Chapter 29 - What Happened to Onigiri?
The blond sighed as he reluctantly took out his phone. "Didn't I put this on silent yesterday? I must of hit the volume button by accident or something..." he muttered before finally answering it. "Yo."
"KAZUUUUUUUU EMERGENCYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY ONIGIRI IS IN THE HOSPITAL!" Ikki screamed through the phone, practically crying.
Kazu stood up quickly from the table. A concerned look crossed over his face with worry for his friend. "Wha-what? Why? What happened?"
"HE COLLAPSED FROM BLOOD LOSS, GET DOWN HERE NOW!"
"What happened?" Agito echoed as he looked at the phone, able to clearly hear the crow's screaming from the other end.
"Blood loss! Are you serious? Ikki what happened? Is he okay?"
"OKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN~ OUR POOR BOY!"
"Ikki! Stop playing around. Tell me what happened!"
"HIS NOSEBLEED WOULDN'T STOP!"
Kazu's face went blank as the worried expression quickly faded to a look of annoyance. "A-are you...you're kidding me right? God. Don't freakin' scare me like that you bastard!"
"B-b-b-b-but Kazu~~" Ikki whined, sniffling. "He's getting a blood transfer right now!"
The blond rolled his eyes, knowing the crow's reputation for over exaggerating events. "Then he'll be fine right? What an idiot. 'The hell was he looking a-no. You know what? I don't wanna know."
"I don't think I want to know either..." Agito sighed and rubbed his temples, feeling a headache creeping up on him.
"But Kazu~~" Ikki whined again.
"What?"
"Come down here! Onigiri's asking for you. He's delirious!"
Kazu rolled his eyes again despite the fact that Ikki couldn't see it. "Delirious my ass! How do you even lose that much blood from something so stupid?"
"He lost a whole bunch! And then he fainted from loss of blood, and it still kept going!"
The blond sighed. "You aren't gunna let this go are you? Do I really have to go down there?"
"YES! Unless you want Onigiri dead!"
"WHAT? What's that supposed to mean? Whatever..." The blond sighed again in defeat. "Fine. I'll be there in a bit all right. Calm down already."
"Good! By the way, have you seen Agito/Akito?"
"Uh..…" Kazu froze for a moment before pulling his hand close to his mouth and talking closely into the receiver to imitate a bad reception. "…..kshhhh... ka... tchhh... what? ...kshhh... Sotchhhphone ...kushh... catch... later... sh.…..tch-" he stuttered, quickly hanging up despite Ikki's oblivious calling out to him.
"KAZU? KAZU? KAZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-" *click*
"Fucking idiot," Agito mumbled only to freeze as he realized that he let a 'fuck' loose in front of the female Kaito.
"Oh, don't worry. Since it was connected to Ikki I'll let that one go. It's the only way to describe him," she assured with a soft sigh.
Kazu laughed lightly at the situation. "Alright. I'm going to meet Ikki at the hospital before he has a seizure or something...Are you coming Agito?"
"Sure, nothing to do around here anyway. Besides, Akito wants to see the stupid crow."
"Alright then," Kazu replied as he walked back into the living room. He picked up Agito's shirt and jacket along with his hat and tossed them to the boy as they headed for the door.
'Oh? You're going to let me have some time with Ikki-kun, Agito?' Akito asked cheerfully, having just woken up not that long ago.
'Yeah... Besides, I can't hog your body all the time.' Agito caught the articles of clothing and pulled them on, Kazu's hat first and then his top. He followed the blond out the door, stopping to strap on his AT.
'Ah...well...I guess. It does seem like it's been awhile,' the cheerful one agreed with a smile.
The blond sighed as they headed towards the hospital. "I'm friends with such idiots," he laughed.
"Fuck, yeah, you are," Agito replied with a snort.
'So~ you had a good night then Agito?' Akito piped up suddenly as his smile turned to a more mischievous expression.
'...' The shark paused and turned his back to the other boy. 'Yeah, I did.'
'That's good.' He tilted his head slightly at his other self's behavior. 'So what's wrong then?'
'Nothing.' He knew full well that, even if he didn't sound like it, he was blushing and that was just another hit to his pride and dignity.
'Uh-huh...you're silly Agito,' he giggled in amusement. Reading the shark's mind wasn't exactly rocket science. At least not for Akito.
'Shut up,' Agito groaned in embarrassment.
