Susie was coming into her office with the test answers and everyone was getting ready for the language arts test. "Would Susie Singleton come to the Principal's office." Principal Singleton said on the intercom.
"What are you in for?" Magenta asked, "Violation of attitude."
Tonya and Dena laughed along with her.
"All of you can take your test now," Susie said as she left for the door.
Susie had to go to her office, leaving the test answers on the table.
"Hey Daddy," Susie said as she came in the door."What's wrong."
"It's the bills." Principle Singleton said, "I haven't worked on them in a long time. Your mom use to do the bills, now that she's gone I need help."
"It's a good thing I always do my bills at the beginning of each month," Susie said.
They started working on every last bill. When they were done, she went back to her classroom.
When she got back, she saw that everyone finished their tests and that the test answers have been stolen. She started to worry and needed to know who stole the test answers, "Like I can help." said a Japanese-American surfer girl.
"Lizzie Lawerence," Susie said.
"I've read a lot of Sherlock Holmes, Nancy Drew, and Sam Spade books." Lizzie replied, "I can so help who took the test answers."
"How did the culprit stole the test answers?" Susie asked.
"Well, we were distracted by a blue jay when it flew off. After we finished the test," Lizzie explained, "I noticed that the test answers are missing. We decided not to tell you until you got back from your dad's office."
As they got outside they need to figure out the suspects. Susie suspected Magenta, Dena, and Tonya since their so mean and Lizzie suspected Jeff and Earl because Jeff stole her tuna sandwich yesterday and had to eat a big dinner Pizza Heaven. Then they bumped into Rudy, they helped him up and Rudy whispered to himself, "If only I can get that A on the test."
Susie started to look suspicious.
"Like, hey Bryoni." Lizzie replied
"I like to get in the know," Bryoni said.
"Someone like totally stole the test answers," Lizzie explained.
Magenta, Tonya, and Dena came by with salads on their plates and Susie wondered if they knew anything about the test answers, "We like totally don't know anything about stealing the test answers." Magenta said, "We like had plans later today."
"I like had to go to Chattsworth Prep to see my cousin," Dena said.
"That's like totally the rivaling school," Lizzie said.
"And we're bringing Bubbles The Bulldog, the school mascot." Tonya continued, "She's also my sisters' pet dog."
Susie decided to give them an alibi. "An alibi means that they're free to go after they've been asked questions," Susie said to Lizzie and Bryoni.
"Now we have 3 more suspects," Bryoni replied as she pointed to Jeff and Earl, who were having bacon cheeseburgers.
They decided to go up to them, "We didn't get condiments this time?" Jeff asked.
"That's true Jeff," Earl said, "We thought we would do something different."
"Jeff, Earl," Bryoni said to them, "Do you know anything about the stolen test answers."
"We couldn't have done it," Jeff answered, "Then we will be serving 2 days of detention."
"What did you 2 like do this time?" Lizzie asked
"We did spitballs in Science class," Jeff answered.
Rudy came by and he had mustard stains on his face, "Mr. Reynolds," Susie said to him, "Please wash your face."
"Okay," Rudy said as he left.
As lunch was over, they found something in the library. It was the test answers and it had mustard stains on it and next to it was a football patch. Susie knew that it had to be someone on the football team. Susie recalled Rudy having mustard on his face and they know that he stole the test answer.
They looked around the school when they found Rudy by his locker. They explained that they knew he stole the test answers, "I heard you say that you really need that A on that test," Susie explained, "Then I saw some mustard on the test answer, Earl and Jeff were having bacon cheeseburgers without condiments while Magenta, Tonya, and Dena were having salads, and finally there was a football patch next to the test answers."
"Okay," Rudy said, "I took the test answers."
"Why?" Lizzie asked.
"I've been getting bad grades due to football practice and I need a good grade to stay on the team," Rudy explained,
"Maybe you can use a tutor." Susie suggested, "I've done some tutoring as a kid."
"I can tutor him," Bryoni said.
"Excellent work Bryoni." Susie said, "And Rudy will be a guest at the next Have You Heard meeting."
On the day of the Have you Heard club meeting, Rudy was a guest. She explained about studying for tests and good grades.
"One time Dean and I cheated on a science test," Brandon explained, "The teacher caught us and gave us detention."
"As punishment," Dean continued, "We had to take Darla to The Bidempops concerts. Also, I had to babysit her whenever my parents are working late."
Then Susie recalls the time when her brother needed tutoring.
In the flashback, Sharon Singleton had shoulder length hair and looked a lot like Susie. 10-year-old Stanley was struggling with his work and Susie was confused.
"Mommy." Young Susie said, "What's wrong with Stanley."
"Stanley is having troubles with his language arts grades." her mother explained, "Your father and I decided to let a tutor help him catch up so he can be a country singer."
"That's good," Young Susie said, "Because you need grammar to sing a song."
"Perfect," Sharon said, "My next novel will be music-themed."
"Can I help you come up with ideas please?" Young Susie asked.
"Sure sweetie." her mother replied.
Returning to present day, Susie and told them that people should study and do their best on tests.
The end.
This episode is inspired by the Doug High sketch from Incredible Crew where they had an excerpt about stolen test answers.
