SM Owns Twilight

PART 3

CHAPTER IX.

Rated R

A/N: Heads Up: There's some lovin in this chapter.

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Bella arrived in Forks on Wednesday, hungover, thanks something called a Long Island Ice Tea.

Well, two was the magic number and Bella spent the night in the hotel bathroom, heaving the contents of her stomach into the toilet.

"How can she be this drunk?" asked Molly, now drinking tequila straight from the bottle. They had decided to leave the bar and make their way back to the hotel when Bella fell over and bumped her head on a table.

"She's soooo tiny!" Zack said, walking towards Bella with a wet towel. He had sobered up a bit since his conversation with Jacob, and dreaded telling Bella about it. Lily and Molly couldn't stand to be in close proximity to the vomiting without vomiting themselves, so Zack became the designated hair holder. Alex had been sent to find food.

Bella finished vomiting and flushed the toilet. Zack helped her off the floor and to the sink, where she proceeded to brush her teeth and rinse her mouth with some very strong mouth wash. He wiped her face with the wet towel, realizing that this was probably the only time he would be able to touch her like this.

"Bella?" he asked, working up the nerve to tell her what he did.

"Hmmm?" she replied, holding her head in her hands.

"Your boyfriend called and I kind of told him to stop hovering like a helicopter," he said sheepishly.

"Mmmm...I need to lie down," Bella mumbled. She seemed to be having trouble walking to the bed, so Zack bent down and swooped her off her feet. "Ohhh!" she said as she was overcome with a wave of dizziness.

"Sorry," he whispered, as he set her down on the bed, "I didn't mean to tell him he was a hovering helicopter."

"Mmm, okay, okay, I'll talk to him..." she said as she dozed off.

Zack had intended to sleep next to Bella on the bed, but his efforts were in vain. Alex showed up with the food, took one look at Zack, and said,

"No way, dude. You work for her, I don't, and I'm her best friend, so get lost," he said shoving Zack away from the bed.

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Bella woke up the next morning with the mother of all hangovers.

'How pathetic is this? I'm such a lightweight. Who vomits over two alcoholic beverages?'

She opened her eyes to find Alex's face very close to hers, too close in fact. He had his arm wrapped around her waist, and she had unconsciously placed her hands on his chest.

'Oops...well at least I have my clothes on.'

"Stop staring at me, Hells Bells," he mumbled. "How are you feeling?"

"Like I got run over by a truck."

"Well, that's what happens when someone your size downs three alcoholic beverages."

"I only had two!"

"Plus a rum and coke. Remember, that was your first drink? You kept saying it tasted funny, but drank the whole thing anyway."

"Ohhh..." Bella mumbled, trying to hide her head in the pillow. "My head."

"Yeah, listen, take some aspirin. I think it's best if we take you back today. The others were drinking up until an hour ago, so I think it's safe to say that the partying is over for now. Sorry to cut the trip short. I'll drive you all back."

"Hmmm...okay. I had fun," she whispered. Alex laughed out loud enough to wake everyone else up.

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"Here," Lily said as she thrust a picture as Bella got out of the car.

"What is this?"

"It's a Polaroid of you and Alex sleeping," she said, giggling, "something to remember your night by."

Alex got out of the driver's seat and made his way to Bella, who still struggled to stand up right.

"Here," he said, bending down to pick her up.

Charlie heard the commotion outside and opened the door, shocked to find Bella being carried by Alex.

"What happened? I thought she wasn't coming until tomorrow," he asked, running down the stairs to meet them.

"She, uh, she's hungover, Charlie," Alex explained while he tried to hide his laughter, "we decided to end the party a day early."

"Hungover? What, did she have a beer or something?" Charlie asked, thinking one beer would definitely be too much for his daughter.

"No, Charlie. Try a rum and coke, and two Long Island Ice Teas."

Charlie's eyes looked like they were going to pop out of their sockets.

"Well, I guess we won't be seeing her until tomorrow," he said, looking at the bruise on her forehead. Alex answered his unspoken question.

"She fell over and bumped her head,"

"Figures."

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"We have to go to La Push," Zack said as Alex got back into the car.

"Why?"

"I need to man up and apologize to Bella's boyfriend," he mumbled.

"Why?" asked Lily and Molly.

