Entry #29 - December 13 (1:33 AM)

Well, I'm spending Christmas in prison.

I returned this book to the bookstore, and they must've known THAT I stole it, because I'm in Two Peaks Jail or whatever it's called serving out a – wait for it – 6-month sentence for stealing a stupid book you write in. I'm actually writing this as a letter to send to Benson and the other park groundskeepers because I don't have the book with me.

When I get out, I'll get another diary… but they banned me from the bookstore, so I'll have to get another one somehow.

P.S.: This jail sucks. I hate my cellmate. I want to say more about the jail, but I'm running out of space on this paper.

Hope you don't fire me,

Rigby ''Swiper'' Salyers

P.S.S.: I'll find a way to get out of this prison soon enough.