The 22nd Adventure Of Larry The Imaginary Plastic Bag: Concert!

In the last adventure, the huge giant purplish pink worm was going to kill me. The Joker blew her up with a bazooka. Then we dared each other to eat her guts. It didn't have a flavor. After that, we went to Chroeders, saw a movie , then went to a KISS concert. Meanwhile BJ scared Hogwart, Jareth got some sleep, the Doctor and damsel-in-stress went to Denmark, and Ziggy Stardust got over his hangover. He didn't teach damsel-in-stress how to play guitar because he had a gig to go to. He said we could go with him. I created another imaginary land. All the Imaginary Landers except Larry TIPB made their homes there. Now let's get back to the present adventure.

We are going to see a Ziggy Stardust concert! We packed our stuff, enough for a day, and then I used my Author powers to transport us to Auckland, New Zealand. The first thing we saw were all of Ziggy's fans. There were a lot of them. When Ziggy went ahead of our group, the crowd split like the Red Sea. We followed him. Soon we came to his dressing room. His costumes were outrageous! Neon yellows, greens, pinks, and blues in spandex!

"What's up with rock stars and spandex? I asked no one in particular.

"It keeps us looking sexy." Ziggy said over his shoulder.

"Not when ya grow old and wrinkly." BJ pointed out.

"Ugh." Everybody shivered in revulsion.

"All right, I need to get dressed, so you need to get out for a while." Ziggy shoved us to the door and out we go.

"How wude." Jar-Jar Binks said as he walked by.

"That was random." The Doctor said after Jar-Jar disappeared into the crowd.

"Yeah." I paused then continued, "Oh well. Now what do we do?"

"Why don't we cause Ziggy to late for his concert?" BJ asked.

"Nah. I want to see it." Damsel-in-stress said.

"Did you noticed how much Ziggy and Deliciously Gorgeous look alike?" I whisper to damsel-in-stress.

"I know. I think we may have new ammunition for annoying them."

"That's just what I was thinking." I shift my eyes.

"When do we start?"

"I don't know. I wonder if this place has Orange Mocha Frappachinos. " I said.

"Jitterbug. Jitterbug. Jitterbug." Damsel-in-stress started singing

"Jitterbug into my brain" I sing the next verse.

"Goes a bang-bang-bang 'til my feet do the same"

"Wake me up before you go-go" we both sing.

"What are you doing?" Jareth asks with a raised eyebrow.

"You wouldn't get it."

"Try me."

"It's a song from the awesome groovy movie Zoolander."

"Duh." Damsel-in-stress supplied helpfully.

"Do you know the whole song?"

"Nope. Only what was supplied in Zoolander."

"Did somebody call my name?" Derek Zoolander came out of the crowd.

"Uhhhh….we were talking about the movie." Damsel-in-stress uttered.

I love the word utter. It's so fun to say.

"Say, what is your thought on Aboriginal tribes?" I ask Zoolander.

"The Abididginal tribes are cool." Zoolander does the look La Tigre.

"We don't say cool. We say groovy."

Ziggy came out of his dressing room in neon yellow and green spandex, leaving nothing to the imagination, if you know what I mean. Also he was wearing a pink feather boa around his shoulders.

"Holy Moscow." I heard damsel-in-stress say under her breath.

"Get in the front row. Hurry!" Ziggy told us. "Sit beside Zoolander."

"Welcome to The Ballad Of Ziggy Stardust! Please go to your seats." A voice said over the intercom. "We will start in five minutes."

We followed Zoolander to our seats. I sat by Zoolander, Joker sat by me, damsel-in-stress sat by him, the Doctor sat by her, Deliciously Gorgeous sat by him, and BJ sat by him. As soon as we sat down, the lights turned off. Some people that were being retarded screamed in mock fright. A single beam of light fell and lit one spot on stage. From under the stage, Ziggy Stardust rose on a platform. Pfft. Drama king. He was looking at his electric guitar. It was a Flying V! Oh yeah! He looked up at the crowd with defiance in his eyes.

