Requested by vale-sama
Prompt: rivetra fic!. truth or dare, which hanji the idea of the game. (not modern AU)
"It's boring with a capital 'B' in bold." Hanji complained from her seat, tea gone cold from the time passed.
"No titans to poke at?" Levi had no idea why he had even mentioned the T word when he knew his comrade fantasizes about them; urgh.
"They have all been poked and more and it's night time, the babies are asleep." Hanji said softly, seemingly afraid she would disrupt her precious babies' well-deserved rest. Well-deserved indeed; after being poked and electrocuted and skewered and burned and whatever sadistic torture in the name of science Hanji has managed to inflict upon them, the titans were properly wishing for a swift death in their sleep.
"Besides, Erwin is here too. If the commander is here, it means it's boring!" Hanji all but cried her boredom out, hands resorting to hugging Petra and sobbing into the poor soldier's jacket, snort and all leaking out.
Petra, the kind saint, patted Hanji's head comfortingly, "We could play a game?"
The moment Hanji heard 'game', her spirit got revived and became her usual self again, making the crew cringe; Levi swore Erwin just shifted himself an inch away from the thrilled woman. "I propose a game of truth or dare!" She shouted, extending her invitation throughout the castle, not that anyone sane would take up on her offer.
"I'm done here." Levi dragged his chair out, determined to make it out of the mess hall alive with his sanity intact.
"Why? Is humanity's strongest scared of a little game?" Hanji taunted the escaping soldier.
Levi knew what her aim was but he still fell for it like an idiot, hook, line and sinker. "Who the hell is scared? I just need to finish up the paperwork Erwin had conveniently dumped on my table this morning."
"Those papers are not urgent."
Levi shot a glare so hard Erwin hid his smirk behind his tea cup.
"There you have it." Hanji got up and pushed Levi back down into his seat, the shorter one shrugging off her hands, citing germs. Grabbing an empty bottle from Rose-knows-where, the excited brunette slammed it in the middle of the table, "Since I'm the goddess called Holy Hanji, –" A few snorts were heard in the direction of Auruo and Erd, "I shall go first!"
Perhaps she had used too much strength; the bottle showed no signs of stopping after ten seconds.
"Oi, shitty glasses. What the fuck did you eat just now?"
"The same shit as you all did."
By the looks on everyone's face except Hanji's, they all looked ready to throw up, preferably on her. Before anyone could actually do the possible, the bottle stopped, its nozzle pointing towards Auruo.
Letting out an evil cackle, Hanji rubbed her hands together while Auruo could only gulped. "Truth or dare, soldier?"
"T-Truth?" He squeaked.
Booming her question loud enough to summon titans from beyond the wall, Hanji screamed, "And I've gotcha! Enlighten us! Why do you imitate Levi's quirky habit and off-putting attitude?"
Curious eyes turned to the sweating soldier, even Levi's. Why, his eyes seemed to say as they looked at him above his teacup rim.
"Because he's … cool?"
"That's all?" Hanji was disappointed beyond belief at the lack of information.
"Yes."
"A boring answer from a boring man." She sighed. "It's your turn to spin the bottle."
Auruo held back a few expletives since Hanji was of a rank higher than his, spinning the bottle as instructed. As time passed, the questions became less typical and more risqué; maybe because of the whiskey Hanji had pilfered from Erwin's secret stash, to which Erwin dared Hanji to not do any titan-related experiments for a week.
"Erwin, I fucking hate you!" She screamed into his face, not caring about her alcoholic breath.
"Don't worry, I don't mind hate-sex." He generously shared.
"Oh? I'll see you afterwards then…" Hanji hiccuped.
"Nobody needs to know that, shitty glasses." Levi snapped, a little woozy as the alcohol started to kick in.
"Whatever, shorty." Reaching over to spin the damned bottle, it faced Levi. Hanji shouted as coherently as possible, "Levi! Among us, who would you shag?!"
"What?!" He screamed, not anticipating that kind of question, especially not with so many people around.
"You heard me! Who would you have sex with? Your choices are all assembled here!"
Looking around, the guys are out; he wasn't into anal like some were, which left Hanji and Petra. Rather than dealing with an untameable animal in bed, Levi chose, "Petra."
The chosen one squeaked, surprised that her captain actually selected her. "Me?" She pointed to herself, finger slightly wavering.
Levi didn't answer her, choosing to take another gulp of whiskey while Erwin, who was pretty much smashed by this time, told them he was fine with them sleeping together as long as they used protection.
Petra got so flustered, she quickly gave her cup a bottoms up, resulting in her choking and spitting the drink out, several drops landing onto her uniform.
"Sorry, I'll go get cleaned up." Petra left the group, stumbling her way to the door with unsteady steps.
"I'll help you." Levi followed behind, hands ready to catch his soldier who was beginning to shut down.
Hanji, although inebriated, managed to give them a sound advice, "Remember to use protection, kiddos!"
The door closed but not before Levi managed to flip her the finger.
