Is she gone?

Lucina: Yes.

Link: Definetly.

Both: ...

Wendell: How do they keep on getting in here?! (Table flip.)


Sory 4 the lat updet.

Me: Nono. It's good. I heard there was a increase of dog adoption though!

I hed alota homwerk becuz Mr Jonson wants us 2 do the stuped siens fare and the reely lon repart (lik 5 tiped pages) is doo 2morow. Also I hed anotter tutaring season with Tiffany and she gav me sum lesions 2 do to halp with my wratin. But thats ok becuz Tiffany is a gud teecher. Its reely cold ot I cant wate 4 the wekand wen Ill hav Lauren 2 kep me warm (but not in a lesban way).

Narrator: HOW?! ALL I CAN THINK OF IS CUDDLING! I MEAN-

*POW!*

Lucina: SHUT IT!

CHAP 29: SAV THE POLATESHANS

Link: Why? Because we needed a sub-plot! Not a good one, that requires actual thought...


Everone want 2 Subspas and there was demans everwere. They atecked us.

Me: Well, they had to pay the bills somehow.

I tred 2 fite on but it was extramely powarfel. I coldnt evan hurt it. And there was lik a tun of tham 2 fit! Wen I actived my finale smosh I menaged 2 beet it. But there were 2 maney. And non of my allys cold us there finale smashs withot a smash bull.

Imagi: (Bursts in riding a bull that's looks like it's taken all the rage drugs.)

Me: WHY DO I LET YOU LIVE HERE?!

I new it wold tak lik forevar 2 beet tham all unlas their was a marakal. Lukely God is relly gud at thos. Suddanly a hole buncha smash bills apared and all of my allys startad hetting tham until they braked. Since everone had fetal smashs they cold fit the demins 2. And God mad them kep aparing wenevar they runned ot so evarone cold always us theres ovar and ovar agen. Son we bet enuf demans 2 get to The Room were Lank was kapt wen the bad guys capturd him. But the poletishans werent ther!

Link: Sorry Sara, your politicians are in another castle!

Lucina: We had to.

"Ono were r they" I sed "Samas u wer evul until just a bit ago do u no wer they r" "No sorry" Samas sed "I was in the Manshan wen they wer captared. I dont no were they r." "I no wer they r!" I herd. "Who sed that?" I sed.

Me: Probably plot convenience. Or God, but you could probably swap them out at this point...

"Noone sed anythen Sara" Marth sed. "Its me Evul Clon Sara but im not evul anymor. Im still in ur mined" I herd. I gess I forgat that Evul Clon Sara was stil in my hed becuz she was exectly lik me in evary way no so her thots wer lik min al the tim.

Narrator: Or you grew a tumor. I'm gonna bet on the latter.

"Were r they" I sed. "Who r u telkin 2" Lauren sed. "Its Evul Clon Sara. Shes still in my hed but shes not evul anemore becuz of the gayness cur that Tiffany med" I sed "I gess I shuld call her Gud Clon Sara now."

Lucina: She... does want revenge for this Sara hunting her down even though she didn't do anything, making her good in the first place, and original Sara the bad guy...

Me: Yes, but she goes along with it because she's now Sara's prisoner.

Link: We have now made a Shyamalan movie...

So Gud Clon Sara telled me wer the polateshuns wer and we want 2 fine tham. We excepted 2 fit Saten and Brek Obaba and Mikel Jaxon but we didant c tham anewere. Wen we got 2 the rom with Mit Ramni and Pol Rian and Jan Boner they wer all haven gay sax! This wod have ben a biger deel if we didant except this and bring the cur. We just injacted tham and they retuned 2 normel. "Thanks 4 saven us" Mut Romnoy sed. "Ya we wer rapped in2 been gay and wer goin 2 spy 4 the demacrit party but u curred us jus in tim" Pal Reyn sid. "Now we can retune 2 wasintan and stap Brak Obomeh frum destructing Amerka and enslaven all the wite pepole" Jin Boner sed.

Me: THEN WHAT THE HELL WAS THE POINT OF STEALING THE PLANS?!

"Cool do u no wer they want" I sed. "Satin and Obsama and Mikel Jaxin climed in2 ther tim masheen and want back in tim 2 the cival war" Mit Ramboy sed.

Lucina: When did... Never mind.

So the poletishans laft. I new we had 2 go bak and stap the villens ons and 4 all!

Link: YES! Go you horrible, horrible person who'll probably use the time machine for her own purposes...


EVERYONE READY?!

All: YES!

Imagi: Where's X? And who's that? (Gestures to SSBB Forever.)

X's representative.

SSBB: (Clutches frying pan tighter.) Got a problem with it?

Imagi: No...


Sara: COM OT LIBROS!

Author: Right here lady!

(Sara looks up to see them.)

Link: Does she count as a lady?

Imagi: I prefer abomination of mankind!

SSBB: CAN WE GET ON WITH IT?!

Imagi: Um, we are in the m-

Sara: *Force Lightning.*

Imagi: ABOMINATION. (Deflects with sycthe.) WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF PLAYFUL PRE-FIGHT BANTER. YOU DON'T INTERRUPT US YOU JERK! ATTACK!

Author: But that's my thing. Oh well...

Sara: (Gets DESTROYED by a fury of arrows, shotgun shells, bullets, and the like, before getting mashed in by sword, sledgehammer, scythe, and of course, frying pan strikes.)

Wendell: (Sets the remains on fire before taking a nap.)

WE'VE REACHED 2,000 VIEWS! MARIACHI BAND PARTY!

(Random Mariachi Band.)

Narrator: AND BALLOONS!

(BALLOONS!)

Wendell: AND A BALL PIT!

(Ball pit.)

Wendell: YAY!