Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight. But I just bought an Edward Cullen Fan club shirt as a present to myself and I am super excited (obsess much?...lol).
To my Review Crew! Party on Garth, partly on Wayne. Shwing!
This chapter I would like to dedicate to Jessica Laurens for pushing everything away for the past 3 days to read this. And for appreciating my taste in music and making a play list for my story (I was actually thinking of typing one up for all of you). Also to ObsessedFan16 who raised my self esteem through the roof!! I would love to write my own book one day. No worries, I am not afraid of the mayonnaise-eating-killer-squirrels. I knew some one who grew up on a mayonnaise farm...so you can't threat me with that...lol.
Thanks to everyone who wished me a happy birthday. You guys seriously made this year one to remember!
I suppose you wanna know what happens now. So, ON WITH IT...
BPOV
I woke quite peacefully and well rested the morning after the theme park madness. But when I rolled to my side, Edward was missing. No, this was not how it was supposed to be. I was supposed to wake up and get kissed by my god. I would sigh, and he would smile and all would be right in the world.But, here I was, in bed with no Edward.
I sat up and looked around the room. No Edward. I looked at the bathroom door. The lights were off and the door was open. No Edward. And then the bedroom door opened.
"You're up already?" Edward asked in a disappointed tone. I simply nodded.
"Where were you?" I asked him, sounding disappointed myself.
"Well, I thought you would like to stay in bed a bit longer and relax." he said with a smile. I gave him a questioning look. "We have full reign over them and the house, remember?"
"What did you do?" I asked with a smile.
He shrugged. "Jasper and Emmett are making breakfast and Rose and Alice will serve it to us in bed. Then, they all have to leave the house until nine thirty tonight." he said with a smile while he climbed back into bed with me.
"Where are they going?" I asked, remembering we were able to decide what they did for the day.
"I didn't specify. They can go anywhere but the mall." he told me. "I hope you don't mind I did this without asking you. I wanted it to be a surprise." he said, sounding a little worried.
I gave him a chaste kiss. "Of course it's alright. Thank you."
Moments later, I couldn't help but giggle as Alice and Rosalie entered the room, each carrying a tray of breakfast food.
"Thank you ladies. That will be all for now. See you at nine thirty. And you are not allowed to come back to the house a moment before." Edward instructed, fully enjoying that he had control.
"Yes sir." they both answered in low, and almost sad voices. I tried to picture them in maid uniforms and almost died of laughter at Rose and Alice of all people having to wear a plain black and white frock.
"What is so funny?" Edward asked as he stared at me in confusion. I just shook my head, knowing fully well there was no way he would see the humor without the mental image I provided myself with. He let the topic drop and we started to feast on our breakfast.
Jasper really did make the best pancakes ever. "Yay! Strawberries. They're my favorite, did you know that?" I said excited to have my favorite fruit. It had been a long time since I last had some.
"No, I didn't." Edward chuckled. "But you are clearly excited about it. Would it be terrible cliche to feed you your strawberries?" he asked.
I nodded. "Absolutely. But, that's never stopped you before." I said with a laugh.
I picked one up and began to feed them to me, and every so often, I would give one to him too. "You know, these would be much better dipped in chocolate." he said with a wicked smile.
"I like chocolate." I said with an answering smile. "So, what would you like to do today? We have the whole house to ourselves."
His face instantly lit up and his green eyes started sparkling like the sun on the ocean. "Would you mind helping me fulfill a fantasy?" he asked sounding ashamed and a little embarrassed.
My heart started to flutter and I got excited. "Anything." I said instantly.
"Don't laugh at me, please, but I've always wanted to do this." he explained.
"Edward, I would do anything for you. Just tell me, and I'm in." I said, getting even more excited. He looked at me with a huge grin on his face like a little boy who just walked into a toy store.
He removed my tray from my lap and then stood up and walked to his closet. He pulled out a white button down shirt and put it on, taking off his shirt and pants from the night before.
He took out another identical white shirt and threw it at me. "Take off everything but your underwear, that shirt and socks." he instructed. I started at him in confusion, but complied.
