Bleached Armageddon
By Inuyoshie, who is indeed amazing but owns no Bleach. T_T
Chapter 29: Por qué es usted todo aquí?
El Rey (Grimmjow)
Aizen called another boring-ass meeting. Little did I know that this meeting would be one of the most interesting ones in a while.
"My dear Espada-" Oh god. He's calling us his dear Espada. "It would seem to me that our guests are from an alternate dimension,"
Eh. Wait- what the fuck?
I voiced my opinions and got glared down.
"That explains the powers," Szayel murmured calmly.
"I'm not finished," Aizen glared at Szayel. "Where they come from, we all are fictional characters,"
"WHAT?"
"The hell?"
"OH great,"
"Hn. Trash,"
"ZZZZZZ"
"…"
"Whatever,"
"Interesting,"
"Humph. Stupid kids,"
"…"
"Ain' it great?" Gin exclaimed.
"NO!" I yelled at him. Just then, Stark punched Halibel in his sleep.
"The hell?" Nnoitera asked.
"Stark, why did you-"
"ZZZZZZ"
"I think he's asleep," I commented, getting up and poking Stark.
"Grimmjow, please sit down," Aizen ordered me.
"But he's-"
"NOW," Aizen snapped. I sighed and went back to my chair. Stark then promptly gave Aizen the finger. Aizen narrowed his eyes at Stark.
"Stark…" he said his voice dangerously… uh… dangerous.
"ZZZZ," Stark snored on. HE then pushed his foot and kicked Nnoitera in the balls. He went flying across the room with a high-pitched scream.
"Nnoitera's a girl!" Yami blurted. Suddenly Ulquiorra clutched his head and began banging it on the table. Not soon after everyone else began doing similar things. I soon understood why… an image of Nnoitera in some frilly pink dress flashed through my head. (A/N: It's a tutu.)
"OW!" I yelled, clutching my head.
"Silence!" Aizen ordered. We all complied, and giggling could be heard from outside the meeting room. Aizen stalked over and opened the door, his reitsu flaring.
While Aizen was lecturing the girls, Stark got up and sat in Aizen's chair, sipping his tea with an exaggerated pinky stuck out. Aizen stalked back, looked at Stark, and then twitched.
"Aja, get Stark out of my chair NOW," he ordered.
"But I don't wanna!" Aja whined. Aizen glared at her.
"…"
"Ashe…"
"… How about you three come in here and explain yourselves," Aizen suggested coldly.
"We were bored. Need we say more?" Nicole demanded.
"No, explain the alternate world you come from," Aizen clarified, sounding really pissed. (Yet when he does that, he sounds calm. He just emits 'I'm pissed off' rays. It's fucking creepy)
"Why?" Aja demanded. "Didn't you?"
"Yes, but my dear Espada-" Gag me with Nnoitera's head "- may have questions,"
"Ruki, you answer them," Aja announced.
"Why me?" Maddie demanded.
"'Cuz you're special," Nicole replied.
"Ed," Aja muttered. Maddie frowned and straightened her collar.
"Right… questions?" she asked.
"Does everyone from your particular dimension possess unusual abilities?" Szayel asked.
"Nope. We're just special," Maddie replied. Stark woke up.
"Wha-how the hell did I get over here?" he demanded.
"That's what she said!" Nicole and Aja chorused. Maddie rolled her eyes.
"Moving on. Next question?" she demanded crisply.
"Does your world have shinigami?" Ulquiorra asked.
"Only in anime and stuff," Maddie answered.
"Then what happens to all of your dead souls?" Halibel asked.
"Ooh! I wanna-"
"NO! To answer your question, it depends on your religion. Aside from that, we don't' know," Halibel nodded, satisfied with the answer.
"How did you get here?" I asked.
"No sé," Maddie answered.
"Why are you here?" Yami demanded.
"How the fuck should I know?" Aja demanded.
"To eat your brains," Nicole answered.
"Fate," Maddie shrugged. Aja twitched. Maddie turned to Aja and cringed. "NEXT question…"
"What the fuck is your problem?" Nnoitera shouted.
"Your face. Any other questions?" Maddie asked sweetly.
"… I don't believe so," Aizen answered calmly. "You may leave now,"
Translation: Go the fuck away. The girls filed out and I frowned, the wheels turning in my head.
Now Nicole has something to blackmail me with…
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Inuyoshie's after the chapter special!
Yes! I have finally finished the first notebook! Now onto the second one… with more adventures! More romance! More fluff! More yaoi! And… more kinky cosplay nurse and maid's uniforms! Mwahahahah!
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