Return of the Condors!
I stood on the roof of Fort Condor holding several bombs, and looking over the army below I spread my wings that were covered in fake condor feathers.
Wait, I guess you'll want to hear how I got myself into this situation. It started when we landed wanting to get the yellow huge materia from the condor's nest, and like Cait and I had said the Shin-Ra army showed up wanting said materia. So, Cid volunteered to lead their forces if we could go up into the Condor's nest and get the materia, making the rest of us volunteer soldiers.
Cid took a position in their control room, and began barking orders. I quickly realized as everyone went to do what was needed that I had nothing to do. I leaned against the wall hoping to be inconspicuous, and the next thing I knew Cid was looking at me with an evil grin on his face. "Don't worry 'bout a damn thing. I got a good fuckin' job for you."
I looked at him, "Why am I suddenly as terrified as I should be while looking at Chaos?"
"Yer just a damn wimp. Now, me and my new buddies have a special assignment for ya. One only you can do, and requires your special talents." Cid's new buddies then grabbed me, and drug me to the roof. "Now just extend yer wings and hold still."
I looked at him as if he grew a second head, which he might as well have because of the way he was acting. "Two words! Hell! No!"
"C'mon yer our damn trump card! All ya gotta do is let us put these feathers on and you just fly over them and bomb the shit out of 'em!" Cid exclaimed pulling out a new cig and a lighter.
"Cid, I'm not letting you turn me into a condor. I'll fly over them with the bombs, but not way am I letting you cover me with feathers." I replied trying to stand my ground, and I should've seen what Cid would do next. Cid took a long drag on the cigarette and puffed the smoke right into my face.
The next thing I knew after nearly sneezing my brains out was that I was pinned on the ground with my wings spread out. I twisted my head to barely see Cid puffing away on his cig a big grin on his face. "Cid! You fucking bastard!"
Cid busted out laughing, "You set yerself up. Wait for my signal 'fore you start rainin' hell on the Shin-Ra bastards."
That's how I got where I'm at now. I heard Cid give the signal, and dived off the roof ready to throw the first bomb into the mass of soldiers. A screech of the condor sounded and echoes off the plains as Cid started having fun with the speakers. I spent the entire battle flying overhead and resorted to dropping bombs into the charging throngs of Shin-Ra soldiers, while Vince and Yuffie were covering me from the aerial troops.
Soon afterwards I was holding the Phoenix materia, Cid was handing the Huge Yellow materia over to Bugenhagen, and we were heading back to Mideel to check up on Cloud and Tifa since we had no more leads as to what to do. That brought the end to most of the fun times with the gang.