He ran over to his massive CD collection and grabbed a case. He ran back over to me and took my hand and bolted out of the room toward the stairs. Now I was getting a little worried. This didn't seem to be going in the direction I thought it would. We got to the bottom of the stairs by the living room where he stopped.
"Stay her, and don't move." he said to me. He quickly ran into the dining room and back, handing me a candlestick. I just stared at it.
"Edward?" I asked.
He gently kissed my forehead. "If you are my soul mate, you'll know what to do." he said with a laugh.
He ran to the CD player in the living room and put his CD in. He must be excited. There was a lot of running going on. He hit play and the music started, along with Edward.
"Da na na na na na na na" the song played as Edward slid across the hardwood floor in his socks with a candlestick in his hands. I instantly knew what he was doing and suddenly everything made sense.
"Da na na na na na na na" the song repeated as I slid towards Edward in my shirt and socks, a little surprised I didn't fall.
"Just take those old records off the shelf. I'll sit and listen to them by myself. Today's music ain't got the same soul. I want that old time Rock n' Roll." we started to lip syn into our candlesticks.
We danced around the living room to the whole song and when it finished, we collapsed on the couch. Edward and I took one look at each other and started laughing hysterically. Here, I thought he would ask me to do some kinky sex act for him. Noooooo. What kind of boyfriend would do that? My boyfriend just had me act out one of the most classic movies scenes ever. We had just mocked Tom Cruise in Risky Business (If you don't know what that is...1. you should be ashamed, and 2. Go to youtube and watch it. I promise it makes it better if you know what I am talking about).
Edward leaned over and kissed my forehead. "Thank you." he said with another laugh.
"Of all the things you ask me to do, you have me impersonate Tom Cruise?" I asked with a laugh myself.
He just shrugged. "It's a guy thing."
I let it go. I didn't want to pretend that I knew what was going on in that sexy and crazy head of his. "To each their own." I said as I hauled myself off the couch. "Can I go put some real clothes on, if we're done sliding all over the floor?" I asked with a giggle.
"If you must." he sighed.
I started for the stairs when I heard him yell. "Wait. Have you ever been speed skating?" he asked with a playful smile.
"Uh, I think it's a little hot out to go speed skating." I answered confused by his question.
"When you said 'sliding on the floor' it reminded me of something Alice, Emmett, and I used to do as kids." he said, clearly excited again. "Go change. We're going to make a run to get some soap, shampoo, and conditioner." he said with a smile.
"You're not going to tell me, are you?" I more stated than asked.
He came up to me, took both my hands in his and stared into my eyes. "Bella, I think this will be fun. And if you let me have my fun, you can do whatever you want with me for the rest of the day." he bargained.
It sounded like a pretty good deal to me. "Okay, Edward. Let's go get you supplies." I said and ran up stairs to change into some shorts and a tee shirt.
As soon as we were both presentable, we got into his Volvo and sped towards town to get Edward's much anticipated supplies.
The whole way there (which granted, was only a couple minutes) I was trying to think of what he could possible be up to. A shower? But we already had shampoo, conditioner, and soap. A really, really long shower? I actually didn't mind the sound of that. But he said he and his siblings used to do it when they were young. Okay, scratch the shower idea.
We arrived at the store and walked in. Edward grabbed a basket to put everything he needed in and we headed towards the shampoos. I just started throwing in bottles of shampoo. BOTTLES! He had about 7 bottles of shampoo before moving on to the conditioner to which he got 7 more. What the hell? I kept thinking to myself. A shower party?
Next, he got soap. His eyes grew wide when he saw soap in a gallon sized jug and he grabbed it. Without a word, we went to the checkout where the cashier looked at the merchandise and then at us. His face matched mine in expression. Confusion. While Edward just had a slight smile on his face. He paid, and we were once again in the Volvo.
"Edward, seriously, what is going on? What are you going to make me do? Are you hosting a shower party? If you're hoping to get me to swing with another couple, I wont do it. I love you, but..."
"Bella, I would never do that." he cut me off with a disgusted look on his face. "The only one I will ever be interested in making love to is you." he said as he glanced at me with a smile.
His smile made my mind fuzzy for a moment and I could feel a small smile sweep across my face. His eyes turned back to the road, and my head snapped back to the current situation. "Can't you tell me yet?" I asked as he parked in the driveway.