The boy sighed. 'You really aren't one to kiss and tell.'
'What, you want to know?'
'No. I don't need to know the details. That is between you and Kazuma-san. Based on your response I know what happened and I'm glad you had a good time.'
Kazu shook his head, still baffled by his friends and their antics. He was beginning to wonder how he used to and still sometimes did get dragged into their foolish little adventures. Well, they were perverts and rather moronic most of the time but… they did keep life exciting that's for sure. "Really Onigiri...only you could actually do something so stupid to get yourself admitted into the hospital over a nose bleed."
"Fuck, those idiots could do anything and end up in the hospital."
The blond laughed. "Yeah, it really doesn't take much. I'm surprised Ikki isn't in the hospital more often with the way he does things."
"Che, who knows, maybe that thick head of his protects his pea of a brain from being shaken up too much."
"Maybe."
The two fell into silence as they rode the rest of the way to the hospital. Kazu walked through the doors a bit reluctantly as he looked around for his overly dramatic friend.
Agito sighed and finally switched the eye patch, inwardly claiming zero responsibility for what damage might be caused by letting Akito swoon over the crow. Though, it had been almost a week since he last had their body to himself. It was definitely his turn to be out for awhile.
"OKAAAAA-SAAAAAN~!" The loud cry of the crow echoed down the hall as he came running towards his blond haired friend… or so he thought.
"IKKI-KUN~!" Akito shouted as he practically leaped towards Ikki, wrapping his arms tightly around the crow's waist, before he could even get close to Kazuma.
"Ahh! Akito!"
The boy just smiled against his protest and nuzzled his head into the Ikki's chest.
Kazu laughed slightly at the overenthusiastic boy. 'I guess it has been awhile since they switched.' "So, how is Onigiri? Still alive?" he asked, a bit sarcastically.
"Yeah, he's alive but... It's a bit strange... He's..."
"What…?"
"Hello..." A very thin Onigiri called as he walked out toward the blond.
Kazu blinked a couple times at this stranger who was apparently his friend. "O-Onigiri...?"
"Ohayougozaimasu. How are you Kazuma?" The newly thin boy asked politely as if it were completely natural for him to act this way.
"Say, Ikki...did he also fall and hit his head or something?"
"I-I think so..." Ikki replied with a concerned look to his friend. "I mean, he's just not Onigiri anymore... Watch. ONIGIRI! LOOK AT THAT BEAUTIFUL GIRL!" he shouted, hoping to gain a reaction from the pig.
"I would never do such a shameful thing!" Onigiri replied, seeming almost horrified by this suggestion.
The blond backed up behind Ikki and stared in shock at his other friend. "I don't know if this is a good thing or if I should be frightened."
"YOU SHOULD BE HORRIFIED! THIS IS NOT THE ONIGIRI WE'VE COME TO KNOW AND LOVE!"
"Umn...yeah but...I mean it's not that bad...I'm sure the girls will be thankful anyway..."
"Bu-But Onigiri!" Ikki cried in despair, all the while trying to pry Akito off of his waist.
"Maybe it's just the blood loss and trauma Ikki-kun," the persistent boy suggested as he looked up at the crow with innocent eyes. He seemed entirely oblivious to the fact that Ikki was futilely trying to pull him away.
Kazu sighed. "Yeah...I'm sure he'll be fine."
"Hopefully..." the crow mumbled as he continued trying to get the flamboyant boy away from him.
"I am standing right here, it is very rude to speak about one as if one wasn't there."
Akito nodded, still gripping the crow tightly and showing no signs of weakness in letting go. "Ne, Ikki-kun? Can we go for ice cream later?"
"Uhmmm… if you get off me." Ikki proposed hopefully.
The boy frowned a bit, not wanting to let go, but he eventually surrendered to the request out of the promise of ice cream. However, this didn't stop him from grabbing Ikki's hand. "It's been awhile Ikki-kun. I missed you."
The crow sighed and resolved to tolerate the boy as usual. "Sure… I guess it must be boring stuck in your head all day."
"Umn...sometimes, but I am plenty entertained."
Kazu glanced over at Akito as he heard these words. He remembered Agito saying he was always being tag teamed. This seemed to be a confirmation of that fact. It was interesting, intriguing even, but he made no comment on it.
