Chapter 29: Let's Be Agents
Hey boys and girls, back with a new chapter. Its been great to be on a one month and twenty days vacation from fanfiction. I know it means well, but writing an episode that has over 2000 words can bore your day. Anyway, this chapter is based on the movie "Let's Be Cops" but in my own version. A friend of mine, who hates me right now, asked me to make this chapter a long time ago but I chose to forget about him. So if he's reading this, I expect a thank you from him. Don't forget to review, like and do something. Read well, do all that stuff and on with the chapter...
Ahhhhh, February. The month where weird things you expect to happen just go wrong. One day, you're waking up with a headache then BOOM... A cow is playing a guitar. Everyone at school is having a great time at recess then BOOM... You see a dog and a cat tap dancing. There's a dinner party or something at home and your mom forces you to wear a green suit then BOOM... A shark comes out of the TV and eats your green suit. Weird? Confusing? Yeah, I know. But what happens when two dudes in suits show up at your doorstep and ask you to join a secret agency? Well, if you never experienced that, then buckle up as you will know what happened to Mordecai and Rigby on a simple of February.
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Our chapter of the day starts with Mordecai and Rigby watching TV at Rigby's home. Mordecai kept tuning into channel and Rigby frowned.
"Dude, stop right there." said Rigby as Mordecai stopped changing the channels. He stopped at a show about a secret agent that's doing something good and cool with his dog friend.
Rigby smiled, "Dude, its James Blonde."
Mordecai looked at him, "James Blonde? Who's that?"
"Only the coolest secret agent in the world. His show is a smash hit in London and with his sidekick, Dr. Doggie, the show's ratings are up the chart." said Rigby.
Mordecai shrugged, "Dude, I still don't get it."
Rigby groaned, "Look, he's like Batman mixed with Robin... What part of cool secret agent you don't get?"
"The word "secret". I mean, what's the use of using the word secret when everyone knows about it? And another thing I don't get is his name. He's called James Blonde but he has dark hair. What's with that?"
Rigby face-palmed, "Dude, you know we're not licensed with real stuff. So let's just watch the show." said Rigby as the two let go of the argument and watched the show. Just then, Rigby wished to become James Blonde.
Rigby sighed, "I wish I could be James Blonde, you know. Busting bad guys who are trying to take over the world and have a hot date with a hot chick."
Mordecai chuckled, "Well, we could play James Blonde, but who's gonna be the evil guy?" Mordecai and Rigby started thinking and they came up with someone.
After a few minutes, inside a garage, Rigby's dad was tired up in a chair while wearing an eye patch.
Rigby then pointed a banana, which was used as a gun, at Rigby's dad.
"Now, tell us where the bomb is, sucka." said Rigby as Mordecai looked at him.
"Dude, agents use grown-up English and they use good puns, not slang words like sucka." said Mordecai.
Rigby's dad groaned, "Rigby, I don't wanna play secret agent anymore. I have a ton of work to do."
Rigby smiled, "I'm gonna give you 3 seconds, Dr. Mad Brainiac. 1... 2..."
Rigby's dad sighed, "Fine, they're hidden in Rigby's bedroom, meaning that you'll have to put all your stuff away. To summarize that, you'll have to clean...your...room." said Rigby's dad as he made an evil laugh. Rigby dropped his banana gun and gulped.
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Rigby opened his bedroom door and grunted, "Playing James Blonde is so not cool. I want to a real secret agent, not being told to clean my room in style."
Mordecai sighed, "Your dad is right, though. Your room literary needs a dish washer. Anyway, face it dude, its not gonna happen today."
Rigby smiled, "Oh really... Don't forget, its January, and watch what will happen in 5...4...3...2...1." said Rigby as nothing actually happened.
Suddenly, the window glass shattered and two guys enter Rigby's room.
Mordecai got confused and scared at the same time, "What the... What's going on?"
The two stood up and looked at the two, "Hello, gentleman. My name is Agent Kim."
"And I'm Agent Kon." said the other dude.
Agent Kim is a white secret agent that wears a black suit, a white shirt and a black tie. He can be seen wearing an earplug like an agent and wears black sunglasses. He often a type of agent that pays attention to his mission and will do at any cost to complete it.