"Cuz he called last night and I told him to stop hovering like a helicopter." His friends were silent for three seconds before everyone starting talking at once.

"$100 days Jacob beats the shit out of him," Molly said, pulling out her wallet.

"No, $100 says he punches Zack in the face, but beats the shit out of Alex," Lily commented with a wicked smile on her face.

"Why would he beat me up?" Alex asked, trying not to laugh at the ridiculous idea of Jacob beating him up.

"Um, well, let's see, I don't know. Maybe because you were in bed with Bella this morning, and I took two pictures of it."

"So?" Alex asked arrogantly. He kind of hoped Lily would give Jacob the picture, just to see what what he would do.

"You're not worried?" Molly asked.

"Not one bit."

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Jacob had spent two hours fixing this piece of shit car, when he heard a car drive up the garage. Embry got up to go and greet their guests when Lily came running through the door, jumping on a surprised Embry, her tongue already in his mouth.

"Hey! PG-13 please!" Quil exclaimed, coming out of the kitchen with a bag of chips in his hand. Seth followed eagerly, trying to snatch the chips away from Quil.

Lily rolled her eyes and jumped off of Embry.

"There's somebody that wants to talk to you, Jacob,"

"Who?" he asked, just as Zack and Molly entered the garage. Zack squared his shoulders and walked directly towards Jacob, stopping a few feet in front of him.

'I'm not going to be weak. I'm not afraid of Bella's boyfriend.'

"I want to apologize to you for calling you a hovering helicopter. I was drunk, but that's not really an excuse, I guess. Sorry."

Jacob stared at Zack with a hateful expression. He really wanted to smash the guy's skull into pieces. However, his attention was diverted to Lily, Molly, Seth, Quil, and Embry, who were whispering in the corner, looking at a picture.

"Jacob doesn't have time to do anything about Zack. He should be going after Alex; I mean, look at this picture," Lily whispered, thrusting the picture into Embry's hands. Embry's eyes widened in worry.

Jacob marched over and grabbed the picture.

He looked at the picture of Bella sleeping next to Alex, and bit his tongue so hard that it bled.

The others watched his shaking hands.

"Dude, chill, nothing happened!" Alex said, standing at the door with smirk on his face. Jacob whipped his head towards his enemy and walked over to him, hands clenched in fists.

"What the hell do you think you're doing?" he yelled as he grabbed Alex by the collar of his jacket. Alex didn't react, just continued to look amused.

"Listen, bro, Bella and I are friends, and we will always be friends, and there is nothing you can do to get in the way of that. Now, I'm not the kind of guy who steals another man's woman, but know this: if you fuck up, I will be more than happy to be there to pick up the pieces."

Jacob was losing his cool at the thought of Bella running into this douchebag's arms.

"Before you decide to beat me into the ground—not that you could—you might want to go check on Bella. She's at Charlie's house, with a really, really bad hangover."

Jacob let go of Alex, and marched out the door.

"Dude, you got some balls on you," Embry said, walking over to shake Alex's hands.

"Well, what can I say? Nothing scares me," he replied arrogantly. Embry laughed. He had a feeling Alex would be terrified if he really saw Jacob for what he was.

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Seth ran after Jacob, Quil on his heels.

"Come on Jacob, don't me mad," he pleaded.

"Who the hell does that jerk think he is, messing with my Bells? We're together now! What kind of a guy gets in the middle of someone else's relationship?" he asked angrily as he paced back and forth.

"You did," Seth replied. Quil stared at him, shocked.

"WHAT?" Jacob roared.

"You did it...to Edward. He was with Bella, and you kept getting in between them, trying to get her for yourself. Poor Edward, I felt so bad for him..."

Seth felt the sting before he realized what had happened.

Embry must have heard the noise because he came running out of the side door of the garage.

Jacob had slapped Seth...not just slapped, but...bitch slapped him.

"You talk about that leech one more time, I'm going to send you to go be his guard dog!" Jacob hissed, as Embry and Quil bent over, clutching their stomachs, laughing at the look on Seth's face.

"You...you bitch slapped me?" he asked, "who bitch slaps another guy, Jacob? Be a man, why don't you? Stop stealing other guy's girlfriends and fight like a guy!"

Seth went back home...with two black eyes.