"Sure I guess, but it's not like the shark does anything too entertaining ne? It's Agito," Ikki replied with a slight laugh. What could possibly be entertaining about one as introvert and vulgar as the shark?
"Umn...sure..." Akito giggled softly at the male's lack of understanding.
'Oh Ikki, you have no idea...' Kazu thought to himself, shaking his head slightly.
"Well whatever," Ikki shrugged, not caring to question it. To delve into that boy's mind was something that could only end in peril. "Onigiri, call Buccha. We're all gunna go out for ice cream. I'll get Ringo and Ume on the way. They'd want some."
Kazu paused for a moment as he wondered if he should stay behind with Onigiri and wait for Buccha or if he should go with Ikki out of his own idiotic jealousy.
Akito, of course, held firmly onto the crow's hand as if they were glued together. He was definitely staying with Ikki.
"Alright, I'm guessing we'll all meet at the same Ice cream shop?" Onigiri questioned in his newly unusual and formal way of speaking.
"Yeah, with the big busted cashier!"
"Ikki, wash your mind out with soap!"
"OKAAA-SAN! ONIGIRI IS BEING CRAZY!"
"I am not. You are being perverse."
"Stop calling me Okaa-san you weirdo!" the blond protested. "He'll be fine. You can live with a polite Onigiri for awhile. It won't kill you."
"YES IT WILL! MY SOUL IS DYING!"
"The only thing dying is your intelligence as you shout nonsense..."
"YOUR MOM!" Ikki shouted back, now sounding completely insane.
"That doesn't even work with that sentence you dumbass!" Kazu shouted back, though he laughed despite the crow's idiocy.
"I know!" Ikki replied, laughing as Onigiri joined in as well. "Alright, so let's get everyone together and we'll get Ice cream."
"Right."
"Sounds good."
"Yay~!"
Author's notes:
God I hope you guys found this as amusing as we did...*wipes eyes from laughing all afternoon*
I'm not going to point out who said what in the last three lines... I think it's rather self explanatory. Nor is it a real important piece of information in this case so I'm sure you guys can figure it out.
"What could possibly be entertaining about one as introvert and vulgar as the shark?" rofl... perhaps you should consult the readers for the answer to this question Ikki. XDD
hahaha! I bet you guys thought there wouldn't be an update this Saturday because Chapter 28 was just uploaded. Well... surprise! :D lol. Back on schedule... kind of... I hope... o.o
In other news... SmileRen asked "Quick question: Can you keep Kazu as the uke? I just prefer it that way. Yes I have some very strange yaoi tastes :)"
And to answer: First off, this is not a strange taste in Yaoi at all. XD I think most would determine Kazu to be the uke, otherwise is likely just for the comical purpose of seeing Agito forced into an uke position... *snickers* hahahahahaha... okay sorry... moving on...
Well... even if you look at this story as a whole, it is quite apparent that if you were to label an Uke and a Seme it would be Agito as the Seme and Kazuma as the Uke. That's not going to change. But this does brings up an amusing topic.
I believe in the early workings of this story the question was asked, "Who would be the Seme...?" Now.. you might think this should be obvious.. and really, it was. But there was still the doubt in just trying to picture Kazuma as an Uke. Because... while he is passive and not exactly a gruff manly man, he does still have that male pride and ego... it just doesn't show itself until it really needs to.
If you look at Agito and Kazuma separately... you'll find that in a standered relationship Kazu is quite Seme. The reality is that there is no Uke here, thus creating probably one of the first SemexSeme relationships. They are both just two opposite kinds of Seme. Agito being a "Don't fuck with me" Seme and Kazu being a "Chibi" Seme. And this will be apparent in certain points in the fic, despite Kazu for the most part filling the Uke position.
So basically, because Kazu is passive-aggressive and arguing and pissing off Agito every time they tried something intimate would be exhausting, he just says okay fine... I'll let you take over so we can just move on. But there are moments where the blond shows his Seme side- much to Agito's surprise. I believe Kazuma explains his perspective on this in a later chapter. *snickers*
As much as a Seme with a Seme clashes, this is exactly why they work so well together. It gives that nice tension and push n' pull that keeps the story flowing. Their relationship is comical, adorable and sexy because of this fact. Which is a fact that, I think, most people miss in writing a kazuxAgi fic.
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For Your Amusement- In this chapter: Runi as Sachiko, Ikki, Onigiri and Agito. Zuku as Akito and Kazuma.
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