Jade's POV

I've had very few hysterical laughing moments in my life. But right now is one of those moments and the weirdest thing probably isn't that it's because of a conversation about masturbation, but that I'm rolling on the floor naked.

I'm not kidding when I say I can't stop laughing. My entire body is shaking and I'm pretty sure my face will be numb later. I can barely register Tori calling my name until the fourth time she yells.

"Jade!"

"Wh - wha - what?" I spit out the syllables between laughs.

"Quit laughing; it's not funny!" Really? Because I think it is.

I don't even know how she's managing to keep a straight face right now. Her face is blushing almost as red as Cat's hair. "Why?" I manage to get out, holding onto the side of the dresser for support.

"Wh - you look like you're having a laughing orgasm!"

Okay, now that starts another fit of laughing and now I'm rolling on the floor again, trying to breathe.

"Jade!"

"Alright, alright." I bite my tongue, trying to hold back the laughter bubbling inside me. Yes, I just said 'bubbling', 'laughter', and 'me' in the same sentence. Trust me, I don't 'bubble' that often. As Tori's glaring at me I see something lying on the sheets and I bust out laughing again.

My girlfriend throws her hands up in exasperation. "What now?"

"The cloth. They saw the cloth." I'm sitting up with my legs crossed, head turned away to hide the Cheshire Cat grin on my face even as I tremble with the overwhelming urge to break out in laughter once again. "And now you have to talk to Trina about it."

"Don't remind me."

"This is too good."

"Shut up."

"I'm so gonna tell Cat about this."

"That's it; you're sleeping on the couch tonight."

"Wh – oh come on!" I say, rolling my eyes.

She crosses her arms over her chest with a huff. "Well, I did buy you something, but now it can wait." Now, if I was predictable I would've asked what this 'gift' was, but I hate being predictable.

"I'm not sleeping on the couch." I say, firmly and decisively. She can't make me. No one's ever made me do anything. The last time someone tried to make me do something I punched them in the nose. And if Tori somehow manages it with words then I might as well tell my mother I want a Pillow Pet for Christmas while The Terminator swings in through my front door to tell me that he's my goddamn father and Lady Gaga eats a bowl of Fruit Loops in my house.

Almost reading my thoughts, a brow arches up and Tori speaks. "I'll make you."

If she was someone else I'd have rolled my eyes again.

"You'll make me what?" I say in the 'voice'. I know that she wasn't really mad at me before, but now she looks a bit annoyed. I think I just poked the bear in the butt.

I start to say something else, but she's already hopped off the bed, sat in front of me and put her lips on mine. Her spine arches in, pushing our bare chests together. That alone is enough to make me insanely aroused, but coupled with the chill from my back pressed against the dresser it sends a wonderful tingling down my spine.

Wait - wasn't she mad at me? I'm confused; I -

Damn that girl and her tongue. I groan as it flicks and drags across my chest. Her hands slide slowly up my legs, over my thighs and come to a stop on my ass.

"Tori..." I breathe out, pleasure raging in me as her mouth moves up my neck. Black silk brushes over my skin before the expensive robe falls open and I feel a knee between my thighs. Pants start making their way out of my throat as I grind and rock automatically. I'm faintly aware that Tori is gradually standing and tugging me with her and we're stumbling in a tangle of arms and legs.

My arms drapes over the back of the couch as hot breath wafts over my core. Tori looks up at me before licking me from top to bottom, over my stomach, between my breasts, up the side of my neck and finally coming to a rest on my lips. I grip her bronze hips with a less than human growl as I shove my tongue into her mouth.

"Do you want me?" She moans, fingers tweaking my nipples.

"Yes, God, yes." I pant, mouth devouring the sweet skin of her neck.

She slides away from me, back down south. One of my feet hits the floor as I spread my legs wider. I gasp and arch as her tongue works in me and her fingers over my clit.

"Tori..." It's almost a whine this time as I push her forward with my hands in her lush hair, eyes rolling. If I could bottle her tongue and sell it for a sex toy I'm positive I could make millions. With a loud groan I stiffen, joints locking, then release jerking my hips roughly. Her fingers keep brushing me, her tongue thrusts again, prolonging my orgasm until I'm weakly lying against the couch.

"Night, babe." She pecks my forehead and I watch her saunter to the bedroom with more swing in her hips than necessary.

I groan again, knowing that I'm too tired to move.

, you guys! Jade's "What I Love" video is up O_O

You guys remember when Jade sung for like…30 seconds in Jade Gets Crushed, right? Amazing vocals and all? You fell in love, right? Then do me a favor: Go to YouTube, Type in "It's All Okay Jade and Tori". You'll know what video to click when you see it.

Don't worry; you'll find out what Tori bought Jade…damn they're having one long ass vacation, huh?