"Welcome. Enjoy." He muttered then strummed on his guitar for a while. The audience remained quiet. Then he did a quick power chord. Obviously he was warming up. After he did that, the audience whooped and clapped. Our little group joined in.

"Thank you. Come back soon." The platform and Ziggy disappeared. The beam of light was turned off and the regular lights were turned back on. The audience was outraged. They threw bottles of root beer onstage. Zoolander and Joker had to restrain me from going onstage to get the bottles of root beer.

"Calm down, calm down." Joker said trying to sooth me.

"Root beer. Root beer. Root beer. Root beer." I chanted. Chuckles got onstage and got a couple of bottles for me. I attacked the bottles. Soon they were empty. I'm a root beer vampire if you hadn't noticed already.

"Thank you."

"If you do that again, I'll rip off your nose, poke out your eyes and tear off your face. You are welcome by the way."

"Aww… I'm flattered." I fan my face with my hands. Suddenly the lights turned back off. We were plunged into darkness. Then the single beam of light was pointed back where it was. A man in neon pink and purple spandex was standing in the middle of the light. It was Ziggy! He played another power chord. Drums, keyboard, and bass joined in played by The Spiders From Mars. He started playing his song about him. There were blow torches, fireworks, and light effects that were synchronized with the music. The audience loved it. I didn't noticed him before but, on the other side of Zoolander was none other than David Bowie! Talk about your coincidences. I got damsel-in-stress' attention and pointed to David Bowie. Her eyes grew wide.

"Oh my Spock!" she mouthed to me. She was going to mouth something else but was interrupted.

"Those of you who are in the font row, get your butts up here!" Ziggy yelled. David Bowie, Zoolander, me, Joker, damsel-in-stress, the Doctor, and BJ all got on stage.

"If not for these people, I wouldn't be here. Let's all clap and embarrass them!" The audience went wild. "Thank you! I have embarrassed them for two reasons. The second reason is so they will help me with this next song. Alright Spiders, start." The song was Jareth's own Dance Magic Dance!

"You remind me of the babe" Jareth started.
"What babe?" Zoolander asked confused. Apparently he never heard this song.
"The babe with the power" Jareth answered.
"What power?" Zoolander asked
"The power of voodoo" Jareth said.
"Who do?" Zoolander asked.
"You do" Jareth said then pointed to BJ.
"Do what?" BJ asked.
"Remind me of the babe" Jareth said.

"I saw my baby, crying hard as babe could cry" David sang.
"What could I do?"
I sang.
"My baby's love had gone,
And left my baby blue"
the Doctor sang badly.
"Nobody knew" damsel-in-stress sang.

"What kind of magic spell to use," we all sang.
"Slime and snails" the left side of the audience sang.
"Or puppy dog tails" the middle of the audience sang.
"Thunder or lightning" the right side of the audience sang.
"Then baby said......" the Joker sang.
"Dance magic, dance" Ziggy sang.

"Dance magic, dance" Jareth started dancing.
"Dance magic, dance" he grabbed me and made me dance with him.

"Dance magic, dance" the Doctor turned to damsel-in-stress and bowed then they started to dance.
"Put that baby spell on me
"Jump magic, jump

(jump magic, jump)
Jump magic, jump

(jump magic, jump)" we sang.
"Put that magic jump on me"
the audience screamed.
"Slap that baby, make him free!" BJ yelled.

"I saw my baby, trying hard as babe could try" Jareth sang.
"What could I do?
My baby's fun had gone
And left my baby blue
Nobody knew"
David Bowie sung.

"What kind of magic spell to use" I sang.
"Slime and snails" the left side of the audience sang.
"Puppy dog's tails" the middle of the audience sang.
"Thunder or lightning" the right side of the audience sang.
"Then baby said...." Ziggy said.

"Dance magic, dance

(dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance

(dance magic, dance)" we all sang.
"Put that baby spell on me" BJ screamed then turned into a baby.

"Jump magic, jump" we sang.