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Charlie and Sue were in the middle of making love, for the third time that day. Bella had been knocked out for hours, so she wouldn't hear the ruckus coming from Charlie's room.

Charlie had taken the day off, and had been sitting on the couch like a couch potato, watching television. Sue finished prepping dinner and decided that she and Charlie needed some alone time. After all, it had been two days since their last encounter on the couch.

She unbuttoned her blouse and walked over to him, blocking his view of the television. Charlie's eyes zoned in on Sue's state of undress, and before he knew it, she was leading him up the stairs.

Charlie Swan was a tender lover...in the first round, but after that, he acted like an enthusiastic teenager, and they did things in bed that they had never done before, especially with their former spouses.

"Don't stop Charlie," Sue begged as Charlie thrust into her.

"Aaahh, Sue," Charlie mumbled as he grabbed her hips and pushed into her.

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Jacob phased just outside of Bella's house and had been in the process of getting his pants on when he heard commotion from the Swan house.

He listened just as Sue said,

"Faster, Charlie...oh...oh...Charlie, harder, please!' she begged. Jacob's eyes widened and his mouth dropped open. No, no, no. This could not be happening.

"Sue, oh, honey, keep touching me there, aaahhh..."

Jacob phased immediately, unable to put enough distance between himself and Sue and Charlie.

Unfortunately, Seth Clearwater phased two minutes later, ready to patrol when he felt Jacob's presence and scanned his thoughts.

'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!' he howled loud enough to catch the attention of the pack members. They phased one by one, and when they learned what had happened, dropped to the forest floor, laughing.

Poor Seth Clearwater, however, ran like his life depended on it.

'MY EYES, MY EYES! I CAN'T SEE! NOOOOOOOO!'

Dinner was going to be an interesting affair, Jacob thought.

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Charlie heard the wolves howl and finished, much sooner than he anticipated. On the other hand, Sue was still waiting for her big finish, unable to hear anything other than her own whimpers and Charlie's heavy breathing. Though Charlie had intended to go and get his hunting rifle, the sight of Sue's bouncing breasts drew his attention away from the outside world.

He took a breast into his mouth, while sliding his hand down her body to rub her sensitive nub with his thumb.

That did the trick, it seems.

'CHARLIE!" she screamed, loud enough for Bella to wake up.

Loud enough that the beings with supernatural hearing abilities could hear.

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Bella stayed in bed, too scared to leave her room. She knew where that scream had come from, and she was sure it would give her nightmares for the rest of her life. Charlie and Sue...

She closed her eyes and tried to rid her head of everything, falling asleep somewhere along the way.

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"Charlie, what are you doing?" Sue asked as Charlie went to his closet and pulled out his hunting rifle.

"Huntin down those wolves," he replied.

"What wolves?" Sue asked, now horrified. Were there vampires in the area?

"You didn't hear them?"

"No, when did you hear this?"

"Oh, uh, when we were upstairs, you know..." The man was a god in the sheets but still couldn't muster up the courage to use words like 'sex' or 'making love.'

Sue looked like she had seen a ghost.

"It was really close this time, Sue. I swear, it sounded like it was by our yard," he explained as he got himself situated with this rifle and gear.

Sue still didn't move.

"I'm going go and check things out," he said, turning around to kiss her lips, "and thanks, for you know..." he stammered, blushing on his way out.

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Charlie had no idea what the hell was going on at the dinner table. Seth showed up with two black eyes, and didn't offer an explanation as to how he got them. Jacob arrived looking positively murderous, and avoided eye contact with Sue and Charlie.

Seth ate his dinner so quickly that he left within ten minutes of arriving, never looking at or talking to Sue or Charlie.

Charlie saw Sue blushing throughout the meal, and half-way through dinner, he realized she was probably thinking about their time together. He smiled to himself and made a note to pat himself on the back.

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Lily texted Bella every single detail about their excursion to La Push, ending with Jacob's almost fight with Alex. Then, Quil texted Bella about Jacob and Seth's fight.

She was furious!

How could Jacob actually get physical with Alex? Did he not see the error in his ways? After all, he had once pursued Bella to the extreme when she was with Edward, and now, he threatened one of her friends who had made it perfectly clear that he was not a threat to their relationship.

What about Seth? How could he punch him and slap him?

