said.

"Waverly, go spin the Seasons One through Three wheel," Isabella said. Waverly spun the wheel. It landed on Tyler's photograph.

"Eat grape jelly from Owen here's bellybutton!" Isabella said. Nine spoonfuls of grape jelly was put into Owen's belly button. Waverly cringed, but ate it.

"I'll probably never eat grape jelly ever again," Waverly said as Isabella handed her a freebie.

"Ash, your turn!" Isabella said before spinning the spinner.

"Spin the Seasons One through Three wheel," Isabella said. Ash spun the wheel. It landed on Sierra's picture.

"Kiss Ezekiel on the cheek! Oh, Ezekiel!" Isabella said. An intern brought Zeke in. Ash hesitantly kissed Zeke on the cheek. Isabella gave her a freebie. Then, a familiar ding was heard.

"Song time!" Isabella said.

Ash: Turn up the bass, turn up the treble,
I'm about to take you to a whole another level!
DJ turn off what you're playing,
I want the whole club to hear what I'm saying!
Because this boy means so much to me,
and now we're on the floor and he touchin' me.
And if I wanna take him home
It's gonna be better than what they do on the radio!

Ash and Dalton: It's gotta be the crunkest
It's gotta be the loudest
It's gotta be the best love song he/she ever heard in his/her life
I gotta tell him/her how I feel
I gotta let him/her hear, the best love song he/she ever heard in his/her life
No need for me to write it, I just gotta picture him/her smiling,
And if you feel that way, go ahead and kiss your baby
Now we've got the whole stadium in love like yeah

Waverly: Turn up the lights, give me a mic
I'm about to sing it to him just how he likes
Jump off the stage bombs away,
Crowd surfing all the way cowabunga
You know it's right, just do the wave
Boy just move your body like a snake
And if you wanna get with me
Put your hands in the air, show me that energy

Ash and Dalton: It's gotta be the crunkest
It's gotta be the loudest
It's gotta be the best love song he/she ever heard in his/her life
I gotta tell him/her how I feel
I gotta let him/her hear, the best love song he/she ever heard in his/her life
No need for me to write it, I just gotta picture him/her smiling
And if you feel that way, go ahead and kiss your baby
Now we've got the whole stadium in love like that

Dalton: Homie kiss your girl
Shorty kiss your man
We can see you on the kissing cam
Please show me some love
Show me some love
Now look her in the eye, say baby I love you
I never put no one above you
And if you feel that way
Go ahead and kiss your baby
And now we've got the whole stadium in love like
And if you feel that way
Go ahead and kiss your baby
And now we've got the whole stadium in love like
Eh, eh, eh, eh
Oh, oh, oh

"Great job, guys! Dalton, go spin the Seasons One through Three wheel," Isabella said. Dalton spun it and it landed on Cody again.

"Eat dog food," Isabella said. Dalton grimaced, and smiled.

"I triple dog dare Waverly to eat it!" Dalton said. Waverly gasped. She used her freebie.

"That means Waverly spins the Season Four wheel!" Isabella said. Waverly spun the wheel, and it landed on Oscar.

"Drink fruit punch from the communal toilet," Isabella said.

Confessional

Isabella: Okay, here's the inside info. Chef and I have a little wager going. Whoever barfs first gives the other 200 bucks.

Waverly: To freebie or not to freebie?

"Um… I'll use my freebie!" Waverly said.

"Okay! Ash, spin the Season four wheel," Isabella said. Ash spun the wheel and it landed on Kelvin.

"Clip your own toenail, and chew it," Isabella said.

"I'll do it!" Ash said. Chef snipped a piece of her toenail and she chewed on it.

"Done!" Ash said as Isabella handed her a freebie.

"Dalton, spin the Season Not-Four wheel," Isabella said. Dalton spun the wheel and it landed on Katie and Sadie.

"Kiss a dead fish!" Isabella said. Dalton pointed to Waverly, whose eyes widened. Chef gave her a dead fish, and she kissed it reluctantly.

"Waverly, your turn! Spin the Season Not-Four wheel!" Isabella said. She spun it and it landed on Lindsay.

"Get your head shaved by Chef. Since you have no freebies…" Isabella said.

"I'll take the Dock of Shame now," Waverly said, then walked to the boat.

"And Waverly's been eliminated! Our final two, Dalton and Ash! Who will win? Find out next time, On Total Drama Newbies!"

You heard her! Voting starts now! The rules are that you MUST vote for either Dalton or Ash, and I will only accept poll votes as votes. It will be a blind poll on my profile. I expect to see double-digits in the unique voters' number! Three more chapters left! The next Aftermath, the official ending, and the alternate ending! Voting ends Monday, September 12, 2011 at 5:30 PM Central Standard Time.