Agent Kon is a black secret agent that wears a black suit, a white shirt and a black tie. He can be seen wearing an earplug like an agent and wears black sunglasses. He often tends to make a mission cool and easy because of his super stealth skills, and unlike agent Kim, he leaves a mission unfinished and he keeps being punished for that.
Rigby looked at the agents carefully and frowned, "Wait, I know you two. You're the ones that keep spying on us."
Mordecai looked at Rigby, "Wait, I didn't even notice I was being spied."
Rigby smirked, "Remember that time we stole that game from that shop; I managed to see the white dude entering and exiting the shop with the black dude. Every time I hang out with Eileen and Billy, I keep spotting them."
Mordecai frowned, "Wow, since when do you hang out with Eileen and Billy, and why me and Jake not invited?"
Rigby shrugged, "Well, I call you and you say you're busy with homework and Jake keep saying that he's got to hang out with Billy's girlfriend."
Mordecai looked at him and sighed, "Why would... Wait, Billy has a girlfriend!"
"Ah, guys, we kinda need your help." said agent Kim but Rigby groaned.
"Dude, hold on a minute," said Rigby as he got back to Mordecai, "Of course Billy has a girlfriend."
Mordecai groaned, "Since when Daphne digs nerds?"
Rigby smiled, "Wait, why are you so concerned... Or maybe you're jealous because you're the only person Daphne doesn't like."
"Seriously guys, we really need your help." said agent Kim as Rigby face-palmed.
"Dude, really, adults are talking now go play on a sandpit or something," said Rigby as he got back to Mordecai, "As I was saying, Daphne totally likes Billy."
Mordecai smirked, "Oh really, then why is she hanging out with Jake all the time?"
Rigby got confused, "Wait... What... Oh, yeah."
Mordecai smiled, "Hm-hm, Daphne totally doesn't like Billy. Anyway, what are secret agents doing at your room?"
Agent Kim sighed, "We need you two to join a super secret agency?"
Mordecai was surprised while Rigby smiled, "Awesome, we're totally in."
Mordecai looked at him, "What! No, bro conference." said Mordecai as he pulled Rigby to the corner to have their bro conference, "Dude, you can't just join a secret agency. I mean, you're 16 for crying out loud."
Rigby smiled, "Dude, I can't join a secret agency... Alone. So that's why that guy said he wants us to join it."
Mordecai sighed, "You're missing the point, as always. What if we get killed?"
Agent Kon smiled, "Basically, you won't get killed. Its only for one day and its only one mission so its kinda temporary."
Rigby smiled, "You see, dude. One round and we're out."
Mordecai had a hard time thinking about this and noticed that his mom told him to complete his chores for the day so he knew what to do, "Ok, fine. But if I lose a limb, I'll blame you and sue the agency."
Agent Kim smiled as he gave Mordecai a watch, "Here is a cool wrist watch. Its a Neutralizer that's makes people forget about stuff instantly."
Suddenly, Rigby's mom appeared, "Rigby, clean this room right now and who the heck are this guys and..." Mordecai was getting uncomfortable about this as he pressed a button on the wrist watch and a gas came out of the watch, making Rigby's mom dizzy and was knocked out.
Mordecai freaked out, "What the... What did I do?"
Agent Kon chuckled, "Oh, don't worry. She will wake up in a hour and forgot about all of this."
Mordecai and Rigby were amazed as they looked at the agents, "We're totally in."
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The next scene was at a military chopper and Mordecai and Rigby were wearing black suits, black sunglasses and earplugs just like secret agents. Right now, they were at a place of the chopper that had chair, tables and a giant big screen TV or something.
The TV screen showed a picture of a guy with a eye patch and a cat on his arms, "This is Rusev Ramovic. He's from Croatia and he's a retired spy agent. He's now a super wealthy psycho villain and he's staying at London. We believe that he's using his mansion to keep dangerous missiles and he's planning to take over the world."
Agent Kon continued, "But we can't get inside the guy's mansion without being noticed. And that's when you come in. We believe that you guys once stole a video game from a store and successfully got it."
Rigby nodded, "Right, you need me 'cause I'm small."
