Advance Wars Drabbles
By Hiro Konobu
Ch. 29: The "Pokeman" Special

"As you can see due to the new pokemon Diamond and Pearl games that came out I thought why not make a chapter of the Advance Wars Drabbles in honor of it, and as always I only own my fanfics, and yes the chapter is spelled like that on purpose."

(We start by seeing two of the Black Hole guys playing said game mentioned in the title.)

"Finally some off time after dealing with those allied nations "

"Say Flak you don't mind me trading my Lopunny for your Glameow do you?" Adder said playing a game on his DS.

"Sure I don't mind at all, besides I don't have one anyway, say while were at it do you have any spare starters I can trade you for?" Flak said.

"No I don't, I only have a male Grotle, besides I was so enamored with the game I forgot to check the gender of my starter pokemon." Adder said sulking.

"Well then no female Chimchar for you." Flak said.

"What does not having a female starter have to do this?"

"I have no clue, though I was thinking of the Soup Nazi from that old Seinfield show." Flak said while possibly confusing the readers.

"...How does Seinfield fit into this bit anyway?" Adder said.

"I really don't know." Flak said while both he and Adder sweatdropped.

"Anyway let's get this trade started." Adder said as he and Flak did some trading.

"Say Adder you forgot to say what skill this Lopunny had." Flak said as Adder began to laugh. "...Also why are you laughing Adder?" Flak said.

"Because that Lopunny had the klutz skill, and to those people who aren't familiar with the skill, it means you can't use held items." Adder said after laughing.

"Well how was I supposed to know it had that crappy skill?" Flak said frustrated.

"For one thing you didn't ask me before the trade on what skill it had because they can either have cute charm or the skill I just mentioned." Adder said

"How would you know that?" Flak said still in his frustrated mood.

"Well I looked it up online on a web site which will remain nameless." Adder said, as he laughed.

"...Flak smash Adder!" Flak said in a very angry tone, though as he was chasing Adder around the room Lash came in.

"What in the name of Nell's lucky dice is going on here?" Lash said while watching Adder get strangled by Flak after the trade mentioned earlier.

"Adder gave me a Lopunny with Klutz attached to it!" Flak said while still choking Adder.

"Lash, help..." Adder said while Flak was choking the life out of him,as this was happening Lash sighs.

"Look Flak do you have the Skill Swap TM on your game?" Lash said.

"Yes I do." Flak said letting go of Adder.

"Thank you great ice cream salesman for letting me have sweet air." Adder said as he was released from the aforementioned choking.

"Well simply put you could just put it on your newly acquired Lopunny."

"Why would I want to do that, especially when, wait I get where you're going with this." Flak said noticing Lash's plan.

"Yes, see due to that Lopunny's Klutz it can't use held items, but with the earlier mentioned skill swap attack you can get rid of the horrible skill, for the time being." Lash said.

"Sweet and glorious for you air!" Yes, Adder is still rambling about his precious air.

"I sware some girl named "Marisa" need to steal Adder's precious thing. Anyway what were we talking about again?" Lash said annoyed at Adder continuing to worship the air.

"I think it was about how we can get your Lopunny into battle condition despite being hindered by having the Klutz skill."

"Ok, just give me some time and I'll put the skill swap on your Lopunny ok." Lash said as she began to exit the room.

"Yeah, anything else I can do while I'm waiting?" Flak said as Lash turned around to face him.

"Yes, you can stop Adder from babbling about his impromptu obsession with air." Lash as she got out of the room with Flak's DS.

(Around seven minutes later Lash comes back into the room, however it's to an unpleasant sight to her at least.)

"Hi Lash I told you I'd stop Adder's incoherent babbling." Flak said with Adder lying down on the ground, apparently beaten up.

"When I told you to take care of Adder I didn't mean it in that way!" Lash said obviously angry at what Flak did.

"Well you did tell me to stop Adder from his air talking so I just thought I'd knock him out." Flak said.

"Nevermind, I'll just wake up Adder..." Lash goes over to Adder, and pokes him. "Hey Adder wake up." As Lash says this no response is given from the still knocked out Adder. "Well...WAKE UP!!!" Now a response is heard from the surprised Adder.

"Lash! What in the name of Andy's wrenches was that for?!" Adder said.

"Nothing at all." Lash said while grinning an eerily cute smile.

"In that case why did you wake me up for no reason whatsoever?" Adder said.

"Well Flak wanted to challenge you to a 1 v 1 match on his pokemon game."

"Oh, now that makes sense." Adder said as he took out his DS which was somehow still on after all of these mishaps.

"So you choose your two and I'll choose my two pokemon ok." Flak said as Adder nods, and after about a minute of preparation both of them were ready to battle.

"For my first and only pokemon I'll send out Lopunny." Flak said as his pokemon appeared on the screen.

"I knew that you were going to do something like so I'll send out the Glameow you gave me." Adder said as his Glameow appeared.

"Exactly that's why I use the attack skill swap, to get your skill while you get mine." Flak said surprising Adder.

"...What's a skill swap?" Adder said imitating Andy in a way.

"You know Andy is going to sue you for using that quote like that, and as for the skill swap you seeing as that Glameow had the Own Tempo skill, I guess your Glameow can get confused now." Flak said.

"Shoot...well I'll just attack you with an assist attack..." Adder said, as what came out was a confuse ray, and due to the previous move the confuse ray didn't work. (A/N: To all those who don't know what that is, it's basically a random attack from any other pokemon in your party.)

"Well that's honestly bad luck right there isn't it Adder?" Flak said.

"Yeah it is, but I took great lengths to prevent you from using Lopunny's fighting type attacks since it had none." Adder said.

"Why would you give me one with no fighting skills..." Flak said.

"Well I am a snake after all, and most people perceive you to be perfectly stupid." Adder said snickering, though Lash cuts in.

"If I may say something, while I was giving Flak's Lopunny the skill swap attack I noticed it had no fighting type attacks, so I used one of Flak's heart scales he had in the game and gave it the jump kick attack." Lash said as Adder got angry.

"Way to over analyze the situation Lash..." Adder said.

"You're welcome Adder, so Flak..."OHKO" him now!" Lash said as Flak used said jump kick on the normal-type Glameow knocking it out in one hit.

"Adder I hope this teaches you stuff like this only works on Orange Star, or Andy." Flak said...as Adder jumped him, as the two started fighting Lash just exits the room.

"Well...that was interesting, time for me to let my Rapidash participate in a contest on my pokemon game."

End Ch. 29

"Well...I got my creative mood back, then again maybe that was positive energy from finally beating "Elite Beat Agents" on this day...As for the Marisa joke it's a song, and the OHKO statement is short for One Hit KO, anyway please review."