Ch. 29 Hazards of Drinking

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As many can tell you that a drunk nation can be down right terrifying or down right hilarious. It depended on how much they had to drink, or in England's case what they drank.

No one ever allowed England to drink a large amount of rum near Spain again after his pirate side made a comeback. Especially after Japan somehow drank too much sake and went into ninja mode. It was the unofficial WWIII; Pirate v. Ninja.

For the briefest of moments all the other nations united under one banner to stop them.


America they found was a smart drunk. He made the impossible, possible. Even after got arrested for disorderly conduct in New York, he managed to escape jail, get all the way down to Florida and sneak aboard a shuttle heading to the space station with supplies. It wasn't until Russia received a message from one of his cosmonauts did they find out. Not only had he re-calibrated their engines to maximum efficiency and debugged the system that had been giving the astronauts problems in the past week, but he had created a new wing by salvaging spar parts that past them in orbit. And all that was before he passed out.

On his back the director of NASA just laughed and told the nation that was fifth time he had done it.


Canada was a bit of a wild card when he was drunk. He could be violent or just plain crazy. Prussia had seen the crazy side when they went drinking on Thursday night and ran into some guys from a college fraternity that was on spring break. In just eight hours they stole a horse and buggy, drove it through down town, lost the horse somewhere in the district full of restaurants. But the coup de grace had to have been the rave he caused in Times Square that ended up being television across the world.

America was seriously not happy about this. Mostly because the rave left him with a bad headache and several hundred of dollars in property damages.