Mordecai smiled, "Here's our plan: Rigby will crawl inside using the air vent while I distract some guards. After that, Rigby will use his secret weapons to take out the ninja guards, then me and Rigby will defeat the dude, hack into the missile system to shut them off and we'll save the world."
Rigby smirked, "Don't forget hanging out with hot chicks on a hot island." said Rigby as he and Mordecai fist-pumped.
Agent Kim looked at the boys, "Close, but we have another plan." said Agent Kim as he gave them two parachutes.
Mordecai got confused, "What's with the parachutes?"
Agent Kon smiled, "We are parachuting to London."
Rigby smiled, "Oh, cool."
Mordecai sighed, "I thought people from London don't allow military choppers to cross their areas. If we do that, we'll get killed."
Agent Kon nodded, "Yeah, and that's why we're above the clouds."
Mordecai frowned, "Wait, if we parachute while we are on top of the clouds, the air will make the parachute burn out or should I say the parachute will be on fire and we'll crash right down the land."
Rigby, Agent Kim and Kon looked at Mordecai and were completely confused. Agent Kon shrugged, "Ah, we kinda failed science when we were at high school so we don't know what you just said."
Mordecai sighed, "Okay, look. We parachute now... The parachute will be on fire... And we fall down with nothing to help us out... And we die, or should I said, kaboom! Morir! (Die in Spanish and French) Sterben! (Die in German) Morrer! (Die in Portuguese). Guys, we will die and I didn't sign up for this!"
Agent Kon looked at Rigby, "Are you really friends with this guy?"
Rigby smiled, "Yeah, sometimes I question myself with who I'm best friends with."
Agent Kim smiled, "Ok, this is getting awkward, weird and confusing at the same time so let's get out of here, like right now." said Agent Kim as Mordecai groaned.
"Okay, look, how about we parachute to the sea. In that way, we will get injured and we won't die."
Rigby sighed, "Mordecai, this is a freaky and confusing story and we are cartoons so roll with it." said Rigby as he jumped out of the chopper and opened his parachute. And soon, the others joined him.
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Mordecai and Rigby were seen in front of a school wearing school. Rigby groaned, "Oh, what! We bunked school to join a secret agency for a day and now we're going to school in London... I didn't sign up for it."
Mordecai rolled his eyes, "Oh, now you notice it. And I don't remember myself wearing this school uniform and how is it possible that we parachuted to this school."
Rigby sighed, "Dude, again. This is a cartoon so roll with it."
Agents Kim and Kon returned with van as they planted bugs on Mordecai and Rigby, "Those are bugs. A hidden microphone or other electronic eavesdropping device. We can hear anything you talk about using that."
Mordecai looked at the agents, "Cool, so what's the plan?"
Agent Kon nodded, "We believe that Rusev has a daughter named Claire and she studies in this school." said Agent Kon as he showed him a picture of a girl with blonde hair and hot body.
Mordecai and Rigby started drooling as Mordecai snapped out of it, "Okay, so all we got to do is to sweet talk her about her dad, sounds easy enough."
Agent Kim shook his head, "Not close, we don't want her to know what's going on. Anyway, she's having this big party and she invited the people who are in her good book.
Agent Kon nodded, "Once you get invited, you sneak into the mansion, you cut the security shield so we can race in and stop Rusev Ramovic once and for all."
Rigby smiled, "So we got to talk to her, right? Because again, she's pretty hot."
Agent Kon smiled, "I heard that Claire likes tall and cool boys so Mordecai, you have to flirt with Claire."
Mordecai groaned, "Wow, I have a girlfriend back in America. And I can't even flirt."
Agent Kim smiled, "Don't worry about that. We will feed you lines through your earplug now go."
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The bell rang as Mordecai and Rigby got in the class and saw Claire. There was no one beside her so Rigby figured to sit on that stop but Mordecai beat him to it. Rigby groaned as he sat beside a nerd.
Mordecai started sweating as Claire looked at him and rolled her eyes. Agent Kon (on earplugs), "Okay, Mordecai. Give her a compliment and introduce yourself as the new kid."
Mordecai sighed as he looked at Claire, "Hey... I'm the new kid."
Claire groaned, "Yeah, so what?"
