As always, I don't own these lovely ladies, but love to borrow to have fun!
Jane sits at her desk in the bullpen. She decided to come into work because Maura is in New York with her mother.
Jane looks at the pile of paperwork and sighs.
She checks her cell phone. No texts.
She sighs again.
She hasn't texted me yet. Should I text her? I'll wait a little while.
Jane picks up a form and starts to enter the data into her computer.
Thirty minutes later, she checks her phone again. Nothing.
Sigh
Will it be needy if I text her? I don't care.
Jane: Hey Maura. Make it into NYC ok?
She waits impatiently for a response. Finally, a buzz.
Muara: Yes. We just finished checking into our hotel. How are you?
Jane: ok. work. doing paperwork. What are you going to do?
Maura: We'll do a little shopping and go to the opera tonight.
Jane: sounds like fun.
Maura: I'm sure it will be.
In Boston, Jane stares at her phone wondering what to type next.
Do I tell her that I miss her? I can't say that I wish she didn't go. She deserves to spend time with her mother. sigh
In NYC, Maura stares at her phone.
Can I tell her that I wish she were here? That I should have invited her, but Mother wanted to spend time with me.
Jane: okkkkk. have fun. text me later/tomorrow.
Maura: I will
Jane puts her phone down and stares at it. Fuck
She picks it up, types quickly and puts the phone back down.
Jane: Miss ya
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buzz
Maura: I miss you too.
Jane breathes a sigh of relief and grins. I don't know how she misses me, but at least she misses me.
Maura looks at her phone and smiles. She misses me.
Jane goes back to her paperwork
A couple hours later, her phone buzzes with a text message. She quickly grabs it in hopes that it's Maura.
Angela: Did Maura enjoy the photo ornament?
Jane: Loved it
Angela: Get her anything else?
Jane: A Josh Simpson World
Angela: Really? Very nice Jane. Good job.
Jane: lol thanks
Angela: How goes it?
Jane: eh. sucks. Keep getting cock-blocked by the mothers. Maura's in NYC with her mother.
Angela laughs at her phone. Jack looks over to her. "What's so funny?"
"You have to come over here and read this, hun."
Jack looks at the phone and chuckles. "What are you going to say to her?"
"I think I need to straighten this woman out. Watch."
Angela: Jane sweetie
Jane: ya?
Angela: I know you are a big, bad-assed detective, but...
Jane: ?
Angela: You don't have a COCK. YOU have a CROTCH. You are being crotch-blocked!
Jack rolled back on the couch laughing. Little Michael looked at his father and started laughing with his Dad.
Jane looked at the phone. "Seriously?" Jane rolls her eyes.
Jane: really? that's what you got for me?
Angela: lol. ok, how's the testing going?
Jane: I don't know. I've read some websites how to flirt with women, but I don't think it's working
Angela: Well, what have you done
Jane: some new clothes, using more body scent that she likes
Angela: all good. what else?
Jane: touch. I've shoulder bumped her. Patted her on back to say good job
Angela groans. "Jack!"
Jack walks over and reads her phone and rolls his eyes. "She's your project. You have your work cut out for you. Why don't you tell her that Maura wants her? Or tell Maura that Jane wants her?"
"Jack. I'm not going to hand my best friend over on a silver platter to Jane. Don't get me wrong, I LIKE Jane and think she is the one for Maura, but for being a detective, she's dense! I want her to recognize how strong her feelings are for Maura and to know that she is worthy of Maura's love. Do you understand?"
"Well, since you put it that way, I see what you mean."
Angela: Uh, Jane? That's not really romantic type of touching.
Jane: What am I going to do? I don't know how to kiss a woman! What if I'm bad at it? I don't know how to... you know 'pleasure' a woman. I don't know if can - you know
Angela: No, I don't know, what?
Jane: You're going to make me write it, aren't you.
Angela: Write what?
Jane: I hate you.
Angela: Hold on. Go check your mail
Jane goes to her mail and sees one from Angela and opens it. It's a picture of her when she was making a bizarre face. Under it: December 26, National Whiner's Day.
Jane: Seriously? wtf! Where's that pic from?
Angela: When you were whining about something at dinner, I took your picture. Now, put your big girl panties on and SAY it.
Jane: FINE! I don't know if I can go down on Maura! OK?! I don't know how to and I don't know if I would like the taste!
Jane realizes that she is breathing hard and can't believe she actually admitted all that.
Angela: Ok. See? Wasn't so hard, right. I'm going to help you. I'm going to give you some homework, ok? I'm going to give you some websites to read and learn from.
Jane: Ok
Angela: Go to google. Type in Royal academy of bards. I think the website will be wwwdotacademyofbardsdotorg. Look to left, click on 'alternative' Xena and Gabrielle. In fact, look for a story called, 'a million ways'. Look for others. LEARN!
Angela: But NOT at work!
Angela: also wwwdotfanfictiondotnet Go to Browse, TV and look under Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Change rating to M and have some fun. Actually, go to characters and type in Buffy and Willow Got all that?
Jane: Yeah. Will do. Maybe tomorrow. Tonight is leftovers night, so visiting my mother.
Angela: Good luck. And Jane sweetie?
Angela grins at what she is about to text Jane. She has the feeling it will send Jane over the edge.
Angela: Touch yourself. Learn what pleases YOU and it will help please another woman. You will be on the right track.
Jane threw her phone.
Happy Boxing Day! Thank you all for the PMs and reviews! Yes, you are being very patient. Now, you should know what hoiday I've been building (and procrastinating) to. Don't be too mad! I had to fit in National Whiners Day and get more Angela in. Are some of your questions being answered? Jane is going to get more of her swag back, don't worry. Just wait for her to read some fanfiction ;)
