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Counting the votes!

Partly: 2

No: 0

Yes: 7


So, by count it is official: Hermione will use the Oiroke No Jutsu. Don't worry people, I won't write anything to graphic about Hermione, I'll just give you a small hint how to imagine her body, while I'll explain that eye colour, hair colour and style. Sounds good? Great.


Hair: Long black, with curly moments.

Eyes: Shining, midnight blue.

Body: Picture Jessica Rabbit naked.

Yeah, that's how she'll look.


Starting the chapter!


Hermione took some deep breathes and said: "Oiroke No Jutsu!" POOF! And Hermione is transformed. Ginny looked over this result and shook her head: "Still says 'Hermione'. Change the hair!" Hermione let go of the transformation and tried again.

"Now this is better. Try to change the eyes. We don't need anyone else to know what your plan is." Ginny looked over.

"That wasn't mine, it was Safaia's!" Hermione said.

"Really?" Ginny asked.

"She said this jutsu is her fathers." Hermione told her.

"Oho! He must be a genius to come up with this." Ginny looked at the scroll, "Well try again!"

"Oiroke No Jutsu!" Hermione poof'ed into someone else.

"Perfect! I could see Ron fainting at your sight!" Ginny gave her thumbs up.

"See, if anyone is in the hallway. I don't want to be caught. Not looking like this." Hermione was worried.

"You need a new name for this form. I can't call you 'Hermione' you know." Ginny suddenly said. Hermione thought for a good name: "Bea? Short from 'Beatrice', also could be short for 'Beautiful'."

"Perfect!" Ginny squealed, "Now go and work some magic." She took in some air and went to the boy's room. She knocked on the door.

"Come in." Ron said and she walked in. Harry, Fed and George were also in the room, along with Ron. When they looked at her:

First: Fred, George and Harry turned deep red at her sight;

Second: Said 3 looked over her;

Third: Fred and George fainted, making a perfect 'X' and Harry fell down faster then someone who got hit by the Killing Curse.

All 3 had nose bleeds.

Ron was still getting red. You could see that his skin is like a red light bulb in the night.

"Who…are…you?" He breathed out.

"Is something wrong boys?" Came Mr. Weasley's voice from the doors: "Merlin's pants!" He fainted.

"What's wrong, Arthur?" Sirius and Lupin ran to him. They looked at the room: "Merlin's Underwear," And fainted.

"Looks like men aren't too withstanding, are they?" 'Bea' said in a seductive voice (That was in the scroll, under the 'Required!'). Ron still kept getting redder (He outdid Hinata's blush!).

"How rude. I am Bea."

"I'm Nor, I mean, Ron." Ron said.

"Nice meeting you, Ron." Bea walked around a bit, since she had no idea what to do!

Ron was having a Devil Ron and Angel Ron argument.

Left shoulder was having Devil Ron on him (Dressed in the classic red devil costume) and right shoulder was having Angel Ron (White long dress, fluffy wings and a golden tiara on him).

"Whoa! Talking about Keepers! I see one dead ahead!" Devil Ron ogled.

"I doubt that is the proper way of greeting a lady." Angel Ron commented, but still looked at her.

"Forget manners, grab her and have some fun. She looks worth it!" Devil Ron did a wolf whistle (Lupin woke up for a sec, before fainting again).

"How rude! Do not listen to him; he is but an immature idiot." Angel Ron said.

"Look who's talking!" Devil Ron accused.

"I got brains!" AR said.

"But I got the looks!" DR laughed.

"We look the same." AR said annoyed.

"Shut it! Take her, take her!" DR commended.

"No! Think about Hermione! She is pure, wonderful, smart and devoted to justice. She is the right choice! Don't take this one time fun!" AR argued.

"Better have one time, then none at all." DR commented.

It was looking funny how Ron was turning his head from his right shoulder to his left and again all the time. 'Bea' thought something is wrong with him and went closer to him: "Is something wrong?"

"N-no everything is fine. Why are you here?" Ron was still red.

"Thought I walk in this room. No worries, I'm a witch myself. So, what about a date with me?" 'Bea' asked, 'This is it. Will he accept 'Bea's date proposal or not?' Ron stared at her for a short moment before returning to moving his head on the shoulders. She stared at him for a few minutes, until he said: "N-n-no. I got eyes on someone else. Try my brothers or Harry." She was surprised. He said no to a hot sexy lady, and said he likes someone else.

"Who?" She asked.

"A friend. She is beautiful, smart and…cute." He answered. She knew who he meant and smiled. He really is something worth for her. When he suddenly passed out.

'Must be from all the blood that rushed to his head.' She guessed and ran back to her room.


"So?" Ginny asked. Hermione changed back and told what happened.

"Merlin's Beard! Now that is something to blackmail them." Ginny mussed.

"Ginny!" Hermione scolded her.

"It is! And you found out, that he does have a crush on you! Maybe it is even true love, with the fact he said 'no' to someone that made 6 men loose consciences." Ginny pointed out.

"Maybe." Hermione blushed, "We should take a look at them."

"Did any of you see a hot woman?" Fred suddenly ran in.

"And we mean goddess-like hot!" George joined.

"No, sorry." Hermione answered. They snapped their fingers and ran to find her.

"Looks like they will be looking for her for a while." Ginny laughed.


Harry just woke up and remembered the reason he fainted.

"Did that really happen?" Harry asked.

"Yup. You got proof." Ron indicated to his nose. Harry found blood and remembered how h once bleed when he saw Safaia in underwear. He turned red again.

"What?" Ron asked.

"Nothing. Who…?" Harry tried to ask.

"She said her name is Bea." Ron said and numbly walked out. After that no one can walk straight, no matter what. Harry also followed the same way.


Sirius drank another glass of Firewhisky. Looks like he is trying to settle his mind.

"Do you think was that for real?" Sirius asked.

"If that wasn't real, then…Arthur has a blond daughter." Lupin said.

"I got no blond kids." Mr. Weasley argued.

"So, it was real." Lupin took the glass from Sirius and drank it dry.

"Stop drinking. I don't want another 1990 December night happen again, Arthur." Mrs. Weasley scolded them.

"What happened then?" Harry asked the Weasley kids, but they made it clear that they don't know and possibly don't want to know.


Well, I tried. I doubt that it was good, but I had a blast while writing it. I mean, come on, try to imagine that in your head. I laughed most of the time, so it wasn't easy laughing and writing.


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