Luckily for Bella, Angela Webber texted and asked if she wanted to come to a get together at her house. Bella agreed immediately, needing to get out of this web of destruction.

She put on a tight, figure-hugging top, a pair of jeans, and some sexy boots. She dabbed on some lip gloss and mascara, grabbed her purse, and made her way down the stairs.

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Charlie, Sue, and Jacob were all still eating dinner in silence when they heard Bella come down the stairs.

When she came into view, Jacob—who had lifted his fork to his mouth—dropped his fork back on the plate, splashing food everywhere.

Bella looked hella hot.

Bella didn't look at Jacob, she was too mad at him. She also avoided eye contact with Charlie and Sue, so she just stared at the cupboards above their heads.

"I'm going out, don't wait up," she said before heading out the door. Jacob got up to leave, but had been stopped by Charlie.

"I don't think she wants you to go with her, son. Sit down, finish your dinner, and have some pie."

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Jacob sat on the stairs in front of Charlie's house, waiting for Bella's return. Charlie and Sue had already gone to sleep, but he didn't want to leave without talking to her. He learned from Embry that Bella had learned all about his afternoon activities from Lily and Quil and was quite displeased with them at the moment.

He had a right to be angry, though. That douchebag Alex was trying to pick a fight. Why else would he have gotten into bed with Bella?

Why hadn't she called to ask, tell him she was going to Seattle with her friends? Why didn't she invite him?

All of these questions floated around in his mind as Bella pulled up into the driveway. She hadn't seen him yet.

As she dug through her purse to get her house keys, she felt something large move besides her.

"Bells?" Jacob asked, now standing a foot in front of her. She gasped and dropped her keys in fear.

"Sorry, I shouldn't have startled you," he said, bending down to pick up her keys.

He waited for her to say something to him, but she just stood there and stared at him for thirty seconds before pulling him down by the shirt and kissing him passionately.

Before he could wrap his arms around her, she pushed him away.

"You're such a big, fat jerk, Jacob!" she said, pushing his chest in a threatening matter. "Where do you get off punching Seth? And threatening Alex?"

"I'm sorry, okay. Seth said something to piss me off and I overreacted, and Alex, well I don't like you hanging out with him. He's trying to steal you away from me," he whined.

"Jacob, please, Alex is my friend,"

"You and I were just friends once, remember? Look at where we are now?"

"Really, Jacob? You think we were every really just friends? Cuz I don't have dreams about my other guy friends the way I used to dream about you, Jacob. I don't kiss my other guys friends the way I kiss you. I don't feel this need to be with my other guy friends as I do with you. Alex just slept next to me, it was innocent, I don't care what that picture says. Nobody holds me like you do, nobody touches me like you do, nobody kisses me like you do, and nobody will make love to me like you will one day!"

Jacob was taken aback by her declaration. Now that he thought about it, it made perfect sense. They had never 'just been friends'. He had always had a crush on her, and that crush turned into love. She may have tried to 'just remain friends', but obviously, she failed miserably at it. They were never friends...they were always meant to be extraordinary lovers.

He was touched by her outburst, and his heart swelled inside of his chest; not to mention the effect her words had on his ego.

"Why didn't you ask me if you could go with your friends? Why didn't you ask me to come?"

Bella scoffed at his questions.

"First of all, I'm not going to ask you permission to do anything. I will do what I want. That being said, I should have told you where I was going. I'm sorry I couldn't. My friends were upset that I wasn't spending time with them and they took my phone away before we left. It's not that I don't want you to come, I just wanted to show them that I'm still the me they knew when we all started."

"That douche Alex called me a hovering helicopter? Do you think I hover?"

Bella giggled uncontrollably.

"Well, when you get mad at me for not 'asking you permission' to go, then yes, you're hovering. When you threaten my friend because you're jealous, then yes, you're hovering. Jacob, I'm here. I want to be here. If I didn't want to be here, I would have left a long time ago. I'm not going to leave you."

He was speechless.

"Besides," she said, grabbing his shirt again, "I don't mind the hovering when we're in bed," she said, grinning wickedly.

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Jacob hovered over her in bed for the next few hours.

A/N: I love Billy Burke as Charlie so I wanted to give him a love scene...plus, I love his stache.