Mordecai gulped as he turned back, "Yo, Kon, I think my heart is wants to hurl."
Agent Kon (on earplugs), "Compliment her dude."
Mordecai then got back to Claire, "Ah, you... Don't... Smell bad. And I think you're cute." said Mordecai as Claire looked at her fingernails.
Agent Kon (on earplugs), "Okay, you're really bad at flirting so say what I'm going to say."
Mordecai sighed, "Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the prettiest of them all. I think I'm looking at her right now."
Claire giggled as she clapped her hands. Mordecai smiled, "Hey, I think she liked that cheesy and confusing flirt." said Mordecai as two big guys appeared and threw Mordecai away.
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Mordecai and Rigby were at Arts class and they were painting.
Agent Kon (on earplugs), "Ok, Mordecai, compliment her painting and say..."
Mordecai went to Claire and made a nervous smile, "Your use of texture resembles the impressionistic masters." Claire again got bored and clapped her hands. Her bodyguards returned. Mordecai gulped, "Oh, hey, your bodyguards are back." Again, Claire's bodyguards took Mordecai and threw him away.
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Mordecai and Rigby were at the van where Agent Kim and Kon were at. At the back of the van, there was a spy-tech room that's filled spy things and whatever.
Mordecai had a bandage that was slinging on his arm and he had an ice pack on his head, "I quit! I'm done with spy things. Are you sure she's not the one who's trying to take over the world? Cause she's evil! Pretty hot, but evil."
Agent Kim shook his head, "She's a the evil person. Look at this file photo," said Agent Kim as he opened a file photo of the Rusev, "This guy has a fat white cat and has an eyepatch. Everyone knows that wearing an eyepatch and having a fat white cat equals to evil. And besides, who wears an eyepatch these days?"
Agent Kon continued, "And our satellite picked up this picked up this delivery of bentonite to his place."
Rigby got confused, "What's bentonite?"
Agent Kim shrugged, "Don't know, but man, its sounds dangerous. Now get back in there and get invited to that party."
Mordecai groaned, "But she hates me!"
Agent Kim smiled, "Oh, don't worry about that. I had 7 girlfriends in my life and I dumped them all. Listen to me, then we are in."
Agent Kon groaned, "Hey, I'm the one who's talking to Mordecai."
Agent Kim sighed, "We'll talk about this later."
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Mordecai and Rigby arrived at the cafeteria and saw Claire. Rigby then looked at the cafeteria food and cried, "Oh, no they don't."
Mordecai looked at his friends, "Wait, what?"
Rigby pointed, "They have meatball subs in London. Dude, if you need me, I'll be eating meatball subs." said Rigby as he ran away.
Mordecai then sat beside Claire as she got bored. Mordecai smiled, "So, you come here often?" said Mordecai as Claire was about to call her guards but Mordecai started acting freaky, "Are you kidding me?! That's your best pick-up line?" said Mordecai as Claire got confused. But what Mordecai didn't know, is that Agent Kim and Kon were arguing so Mordecai was saying what they were saying.
Mordecai held up his hands, "What do you picking it up? A bus ticket to Losertown... Okay, that's it, I need a new partner... Where will go? Pick someone up with your line... Oh, Mr. Funnyman. You know what I don't need, all of this! I'm going outside to take some air." said Mordecai as he saw Agent Kim going outside. Mordecai saw him on the window and noticed what he just did. He took off his earplug and threw it away, "Note to self, never listen to earplugs."
When Claire's bodyguards were about to give Mordecai the boot, Claire stopped them, "Hehe, you're funny."
Mordecai frowned, "Wait, you're finally talking to me."
Claire flicked her hair seductively and looked at Mordecai, "Do you wanna come to my party this afternoon... As my date?"
Mordecai smiled, "Yes... Wait, as your date?"
Claire groaned, "My boyfriend Harry broke up with me and I need a date for my super sweet 16 so that I could make him jealous."
Mordecai thought about it and sighed, "Okay, but on one..." said Mordecai but Claire kissed him on the beak.
Claire smiled, "Great, now I will make sure Tod gets what I want him to get."
Mordecai got confused, "Hey, I thought Harry was your boyfriend? And I don't even know this guy."