He got out and opened my door for me, taking my hand. "Nope."
We walked into the house with our bags and I saw his eyes immediately start to survey the room.
"Hon, you live here. What could you possibly be looking for?" I asked him with a bit of humor in my voice.
"The best place to do this." he said as his eyes widened at the kitchen. "Perfect."
He walked to the kitchen and motioned for me to join him, which I did. For some reason, he had us start to move the chairs from the kitchen/dining room into the living room where Edward said they would, 'be safe'. Great...this sounded like I might die from doing it.
In the end, he had me strip down to my bra and underwear while he was only in his boxer briefs. We started to pour shampoo, conditioner, and soap all over the floor, making it a slippery death trap. Realization hit me like a bag of bricks to the face, and scared me just as much.
"Speed skating? You want me to race you on this death trap of a floor?" I asked in disbelief.
He looked up at me and nodded slowly with a devious smile on his face. I tried desperately to get out of it, but of course I couldn't deny him anything and so there I was, in a slippery kitchen with only my bra and underwear on, getting ready to slide to my death on a kitchen floor.
I held on to the kitchen counter top so I wouldn't slide quiet yet. The track was from the counter top, around the table once, and back. If it had been anything else, it would've been an easy course...no problem. But turning on the slippery surface was going to be tricky.
"On your mark, get set. Go!" Edward yelled.
We both pushed off the counter to propel ourselves forward, but neither of us made it too far without slipping and landing on the floor. I was able to crawl to the table and use it to pull myself up. I started to slide again, much more careful this time and made it around once, before Edward shouted "Boo" from very close behind me and I went sliding down again.
He laughed as he started to pass me, but I would have none of that, so I grabbed his ankle, causing him to slip and fall down as well.
I started to crawl again on my hands and knees towards the counter top...the final destination. But my hands and knees were sliding all of the place, making it rather difficult, and Edward was gaining on me.
He pulled my back by grabbing my leg and dragging my body across the floor so I was even with him. Our eyes met for and instant and we both began a struggle towards the finish line. I was so close. I pushed harder and with a pounce, I just barely touched the wood of the bottom of the counter.
"Victory!" I yelled and then collapsed on the floor. Edward was beside me lying down as well in an instant.
"Beginner's luck." he laughed.
"Yeah, I'm sure that's it." I said, pulling myself up to a sitting position. "Gross! I feel like a toad or something." I said in disgust. "I'm all slippery and slimy."
Edward sat up as well and made his way to me. "I think slime suits you." he said with a chuckle before giving me a kiss. "Thank you. That was fun. I am your's for the rest of the day." he said with a laugh.
"In that case." I said, before crushing my lips to his. The force I pushed on him, caused him to slip and fall to his back onto the slippery kitchen floor with me landing on top of him. But neither of us broke the kiss as his one of his hands went to the small of my back, pressing me closer, and the other knotted in my hair. My hands started to trace his bare chest.
I slid my body against his, both being equally slimy, and he let out a small groan. He brought his hands together at my back to unclasp my bra and throw it elsewhere. I moved to straddle him and tugged at his underwear. Due to the soap, and shampoo, those slid down rather easily, and the same went for mine as his hands seemed to glide down my legs with the garment.
Now fully naked, he rolled us over so he was on top and pressed his lips to my ear. "Yes, I think this lubricated state fits you quite well." he whispered breathlessly into my ear.
I could feel his hard member press harder against my stomach and let out a moan. I looked up at Edward to see a smile on his face. He started to slide his shaft up and down my very slippery body, creating an incredible sensation. Our bodies sliding against each other was a pleasant change from the usual friction of flesh on flesh.
But he had, had enough playing around with me, and he recaptured my lips as he slid effortlessly inside me, causing me to moan into his mouth. I tried to grasp his shoulders as he thrashed harder and harder, but they just kept sliding over his body every time I tried to grab. Not to mention my back was sliding against the cool and wet floor beneath me.
I wrapped my legs around his torso, only to have them slide off.
"Oh god, Bella. I love you sliding...all...over me." he was able to get out in between thrusts.
