CHAPTER 29 BREAKFAST

The next morning at the Jedi Temple when Master Yoda arrived in the cafateria he spotted something sitting in his chair at the head of the table reserved for the Masters. What is this? he thought walking over to it. Who is in my chair? MY chair!

As he got closer he saw it was a cloaked figure with brown hair and weird eyes. He recognized it right away. That Ewok! he thought clenching his cracked teeth. Back that Sith Ewok is! He ignited his lightsaber. "And sitting in my chair of all places!" he growled. "Well let him get away with that I will not!" He ran toward the chair and jumped into the air. "TIME TO DIE, SITH EWOK!"

Darth Fozzy, who was scarfing down a huge plate of waffles looked up just in time to see master Yoda coming down at him with a lightsaber. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" the bear screamed jumping out of the chair.

It was just in time too. Yoda came down on the chair and table and cut through anything that got in his way. He wound up cutting up the waffles as well as half the table and splitting his own private chair in two. The two halfs quivered then fell in opposite directions on the floor.

"Hey!" Darth Fozzy shouted. "What do you think you're doing? Ruining my breakfast like that?"

Yoda turned to glare at the bear. "Kill you I will, Ewok!" he took a step toward the bear.

"Wait!" Darth Fozzy shouted, putting out his hands. "before you kill me let me tell you one joke."

Yoda considered this then said. "All right. One joke. Then kill you I will."

"What kind of car does Luke Skywalker drive?"

Yoda cocked his head. "I dunno. What?"

"A toy-Yoda! Wacka wacka wacka!"

Needless to say Yoda didn't laugh. He didn't even think the joke was funny. Instead he took offence. "Making fun of me are you?" he demanded stepping toward the bear.

Darth Fozzy's forehead broke out in sweat as he backed away from the Jedi. "N... no!" he shouted nervously. "It's just a joke."

"Funny it was not!" Yoda shouted. "Not funny are you! Time to kill you it is!"

Then Yoda attacked.

Darth Fozzy screamed and went running. Yoda chased him back into the kitchen.


Obi-Wan Kenobi and Shaak Ti were on their way to the cafateria for breakfast just talking about things and enjoying a nice quiet morning after all the weird stuff that had happened the night before. They came to a stop outside of the cafateria door and Obi-Wan said. "So I heard you ran into Grievous last night."

Shaak Ti blushed. "Yeah," she said. "We had a little talk then he left. He was mad about something and mentioned killing Dooku or something like that."

"I wish he would," Obi-Wan said. "Then we would have one last problem to worry about."

Suddenly there was a boom from inside the cafateria.

"What was that?" Shaak Ti asked.

Obi-Wan didn't know. Using the Force he opened the door. The two peeked inside. Their eyes grew wide at what they saw. Master Yoda was using the Force to throw all sorts of breakfast foods around the huge room. He was also screaming like an insane lunatic."EWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK!"

The two Jedi stared at each other. "Not again," they said.

Suddenly something brown and furry flew by them. It went by so fast Obi-Wan and Shaak Ti were thrown to the floor.

"Are you all right?" the human Jedi asked getting up and offering his hand to the Togruta.

"I think so," she said taking it.

He helped her up.

"What was that thing anyway?" she asked looking down the hall.

"I have no idea," Obi-Wan said shrugging.

Just then Yoda came out of the cafateria and demanded. "Where did it go?"

"What?" Obi-Wan asked.

"A brown furry thing."

Shaak Ti pointed down the hall. "It went that way," she said.

Yoda thanked her and ran after it.

Obi-Wan rolled his eyes and twirled his finger around by his ear. Shaak Ti giggled and nodded.

"C'mon," she said. "I think we'd better clean up the mess Master Yoda made before anyone else wakes up."

"Yeah," he agreed.

Just then Mace Windu came down the hall looking very grumpy. He was heading toward the diningroom and he had a look in his eyes that told everyone to stay away, like he'd had a bad night and he had. Even so, Obi-Wan didn't want Mace finding the mess in the cafateria lest he blamed Shaak Ti and Obi.

"Master Windu," Obi-Wan said. "I don't think you want to go in there." Mace walked past him and grumped. "Oh, leave me be. What did you do this time? Wax the floor so I'll slip."
"Uh..."

"Move!" Mace shouted.

The two other Jedi moved out of the way. Mace went inside and closed the door.

"3...2...1..." Shaak Ti said slowly.

Suddenly Mace shouted. "OBI-WAN KENOBI, SHAAK TI, WHAT DID YOU DO!"

The two Jedi stared at each other. "Let's get out of here," Shaak Ti said.

"I'm right behind you," Obi-Wan agreed.

They ran down the hall and out of that side of the Temple.

A/N

Well I didn't have much of an idea but I came up with something. Someone wanted me to put up something about Darth Fozzy so I came up with this. As you can see Yoda is still trying to kill him. Hope that was funny.