Claire groaned, "Tod is my ex-boyfriend that dumped me after Harry did. I was planning to send one of dad's men to tie them up and dump them on the edge of a volcano but I made that as Plan B. Well, see you later, boyfriend."
Mordecai sighed and Rigby appeared with meatball subs, "Oh, hey dude. What's up?"
Mordecai looked at him, "We are invited to Claire's party and I'm her boyfriend."
Rigby smiled, "Cool, you have two girlfriends now."
Mordecai groaned, "Don't remind me, dude."
Rigby took a bite to his meatball sub, "Hm, want a sub?"
Mordecai took the meatball sub and took a bite, "Thanks dude."
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Mordecai and Rigby were at the party and it was filled with teenagers all over. It was outside and it was really lame. Since this is London, it wasn't a wild party. Some guys were talking about royalty and some girls were at a tea party.
Mordecai groaned, "Wow, this is most boring super sweet 16 ever."
Rigby nodded, "Yeah, I mean, where are the crazy dudes? Where are those couples who are making out?!"
Mordecai pointed, "At least there's a chocolate fountain?"
Rigby's earplug ringed as he looked at Mordecai, "Oh yeah, dude, the agents are calling us."
Mordecai and Rigby went outside the yard and saw the van. They got in and Agent Kim gave them black suits. Mordecai and Rigby quickly wore them and smiled.
Mordecai looked at the agents, "Guys, what's with this new and expensive suit?"
Rigby nodded, "Yeah, they feel comfortable."
Agent Kim smiled, "Yeah, feel that comfort while you still can. Because they are implanted with a bomb."
Mordecai and Rigby frowned, "Bomb!?"
Agent Kon smiled, "We made them so that when our mission is going bad, then we'll destroy everything."
Mordecai tried taking the suits off but they wouldn't budge, "You guys are crazy and why won't they come off?"
Agent Kon chuckled, "They are programmed to stick to its partner until the creator tells them to come off. But look at the bright side, at least we can call you a walking timebomb."
Agent Kim looked at Kon, "Well, they are just walking bombs. I mean, there's no timer in the bomb so there's no need for walking timebomb."
Agent Kon groaned, "We'll talk about this later. Anyway, now guys, I want you sneak in the house and disarm the security system and its in the kitchen."
Mordecai and Rigby nodded as they were about to get out the van but Agent Kon stopped them.
"Oh yeah, guys. I need to tell you something. The suit is controlled by mechanical and technical things so I warn you. If your drink or water miss your mouths and head to the suits, then its over for you guys. And by that, I mean the suit will explode if the drink or water hits the suit."
Mordecai gulped, "Ah, yeah. Got that." said Mordecai as he and Rigby went inside the mansion and they saw a red button.
Rigby looked around to see there's no one to spot them, "Let's make this quick."
When they were about to disable the security system, Claire went to the kitchen and saw them.
Claire looked at the two and saw Mordecai, "Oh, hey Mordipoo. I can't believe you came to my party. You know, how about I give you a tour to my bedroom?" said Claire as she took Mordecai away.
Before going, Mordecai looked at Rigby, "Finish the mission, I'll be back." said Mordecai as he was grabbed away. Rigby chuckled as he did everything by himself.
Mordecai and Claire arrived at the bedroom and it looked sick. She had a big TV set. Queen sized bed and other girly things. Claire smiled as she pressed a button on a remote as the door was locked. Claire then took off her shirt to saw her big boobs. Mordecai kept staring at the boobs but he remembered what happened last time he cheated on Margaret.
Mordecai started sweating, "Ah, Claire, I think you should wear your shirt again, please."
Claire then seductively put them arms around Mordecai and smiled, "You know, I like a guy that wears a black suit, but how about we take it off just for a while." said Claire as she took off Mordecai's jacket.
Mordecai frowned, "Wait, how did you take it off? I tried doing that for 7 minutes and you just do it for 7 seconds?"
Claire giggled, "I dealt with these types of suits before." said Claire as she kissed Mordecai. He tried pushing her but he couldn't resist the pressure. But then, while Mordecai was in the moment, Claire took a needle and shot Mordecai with it.