I locked my arms around his neck and that seemed to be the only way to be able to hold him. And I could feel my breasts slightly bouncing against his chest as we moved together. In fact, I became more aware of how much of me slid against him.
Every time I would buck my hips into him, my footing on the floor would falter and they would slide down the floor. But, god, was it all worth it. When we both came, I was hesitant to let his body leave mine, but I unlocked my arms and he got off to lye down next to me.
"Well, I think a shower is in order." he said, looking over at me.
"We have enough shampoo." I laughed.
We some how managed to pull ourselves off the floor and cautiously slid to the stairs. Going up I still had to be careful. The stairs weren't slippery, but I sure as hell was.
Once in Edward's room I saw his naked for walk in front of me to the bathroom. I ran up behind him and jumped onto his back in a piggy back style. I locked my arms around his neck and legs around his torso so I wouldn't slip off of him.
"Okay, I definitely need to get them out of the house more often." he said in a husky voice.
I decided to play with him a little, so I slid my body slightly against his back, knowing fully well that he could feel every part of my body slide against him.
"Bella," he said in a strained voice as we entered the bathroom and he turned on the shower, "do you think you can get off me now. Please." he begged.
I slid against him again, making him moan. "Because I can't do anything to you if you're behind me." he said in a voice dripping with lust. I dismounted by sliding all the way down his back, over his rear, to his feet.
Again we were at each other in the shower and when that ended he proceeded to carry me out of it and seat me on the counter that held the sink.
Finally, we ended up in bed with me laying on his chest, while he played with my hair.
"So, I was wondering what weekend you would like to take our trip?" he suddenly asked me.
I looked up at his face to find him smiling down at me. "It really doesn't matter to me. Whenever you see fit." I said honestly. I wasn't so sexually frustrated anymore..for obvious reasons.
"Okay, then. Hey, what do you want for dinner? You can have anything from any restaurant." he told me.
"Chinese would be so fantastic." I sighed as I saw Edward reach for his phone.
"Chinese it is." He started to dial. "Hey Emmett. Bella and I decided to bring you guys home early." he said into the phone.
I gave him a puzzled look. It was only 6:27, why would he want them home, early?
"Oh, and on your way, Bella and I are a little stuck in bed at the moment, could you get us some Chinese food?" he asked as he looked towards me with a silent laugh. "Great. Thank you so much. And before I forget, we made a little bit of a mess in the kitchen, so we're going to need you guys to clean that up for us. Thanks. Okay. Bye."
"That was a little mean, but pure genius." I told him with a laugh.
We cuddled together again and he started telling me how amazing I was, while I blushed at his words.
"You know, you really should stop saying that. One of these days, I'll start to believe you and I will be like all those other girls." I said jokingly.
He kissed my cheek, and then the corner of my mouth. "You will never be like those other girls, and I wish you would truly see how perfect you are."
I kissed his chest and let my hand brush gently against his inner thigh. "Bella..." he warned.
"Yes?" I asked innocently. "Do you not like that?" I asked knowing fully well the effect it had on him. I brushed against him again.
I knew it would affect him but I was caught a little off guard when he was suddenly on top of me.
"Edward." I got out through my giggles as he kissed my neck.
"Should we come back?" Alice asked holding our food.
Edward got off of me and sat up, being covered by the sheets. "No, we're hungry. I think Bella's worked up an appetite." he said, winking at me.
Alice and Rose handed us our food with chopsticks and left the room. I suddenly got an idea. I turned to Edward as a smile came to my face.
"Hey Edward, if you could eat anywhere in the house, where would it be?" I asked with a mischievous smile.
"Why do you ask?"
"Well I just though it was time for a little payback for what Rose and Emmett did to your piano, is all." I said, my smile growing wider.
"Did I ever tell you how much I love you?" he asked forming the same smile as me.
"Oh yes, we are quite the dangerous couple." I agreed. "Now, let's go get some justice."
Oh, they are evil. So, just a fun chapter with an official lemon to please you guys who wanted one. This was a fun one to type due to the whole Risky Business thing which I would LOVE to see Edward do...lol. I thought it was funny and random, and well, I'm just gonna say it...awesome...lol.
Hope you guys enjoyed reading it as much as I liked typing it. Well, I'm off to bed.
ashel-13