"Jump magic, jump" the Doctor sang.
"Jump magic, jump" we sang.

"Jump magic, jump" Joker sang.
"Put that magic jump on me" I said.
"Slap that baby, make him free!" damsel-in-stress slapped BJ and he turned normal.

"Dance magic, dance" Larry TIPB appeared then disappeared.

"Dance magic, dance" we sang.
"Dance magic, dance" the audience sang.

"Dance magic, dance" we sang.
"Jump magic, jump" goblins appeared then disappeared.

"Jump magic, jump" we all danced.
"Jump magic, jump" the Joker did an Irish jig just because.

"Jump magic, jump" Reginald sang.
"Put that baby spell on me (ooh)" we ended the song. Zoolander was still confused.

"Clap for my friends you monkeys! Clap!" Ziggy said obviously having a blast. The audience clapped and made monkey hoots. They were happy. "DethRose," Ziggy whispered, "Teleport us back to my dressing room now."

"Cashing in on my powers, eh? Alright." I teleported all of us onstage to his dressing room. We heard the audience whoop, laugh, whistle, and clap harder than they ever clapped before. We even heard a couple of fans blow up.

"That has got to be the BEST CONCERT EVER!" the Doctor yelled.

"Thank you, but the last song was the best." Ziggy said. "It had power."

"Er...yeah."

"So would any of you like to join me for the song on my next album?"

"YEAH!" we all screeched.

"This is supposed to a party. Everybody dance!" Zoolander said doing Blue Steel. The Joker put on Nazareth Greatest Hits. David Bowie asked me to dance with him.

"Do you want to help me and damsel-in-stress annoy Ziggy and Jareth?" I asked him.

"And what would entail?"

"Oh, saying how much they look alike, whispering, and giggling. Stuff like that."

"Actually, I've noticed that they look a lot like me."

"They do." The song ended. Chuckles put on Rush: Hemispheres.

"I may have to join you." David smiled evilly.

"Groovy."

"Ziggy, do you think that now you can teach me to play the guitar?" damsel-in-stress asked.

"Well sure." He taught her the basic notes first then some combinations. After an hour of this they quit. "Remember to practice." He said then took a huge swig of Root Beer. Jareth was to the side watching everyone have fun. I decided to join him, since he looked so alone.

"What's wrong?" I inquired.

"I'm just wondering how my castle has faired while I am gone."

"Do you want me to take you back so you can see how it is?"

"Yes please." I took his hand then teleported us back to his castle.

"Hmmm… it looks fine but something could still be wrong. Would you like to help me make sure everything is in perfect order?"

"Sure." We checked every room. Nothing was out of order.

"Let's go back now." Jareth said. I took his hand again then teleported us back to the party.

"And where did you two sneak off to?" Zoolander asked.

"I wanted to check on my castle." Jareth snarled.

"Hey man, chilly down. I was just joking."

BJ grabbed me and started dancing. Now at this point I was tired but meh.

"Hiya babes!" we danced in the air. It was fun.

"Hiya Beej!"

"I want Chinese." BJ said suddenly.

"The people or food?" I jokingly said.

"The food."

"Alright here." I made a huge dish of Jasmine rice with beetles seasoned with sweet and sour sauce appear right in front of him.

"Wow! Just how I like it. Thanks!" he grinned. Ugh, those green teeth. Oh well. He ate every morsel after he offered me a beetle. It was Ringo Star. Haha! Nah it was really a bug. I felt adventurous so I tried a bite. It bit me back but I crunched it. I felt bug guts in my mouth. The taste was horrible but I grabbed BJ's arm and walked over to Chuckles. I had to show him this. I stuck out my tongue at the Joker. I still haven't finished chewing the beetle. Needless to say, he tossed his cookies. BJ laughed and I finally swallowed the beetle, guts and all.

A/N: End of spiral notebook 2! Yay! I thank Damsel-in-stress, the Blues Brothers, Aunt Wyma, Ben Stiller, David Bowie, and my flattering fans. I love you guys! Thank you for reading!