Mordecai started getting dizzy and looked at Claire, "What the... What's... Going on?"
Claire smirked, "You think I don't know how to handle a spy? Well, you got another thing coming for you, doofus." said Claire as Mordecai passed out.
In the kitchen, Rigby was done setting off the security as he alerted the agents, "Guys, the alarm is out. Its safe to get in."
Agent Kim and Kon got out of the van and ran to the front door but when they were about to get in, some guards got of the bushes and aimed their guns at the agents.
Agent Kim groaned and alerted Rigby, "Rigby, its a trap. Get out... Get out now!"
Rigby freaked out as a dart hit him on the neck, "What the... Where did this dart came from?" said Rigby but he immediately got dizzy and he was knocked out.
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Inside a secret underground lair, Mordecai and Rigby were tied up above a bowl filled with acid. Mordecai woke up as he looked around the lair. It was cool and he saw 3 missiles. After that, Mordecai looked at Claire, "Claire, so you are working with your dad, huh? You know I trusted you."
Claire smiled, "Huh, you think I'm working with my dad? What kind of idiot are you?"
Mordecai got confused, "Wait, your dad isn't working with you?"
Claire rolled her eyes, "That old burf is right behind you." said Claire as Mordecai looked at the guy with an eyepatch that is tied up with him and Rigby, "Wait, Rusev Ramovic? Why are you tied up?"
Rusev Ramovic got confused, "I don't know, I didn't even know had a secret underground basement and I didn't even know that I had an evil daughter. Claire, untie me right now or I'll take away your room."
Claire chuckled, "Oh, please. You know you won't do it. I'm your most favorite person in the world, remember? But anyway, you never had time to play with me or even talk with me, daddy. You always spend time with your dumb cat and you even love your work more than you love your daughter. Well, that's ends today. Once these missiles leave this room, then there's no stopping them."
Mordecai cleared his throat as he gained attention, "Ah, may I ask, what do you wanna blow up?"
Claire smiled, "Oh, I don't wanna blow up anything. This guy wants to." said Claire as an evil laugh was heard. The door opened and someone with dark hair and dark eyes entered the basement.
Rigby suddenly woke up and looked at Mordecai, "Oh, hey dude, I had the weirdest dream ever. You were there... And that guy with the eyepatch was there... That girl was there... Mordecai, what's going on?"
Mordecai sighed, "Dude, that wasn't a dream. You were knocked out by Claire."
Rigby looked at Claire and at her dad, "But I thought... Rusev is the evil mastermind."
Mordecai looked at him, "I'll tell you later."
Rigby then looked at the guy beside Claire, "Wait... Mr. Kittens. Long time no see."
Mr. Kittens groaned, "Wait, no one calls me that ever since... Oh, great. Mordecai and Rigby, since when did you two became agents?"
Mordecai smiled, "Hey, I knew that I've seen you from somewhere."
Claire looked at Mr. Kittens, "Wait, you know them?"
Mr. Kittens nodded, "Yeah, I used to be their teacher and detention guardian when I was a teacher back in the days. Claire, those two are bad news. Let's destroy them now. And its Mr. Kat, not Mr. Kittens."
Rigby smiled, "Oh, come on, dude. You know us, we go wayyy back, remember."
Mr. Kat face-palmed, "That's it, its time to end this." said Mr. Kat pressed a button on a remote as the missiles started counting down for 5 minutes.
Claire groaned, "Seriously, you programmed it to countdown. How kind of sicko does that?"
Mr. Kat looked at Claire, "The countdown makes the scene cool."
While Claire and Mr. Kat were arguing, Mordecai came up with a plan to untie them, "Hey Rigby, remember that wrist watch the agents gave us. Well, Claire took mine so you are the only person that can untie us."
Rigby looked down and saw that they were above a bowl filled with acid, "Dude, when I untie us, we will die."
Mordecai smirked, "Don't worry about that. I can handle it. Rusev's hand is nearer to the watch. If he holds the red button, a lazer that can cut through anything can cut this rope but before that, I will give you the signal when the time's right," said Mordecai as he looked at Claire, "Hey Claire, I was thinking and I would like us to be an official couple."
Claire frowned, "Wait, seriously. OMG, I totally knew it. Guards! Set Mordecai free."
Mr. Kat looked at Claire, "What?! Are you crazy?! Its a trick!"
Claire looked at Mr. Kat, "Dude, your voice is very squeaky so #silence." said Claire as the guards moved Mordecai, Rigby and Rusev away from the bowl filled with acid and untied Mordecai.
He then went to Claire and smiled, "You know, you're the most beautiful girl in the world." said Mordecai as he kissed Claire.
Mr. Kat face-palmed, "What the... Claire, are you serious?"
Mordecai then hugged Claire and turn around to face Rigby. Mordecai nodded his head while Mr. Kat and Claire were arguing as Rusev pressed Rigby's watch as the lazer cut the rope and Rigby and Rusev fell down. Claire and Mr. Kat saw this and got angry, "How did they escape?" said Claire as she looked at Mordecai, who was smirking.
Claire groaned, "You... You tricked me." Rigby then stood beside Mordecai as Claire started getting furious. She pressed a button as ninjas appeared out of nowhere.
Mordecai frowned, "Ninjas, its always the ninjas."
Mr. Kat groaned but smiled when the missiles where down counting down. Outside, the chocolate fountain opened up as the teenagers ran away. One by one, the missiles flew away as Mordecai and Rigby's first spy mission was totally going wrong.
Mr. Kat smiled, "Hehe, its too late to do anything now. The missiles will destroy the prime military base of America, Russia and China. Once those military bases are out, then I can use my weapons to rule the world." said Mr. Kat as he made an evil laugh.
"Not so fast." said someone as everyone looked at the right to see the Agent Kim and Agent Kon.
Mr. Kat smiled, "Kim and Kon, the agents of K.I.D.S., you two are two late to do anything."
Agent Kim pressed a button on his wrist watch as the missiles were blown up.
Mr. Kat frowned as he looked at the agents, "What the... What did you do?"
Agent Kon chuckled, "When Mordecai and Rigby were busted, me and Kim made a deal with the guards that ambushed us. Then we sabotaged your plan by implanting bombs on the missiles and the missiles were blown up when they arrived at the sea."
Rigby smiled, "Dudes, cool plan."
Mr. Kat grunted his teeth as he got angry, "That's it, ninjas, attack!" said Mr. Kat as the ninjas attacked.
Mordecai and Rigby looked at each other and smiled, "Our life-long dream has finally came true." said the two as they fist-pumped and started fighting ninjas. Claire started running away but Rusev cornered her, "Well, favorite daughter in the world, I think you're grounded." said Rusev as the agents handcuffed her.
The ninjas gave Mordecai and Rigby wedgies and Mordecai looked at Rigby, "Dude, use the Neutralizer." said Mordecai as Rigby pressed a button on his watch and gas knocked out the ninjas.
Mr. Kat tried escaping but Mordecai and Rigby captured him and the agents handcuffed. After a short while, the mansion was filled with helicopters as some secret agents arrested Mr. Kat and Claire.
Then some guy with a beard approached Mordecai and Rigby, "I've heard from Kim and Kon that you two are the ones that captured Desmond Kat and Claire RamoviƧ. Those two have been wanted for months and thanks to you, we finally got them. Now, for saving the day, we give you these." said the spy agency general as he gave them the Neutralizers.
Mordecai smiled, "Oh, what... You mean, we can keep the watch. Cool."
The general smiled, "Yeah, its a gift from the agency. Now see you next time." said the general as he walked away.
Agent Kim and Kon appeared and smiled, "Well, its been fun working with you guys. Till we meet again, Agent Mordecai and Agent Rigby."
Mordecai and Rigby frowned as they looked at the agents, "Wait, what?
Agent Kim smiled, "Before the mission started, we told you that the mission was only temporary but quite frequently, you two deserve a different spot on the agency. So how about it... Wanna join K.I.D.S.?"
Mordecai and Rigby looked at each other and fist-pumped, "Dude, of course we will join it."
Agent Kon smiled, "Your next mission is in Tuesday." said Agent Kon as he and Agent Kim flew away with their jetpacks.
Mordecai and Rigby watched on as Rigby figured something, "Wait... Since we're in London, how do we get back home?"
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